Jen Bernstein
@nycjamgal.bsky.social
AI Analyst & Edit⭕️r #Top10Tech
#HighTimesAlumni #PhishSkeets #GimmeSomeMoe #Jambands #LegalizeIt #HarmReduction
#HighTimesAlumni #PhishSkeets #GimmeSomeMoe #Jambands #LegalizeIt #HarmReduction
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Jen Bernstein
@nycjamgal.bsky.social
· Nov 12
We can have high times if you’ll abide. What’s up? Hopefully Blue Skies 😉
Debating breaking out the “good” Phish shirt for Thanksgiving dinner 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Debating breaking out the “good” Phish shirt for Thanksgiving dinner 🤔
Almost forgot what time I put the turkey roast in the oven — checked the clock as I was washing yams and, yup, 11:11✨
Hope everyone knows how grateful I am for them — and by them — I mean YOU!!
#HappyThanksgivingPham!!!
Hope everyone knows how grateful I am for them — and by them — I mean YOU!!
#HappyThanksgivingPham!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Almost forgot what time I put the turkey roast in the oven — checked the clock as I was washing yams and, yup, 11:11✨
Hope everyone knows how grateful I am for them — and by them — I mean YOU!!
#HappyThanksgivingPham!!!
Hope everyone knows how grateful I am for them — and by them — I mean YOU!!
#HappyThanksgivingPham!!!
Pretty sure Shrek is riding in a garlic carriage; Pikachu and Eevee are in a Pokeball sled; and Minnie Mouse face planted into rökk just in time for #MacysDayParade2025 #UWS
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pretty sure Shrek is riding in a garlic carriage; Pikachu and Eevee are in a Pokeball sled; and Minnie Mouse face planted into rökk just in time for #MacysDayParade2025 #UWS
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Who wants to stage a runaway golf cart marathon for the #MacysDayParade tomorrow?!
Pretty fun checking out #RainbowTurkey 🦚 and all the phloats setting up a BL⭕️CK from my digs on the #UpperBestSide.
Tomorrow’s parade is gonna be lit … and I already am 😂 🦃
Pretty fun checking out #RainbowTurkey 🦚 and all the phloats setting up a BL⭕️CK from my digs on the #UpperBestSide.
Tomorrow’s parade is gonna be lit … and I already am 😂 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Who wants to stage a runaway golf cart marathon for the #MacysDayParade tomorrow?!
Pretty fun checking out #RainbowTurkey 🦚 and all the phloats setting up a BL⭕️CK from my digs on the #UpperBestSide.
Tomorrow’s parade is gonna be lit … and I already am 😂 🦃
Pretty fun checking out #RainbowTurkey 🦚 and all the phloats setting up a BL⭕️CK from my digs on the #UpperBestSide.
Tomorrow’s parade is gonna be lit … and I already am 😂 🦃
Are you an introvert? Extrovert? Or, perhaps the new third personality type: #otrovert?!
Excited to understand & learn more from Dr. Rami Kaminski #TheOthernessInstitute
Excited to understand & learn more from Dr. Rami Kaminski #TheOthernessInstitute
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Are you an introvert? Extrovert? Or, perhaps the new third personality type: #otrovert?!
Excited to understand & learn more from Dr. Rami Kaminski #TheOthernessInstitute
Excited to understand & learn more from Dr. Rami Kaminski #TheOthernessInstitute
Is this real life? Go big or go gnome?! #BedBathAndWayBeyond 🚀
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is this real life? Go big or go gnome?! #BedBathAndWayBeyond 🚀
I love a good Goosemas Gazette!! 🗞️
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I love a good Goosemas Gazette!! 🗞️
Okay, who wants to take EIGHT Flyers vs. Maple Leafs tickets off my hand that aren’t part of the #PhishFlyersNight?!
In my eagerness I went directly to Ticketmaster and didn’t follow the package link 🤦♀️ and bought the wrong ones.
Of course Ticketbastard says they are non-re(fun)dable. Oof.
In my eagerness I went directly to Ticketmaster and didn’t follow the package link 🤦♀️ and bought the wrong ones.
Of course Ticketbastard says they are non-re(fun)dable. Oof.
Guess who’s getting down to the nitty GRITTY?! 🧡🏒🖤
Why, yes, I would l⭕️ve to bring my #PhillyPham and their kiddos to see the Flyers for their hollablaze presents!
Experiences and making memories together rocks 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Ps. I’ve never been to the NYR, oops. ❤️💙
Why, yes, I would l⭕️ve to bring my #PhillyPham and their kiddos to see the Flyers for their hollablaze presents!
Experiences and making memories together rocks 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Ps. I’ve never been to the NYR, oops. ❤️💙
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Okay, who wants to take EIGHT Flyers vs. Maple Leafs tickets off my hand that aren’t part of the #PhishFlyersNight?!
In my eagerness I went directly to Ticketmaster and didn’t follow the package link 🤦♀️ and bought the wrong ones.
Of course Ticketbastard says they are non-re(fun)dable. Oof.
In my eagerness I went directly to Ticketmaster and didn’t follow the package link 🤦♀️ and bought the wrong ones.
Of course Ticketbastard says they are non-re(fun)dable. Oof.
There’s a lot to unpack (lyrically, I think) after first listen of “Real You” and I want to think about it … but the coolest part of the WGTYMMMMM from last night is the “Smooth Criminal” jam at the end.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There’s a lot to unpack (lyrically, I think) after first listen of “Real You” and I want to think about it … but the coolest part of the WGTYMMMMM from last night is the “Smooth Criminal” jam at the end.
I mean you could listen to last night’s @trey.com for the two new songs (which I can’t wait to hear!) OR you can listen for the LOUD cheers every time #NatalieCressman +1 (aka Chainsaw) tears it up on trombone 🤘🏽 🎸 🤘🏽
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I mean you could listen to last night’s @trey.com for the two new songs (which I can’t wait to hear!) OR you can listen for the LOUD cheers every time #NatalieCressman +1 (aka Chainsaw) tears it up on trombone 🤘🏽 🎸 🤘🏽
I miss doing weed photoshoots with my favorite musicians.
This one with #marcobenevento was my worst interview ever — not because of him — but I think I got too high and then his baby goats kept eating my notepad.
Probably one of my most fun and memorable! Oh, #hightimes.
This one with #marcobenevento was my worst interview ever — not because of him — but I think I got too high and then his baby goats kept eating my notepad.
Probably one of my most fun and memorable! Oh, #hightimes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I miss doing weed photoshoots with my favorite musicians.
This one with #marcobenevento was my worst interview ever — not because of him — but I think I got too high and then his baby goats kept eating my notepad.
Probably one of my most fun and memorable! Oh, #hightimes.
This one with #marcobenevento was my worst interview ever — not because of him — but I think I got too high and then his baby goats kept eating my notepad.
Probably one of my most fun and memorable! Oh, #hightimes.
Listening to #WBGO (as I do all day at remote work) and thought I heard #DinnerAndAMovie teases — Shazam’d it and it’s jazz fusion Ronnie Laws #NewDay.
⏩️ to the .58 second mark and tell me if you hear it??
⏩️ to the .58 second mark and tell me if you hear it??
New Day
YouTube video by Ronnie Laws - Topic
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November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Listening to #WBGO (as I do all day at remote work) and thought I heard #DinnerAndAMovie teases — Shazam’d it and it’s jazz fusion Ronnie Laws #NewDay.
⏩️ to the .58 second mark and tell me if you hear it??
⏩️ to the .58 second mark and tell me if you hear it??
Guess who’s getting down to the nitty GRITTY?! 🧡🏒🖤
Why, yes, I would l⭕️ve to bring my #PhillyPham and their kiddos to see the Flyers for their hollablaze presents!
Experiences and making memories together rocks 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Ps. I’ve never been to the NYR, oops. ❤️💙
Why, yes, I would l⭕️ve to bring my #PhillyPham and their kiddos to see the Flyers for their hollablaze presents!
Experiences and making memories together rocks 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Ps. I’ve never been to the NYR, oops. ❤️💙
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Guess who’s getting down to the nitty GRITTY?! 🧡🏒🖤
Why, yes, I would l⭕️ve to bring my #PhillyPham and their kiddos to see the Flyers for their hollablaze presents!
Experiences and making memories together rocks 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Ps. I’ve never been to the NYR, oops. ❤️💙
Why, yes, I would l⭕️ve to bring my #PhillyPham and their kiddos to see the Flyers for their hollablaze presents!
Experiences and making memories together rocks 🤘🏽🤘🏽
Ps. I’ve never been to the NYR, oops. ❤️💙
Nawlins was a blast! I drank more than I do all year (road drinks all day!!) and we got too fuckin’ high (roll me a 🦴) thanks to celebrating @freedmama.bsky.social #50th and @moeperiod.bsky.social
#SheKnowsEverythingAboutLiving 🦋🦋🦋
#SheKnowsEverythingAboutLiving 🦋🦋🦋
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Nawlins was a blast! I drank more than I do all year (road drinks all day!!) and we got too fuckin’ high (roll me a 🦴) thanks to celebrating @freedmama.bsky.social #50th and @moeperiod.bsky.social
#SheKnowsEverythingAboutLiving 🦋🦋🦋
#SheKnowsEverythingAboutLiving 🦋🦋🦋
Oh, high Bluesky!! DONT W⭕️RRY I AM A GLIDE AND ALIVE and survived moe.’s #Jamalot on Halloween in the Big Easy!!
As they say, I’ve been keeping on the bright side of life ☀️ 🎶
As they say, I’ve been keeping on the bright side of life ☀️ 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh, high Bluesky!! DONT W⭕️RRY I AM A GLIDE AND ALIVE and survived moe.’s #Jamalot on Halloween in the Big Easy!!
As they say, I’ve been keeping on the bright side of life ☀️ 🎶
As they say, I’ve been keeping on the bright side of life ☀️ 🎶
Typical Jen: “Ooooh, look a rainbow.”
Other passengers staring out the window: “Oh, look! A plane on fire!!”
#AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide
Other passengers staring out the window: “Oh, look! A plane on fire!!”
#AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Typical Jen: “Ooooh, look a rainbow.”
Other passengers staring out the window: “Oh, look! A plane on fire!!”
#AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide
Other passengers staring out the window: “Oh, look! A plane on fire!!”
#AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSide
Boarding for my flight to NOLA for @moeperiod.bsky.social Halloween was supposed to be at 3:50pm, but now it’s 5:55 (shakes fist at Mike Gordon).
Attitude still cheerful despite the downpours, I am sitting below the air tower and can hear my dad quoting Top Gun.
“Permission to buzz the tower?!”☕️
Attitude still cheerful despite the downpours, I am sitting below the air tower and can hear my dad quoting Top Gun.
“Permission to buzz the tower?!”☕️
a blurry picture of a plane flying in the sky .
ALT: a blurry picture of a plane flying in the sky .
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October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Boarding for my flight to NOLA for @moeperiod.bsky.social Halloween was supposed to be at 3:50pm, but now it’s 5:55 (shakes fist at Mike Gordon).
Attitude still cheerful despite the downpours, I am sitting below the air tower and can hear my dad quoting Top Gun.
“Permission to buzz the tower?!”☕️
Attitude still cheerful despite the downpours, I am sitting below the air tower and can hear my dad quoting Top Gun.
“Permission to buzz the tower?!”☕️
I don’t remember Halloween 2010 🤦♀️
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t remember Halloween 2010 🤦♀️
Danger, I’ve been told to expect it. 🎶
29 years ag⭕️ I got on the train, and never looked back!
Ok, I’m looking back now — and it wasn’t a bus — rather my family’s Plymouth Voyager minivan that we hotboxed on the way to the Charlotte Coliseum.💨
It’s my #Phanaversary! #line
29 years ag⭕️ I got on the train, and never looked back!
Ok, I’m looking back now — and it wasn’t a bus — rather my family’s Plymouth Voyager minivan that we hotboxed on the way to the Charlotte Coliseum.💨
It’s my #Phanaversary! #line
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Danger, I’ve been told to expect it. 🎶
29 years ag⭕️ I got on the train, and never looked back!
Ok, I’m looking back now — and it wasn’t a bus — rather my family’s Plymouth Voyager minivan that we hotboxed on the way to the Charlotte Coliseum.💨
It’s my #Phanaversary! #line
29 years ag⭕️ I got on the train, and never looked back!
Ok, I’m looking back now — and it wasn’t a bus — rather my family’s Plymouth Voyager minivan that we hotboxed on the way to the Charlotte Coliseum.💨
It’s my #Phanaversary! #line
This band has delivered NONSTOP for 35 years, has no drummer drama, and continues to crush it!
Stoked @riverportgin.bsky.social got a huge first @moeperiod.bsky.social show in Nashville — a #Rebubula to start first set and end second?! Color me jealous!
Stoked @riverportgin.bsky.social got a huge first @moeperiod.bsky.social show in Nashville — a #Rebubula to start first set and end second?! Color me jealous!
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This band has delivered NONSTOP for 35 years, has no drummer drama, and continues to crush it!
Stoked @riverportgin.bsky.social got a huge first @moeperiod.bsky.social show in Nashville — a #Rebubula to start first set and end second?! Color me jealous!
Stoked @riverportgin.bsky.social got a huge first @moeperiod.bsky.social show in Nashville — a #Rebubula to start first set and end second?! Color me jealous!
Well, after six weeks of hospital/rehab/pt I am so happy to report that I’m bringing my neighbor H❤️ME!
#LoveThyNeighbor #BeKindToOneAnother #CatMamas
#LoveThyNeighbor #BeKindToOneAnother #CatMamas
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well, after six weeks of hospital/rehab/pt I am so happy to report that I’m bringing my neighbor H❤️ME!
#LoveThyNeighbor #BeKindToOneAnother #CatMamas
#LoveThyNeighbor #BeKindToOneAnother #CatMamas