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Will Wander

@nyislanders.bsky.social

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i am real ny islanders (not really) Least insane NYC resident. 19 🔷🐶

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · Aug 9

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my bangers. My humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of NYC culture and sports most of the jokes will go over a typical BlueSkyers head. There is also my nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into my characterization- his p

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They’re mad at me for this meme

Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 13h

sal vulcano is about to fire his agent

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Why did you have to win, I could have to eat the Arby’s steak nuggets on Friday

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Libby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 13h

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 15h

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

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Dazure @neoncomet.bsky.social · 16h

It's that time of the year again

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 14h

Oh no

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If the Sabres win today and the Islanders lose tomorrow I’ll eat the Arby’s steak nuggets

Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 15h

Islanders flag

Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 15h

My most liked post 3 months ago got 9 likes, now I have 15 likes on a post, at this current pace by October 2030 my most liked post will be at 246,160 Likes

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 16h

Frantically calling these guys up and screaming, “The Switch 3!”

Screenshot from an Invent Help commercial

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 16h

a bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building that says photobook

ALT: a bald man with a beard is standing in front of a building that says photobook

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 16h

The Nation of Islam needs a college football team ngl

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 16h

If Microsoft can just slap their branding on a handheld computer and call it an Xbox… 🤔 okay, hear me out, here’s how Sega can still win the console wars. It’ll be called the Game Gear 2…

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 19h

#Isles

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 21h

Congratulations on Inventing venture capital but 3% more prestigious?

your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 @davidgerard.co.uk · 21h

new bailout target dropped www.ft.com/content/202d...

US approves new bank backed by billionaires with ties to Donald Trump

Target market for Erebor will be businesses that are part of America’s ‘innovation economy’

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 1d

Andrew Cuomo, who resigned the Governorship in turmoil over sex pest shit and who tried to cover up Covid deaths in retirement homes, decided to run for Mayor and after a major loss to the progressive candidate he decided he should continue running as an independent

Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 1d

Leftists are just wreckers. They are a huge part of why we currently have no bench.

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 1d

You folks have no idea how deep the rabbit hole is.

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3 AM Baseball was funny as shit (I still want an NC Dinos hat)

Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 1d

If the Sabres win today and the Islanders lose tomorrow I’ll eat the Arby’s steak nuggets

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s a digital picture of a 1 dollar bill, it’s all I can afford right now :(

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 1d

Is it pink?

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If we’re shit at hockey, I’d rather be shit at hockey with my “friend” #Isles #NYR

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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 1d

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Will Wander @nyislanders.bsky.social · 1d

They really couldn’t have come up with a better name?

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14: State/City flags but the colors are reversed, revealing for example Evil Chicago