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I dance to the beat of my own drum machine.
The irony of “No Kings” protests during our country’s 250th anniversary is not lost on me.
January 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The irony of “No Kings” protests during our country’s 250th anniversary is not lost on me.
Sometimes I look at other countries’ internal squabbles and think “oh, how cute”.
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Sometimes I look at other countries’ internal squabbles and think “oh, how cute”.
In 35+ years in tech, I have never seen anyone enable “wake on lan”.
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
In 35+ years in tech, I have never seen anyone enable “wake on lan”.
…and to all, a good riddance!
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
…and to all, a good riddance!
they'll stab you in the back with a sharpened crucifix
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
they'll stab you in the back with a sharpened crucifix
I’m going to be in Switzerland next year, and I’ve fallen down a Romansh rabbit hole.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’m going to be in Switzerland next year, and I’ve fallen down a Romansh rabbit hole.
Chocolate covered licorice
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Chocolate covered licorice
Uniquely Pacific Northwest problem: clashing plaid
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Uniquely Pacific Northwest problem: clashing plaid
Well played, South Korea.
October 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Well played, South Korea.
Once more for those in the back.
Those tests Trump keeps bragging about? I have taken those exact tests.
Three times.
…because I had three strokes.
Not because I’m so smart.
It’s things like “what is this animal” and draw a clock”.
It’s designed to measure damage.
I wouldn’t boast.
Those tests Trump keeps bragging about? I have taken those exact tests.
Three times.
…because I had three strokes.
Not because I’m so smart.
It’s things like “what is this animal” and draw a clock”.
It’s designed to measure damage.
I wouldn’t boast.
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Once more for those in the back.
Those tests Trump keeps bragging about? I have taken those exact tests.
Three times.
…because I had three strokes.
Not because I’m so smart.
It’s things like “what is this animal” and draw a clock”.
It’s designed to measure damage.
I wouldn’t boast.
Those tests Trump keeps bragging about? I have taken those exact tests.
Three times.
…because I had three strokes.
Not because I’m so smart.
It’s things like “what is this animal” and draw a clock”.
It’s designed to measure damage.
I wouldn’t boast.
Doesn’t look like $5500, does it?
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Doesn’t look like $5500, does it?
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Like a big pizza pie
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Like a big pizza pie
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Forget the 15 items or less, we need an “I know what thé fuck I’m doing” lane.
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Forget the 15 items or less, we need an “I know what thé fuck I’m doing” lane.
chmod 666 file.dot
changes file permissions to give end users read / write access to the file in question.
Thus proving end users are evil
changes file permissions to give end users read / write access to the file in question.
Thus proving end users are evil
October 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
chmod 666 file.dot
changes file permissions to give end users read / write access to the file in question.
Thus proving end users are evil
changes file permissions to give end users read / write access to the file in question.
Thus proving end users are evil
Video games prevent violence.
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Video games prevent violence.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
October 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Can you stop talking about autism like it’s fucking leprosy?
I’m not a low IQ drain on society.
It’s not a punishment.
It’s not a death sentence.
We are not monolithic.
It is not contagious.
I am just wired differently. I can see through your façade and your pointless social bullshit.
Christ.
I’m not a low IQ drain on society.
It’s not a punishment.
It’s not a death sentence.
We are not monolithic.
It is not contagious.
I am just wired differently. I can see through your façade and your pointless social bullshit.
Christ.
September 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can you stop talking about autism like it’s fucking leprosy?
I’m not a low IQ drain on society.
It’s not a punishment.
It’s not a death sentence.
We are not monolithic.
It is not contagious.
I am just wired differently. I can see through your façade and your pointless social bullshit.
Christ.
I’m not a low IQ drain on society.
It’s not a punishment.
It’s not a death sentence.
We are not monolithic.
It is not contagious.
I am just wired differently. I can see through your façade and your pointless social bullshit.
Christ.
The best (accidental) photo I have ever taken.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The best (accidental) photo I have ever taken.
Ring a ring of roses
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
August 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ring a ring of roses
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
Roses are green
Violets are dark blue
I’m colourblind
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Violets are dark blue
I’m colourblind
Epstein didn’t kill himself
August 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Roses are green
Violets are dark blue
I’m colourblind
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Violets are dark blue
I’m colourblind
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Thankfully the great Ketchup wars are over, and catsup lost.
August 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thankfully the great Ketchup wars are over, and catsup lost.
Something I’ve been seeing that I’m not sure they considered: manufacturers AND retailers are BOTH raising prices because of the bullshit tariffs.
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Something I’ve been seeing that I’m not sure they considered: manufacturers AND retailers are BOTH raising prices because of the bullshit tariffs.
I hate second guessing Prince but something has always bothered me.
I understand the sentiment, but if you wish it was Sunday, that just means that tomorrow will be another manic Monday.
I’d rather wish for a terrific Tuesday so I have another week to prepare for Monday.
I understand the sentiment, but if you wish it was Sunday, that just means that tomorrow will be another manic Monday.
I’d rather wish for a terrific Tuesday so I have another week to prepare for Monday.
August 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I hate second guessing Prince but something has always bothered me.
I understand the sentiment, but if you wish it was Sunday, that just means that tomorrow will be another manic Monday.
I’d rather wish for a terrific Tuesday so I have another week to prepare for Monday.
I understand the sentiment, but if you wish it was Sunday, that just means that tomorrow will be another manic Monday.
I’d rather wish for a terrific Tuesday so I have another week to prepare for Monday.