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Octorio The Salt King
@octoriothesaltking.bsky.social
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I'm just a dunderhead who plays games, makes stupid memes, and Splatoon GMOD posters of maybe halfway decent quality, maybe....

26 Years Old - Splatoon Fan - 18+ but SFW - Possibly Inept - Not involved with the rest of the Splatoon GMOD/SFM Community...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 23d
So, i've been meaning to change my Intro post here for some time. So here it is!!! It prolly isn't the greatest thing ever, but i hope it works...

#PromoSky #Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc
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Even tho Golden Girl got that strike earlier this year, she's still a shit bowler, and Lilly is keen to let her know....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly laughs at Golden Girl after she bowls terribly....
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I admit it, i have slow reaction times. So whenever i try and react fast enough to not ruin my or anyone else's races, it tends not to go well...

#TheCrewMotorfest
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Golden Girl once again proves that she prolly shouldn't drive the cars she has in her car collection...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #BeamNGDrive
Gothia sings "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen whilst she and Golden Girl stand beside Golden Girl's freshly wrecked car...
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Well now, it seems that Octorio's domesticated (and somehow english trained) tinkaton has some strong opinions about Golden Girl, y'know, as one does....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Golden Girl, Gothia, Octorio and his pet tinkaton sit on a couch while "Tinkie" gives her opinion on Golden Girl....
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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So, i'm a car nut, aaaand Toyota revealed their new supercar last week: The GR GT. I've been drooling over it ever since, but it ain't coming out until 2027, and i'm gonna quote Peter Griffin and say "BUT I WANT IT NOW!!!!!"...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Toyota
Octorio does the "Reach out and grab" meme whilst standing behind a Toyota GR GT....
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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We all know that Satanica is an eldritch being of calamity, but i think we know why that is now, provided ya didn't figure it out before hand....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
A 2 panel comic where Satanica tells you she "barely even thinks once"...
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Octorio and friends have just built a "Snow-Frye", but of course, Gothia just COULDN'T resist making one of the worst jokes she could've possibly made...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Lilly and Gothia finish building a Snow-Frye and Gothia makes a terrible, awful, no good joke about it....
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Sometimes it's just best to turn your brain off, and embrace the chaos. We need to do that sometimes....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, and Satanica are doing some really weird shit....
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Welp, Gothias Giants are out... But what about the others??? uhhhhmmmm.....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLPlayoffs
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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So, i've been meaning to change my Intro post here for some time. So here it is!!! It prolly isn't the greatest thing ever, but i hope it works...

#PromoSky #Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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So uhhh, American thanksgiving is nearby. Here's the thing, i'm a Canadian, and OUR thanksgiving happened in early October...

Soooooo, here, have this i guess????

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Golden Girl gets confused when told that Canadian thanksgiving happens in early October....
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Satanica is planning to buy some alcohol for the holiday season. Hopefully its for other people for christmas, and NOT herself, 'cause if its for herself, the planet we call earth is gonna be dealing with some true horrors....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio witnesses Satanica look at alcohol, hoping it's for other people, and not herself....
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"Satanica, what the hell is this???? Why hast thou done this??? Why do you do this??? Hungry??? Bored??? Whatever... juuust have fun i guess..." - Gothia

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #TABS
Gothia and Satanica stand in front of a Viking army from Totally Accurate Battle Simulator...
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Octorio brought Lilly over to play some browser games from their childhoods, and nostalgia kicks in REAL hard...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc
Octorio and Lilly play the flash game called "Foul Play"
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I have committed horrible crimes whilst playing The Crew Motorfest today, but this one was BY FAR the worst one....
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Is it a tad early??? Is it too late??? Well idfk, i'm just a dumbass from Canada. I say let yerself go in to christmas season mode when yer good and ready to do so....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Twisty stand in front of a window whilst it snows....
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Yes Octorio, ya big dolt. Your two best friends just figured out what cursed christmas gift they're gonna get you this year....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Gothia, and Lilly are sitting and smiling whilst Octorio sits confused....
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Quite a sight to wake up to, eh???
Photo of a snowey backyard...
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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To be fair tho, Gothia DOES own a bar, and has wide knowledge on cocktails and other drinks....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio has Gothia play "The Right Mix"
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Lilly's taking her friends to an Italian place that she thought looked neat, but unfortunately.....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio informs his friends that the place they're at isn't rated brilliantly....
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Even during the championship race, i can't escape the grey dingbat...

#NASCAR #cat
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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It's a new month, but how did "The Terrible Quadra's" NFL teams do in October??? I think their reactions say it best....

#Splatoon#Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD #NFL
Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, and Golden Girl react to the standings of their NFL teams...
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Happy Halloween BlueSky!!!! Stay safe out there, AND, if yer canadian (like me...), Happy Hopefully World Series title night, provided they actually win it tonight, or at all. Regardless of which one you're taking part in, be kind, and don't be a douche, there be kids out there tonight....
Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia stand inside a buncha backgrounds, bats, and other spooky assortments...
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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The Blood Moon has risen, marking the end of "The Haunting Event", a 30 day invasion of creatures and paranormal entities that were once thought to be works of fiction, or urban legend...

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Satanica watch the Blood Moon as it hangs in the sky...
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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They said Bloody Mary only shows up on mirrors.... Yeah right. This'll be the last time he'll listen to those urban legends.....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio is sleeping, while Bloody Mary has spawned behind him....
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM