Melody | Eight
@octoshothavoc.bsky.social
S+ rank turf war player, sponsored by Takoroka. Currently living in Splatsville. Inkling is my second language, so I apologise for any mistakes. She/her. (Roleplay account for an AU Agent 8. Mun is 18+)
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New boss is there too, he’s the dried out squid behind me. We haven’t found a way to fix that yet.
New boss is there too, he’s the dried out squid behind me. We haven’t found a way to fix that yet.
September 14, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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New boss is there too, he’s the dried out squid behind me. We haven’t found a way to fix that yet.
New boss is there too, he’s the dried out squid behind me. We haven’t found a way to fix that yet.
My old boss is running a merch booth. I know he’s not our enemy anymore, but I still feel a little weird about him being here.
September 14, 2024 at 12:41 PM
My old boss is running a merch booth. I know he’s not our enemy anymore, but I still feel a little weird about him being here.
Working at the Grand Festival all weekend as one of Off the Hook’s roadies. Go Team Present!
September 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Working at the Grand Festival all weekend as one of Off the Hook’s roadies. Go Team Present!
Coral also likes stickers. She likes to use them as part of elaborate death threats for anyone who looks in her locker.
April 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Coral also likes stickers. She likes to use them as part of elaborate death threats for anyone who looks in her locker.
I like stickers.
[Photo of a neatly organised locker with turf weapons, clothes and snacks stored inside. Every inch of it is covered in stickers, mostly logos and photo stickers of various bands.]
[Photo of a neatly organised locker with turf weapons, clothes and snacks stored inside. Every inch of it is covered in stickers, mostly logos and photo stickers of various bands.]
April 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I like stickers.
[Photo of a neatly organised locker with turf weapons, clothes and snacks stored inside. Every inch of it is covered in stickers, mostly logos and photo stickers of various bands.]
[Photo of a neatly organised locker with turf weapons, clothes and snacks stored inside. Every inch of it is covered in stickers, mostly logos and photo stickers of various bands.]
Heh, she’s so hyped. She ran off to tell Marina an absolutely horrible pun about bikes she just came up with that only works in Octarian.
April 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Heh, she’s so hyped. She ran off to tell Marina an absolutely horrible pun about bikes she just came up with that only works in Octarian.
Pearl is sitting next to me right now and she says ‘those horns look like handlebars, PLEASE tell me you can ride that thing around like a motorbike’.
April 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Pearl is sitting next to me right now and she says ‘those horns look like handlebars, PLEASE tell me you can ride that thing around like a motorbike’.
That’s impressive. I don’t think that many countries even exist.
Hey, grass types are wonderful! If I had a Pokemon in real life I’d definitely choose a grass type.
Hey, grass types are wonderful! If I had a Pokemon in real life I’d definitely choose a grass type.
April 3, 2024 at 6:26 PM
That’s impressive. I don’t think that many countries even exist.
Hey, grass types are wonderful! If I had a Pokemon in real life I’d definitely choose a grass type.
Hey, grass types are wonderful! If I had a Pokemon in real life I’d definitely choose a grass type.
Is the goat you showed us a grass type Pokemon? It looks like it has leaves on its body.
April 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Is the goat you showed us a grass type Pokemon? It looks like it has leaves on its body.
??? Be honest with us, Coral. You’re secretly a salmonid in a clever disguise, aren’t you?
April 1, 2024 at 11:39 AM
??? Be honest with us, Coral. You’re secretly a salmonid in a clever disguise, aren’t you?
To be honest, I’ve filed all the contents of those logs away under ‘things to worry about when I’m not wrestling with the acoustics of this venue’.
March 29, 2024 at 4:47 PM
To be honest, I’ve filed all the contents of those logs away under ‘things to worry about when I’m not wrestling with the acoustics of this venue’.
If you’re ever visiting us and an inkling wearing a captain’s hat offers you coffee, please don’t drink it. Three’s coffee is the most terrifyingly potent substance I have ever encountered in my life. I drank a tiny bit of it once, I couldn’t stop twitching and I didn’t sleep for three days.
March 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
If you’re ever visiting us and an inkling wearing a captain’s hat offers you coffee, please don’t drink it. Three’s coffee is the most terrifyingly potent substance I have ever encountered in my life. I drank a tiny bit of it once, I couldn’t stop twitching and I didn’t sleep for three days.
Octarian efficiency! And caffeine.
March 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Octarian efficiency! And caffeine.
I used to work part time on the production team for Inkopolis News. It’s a different skillset, but it didn’t take long to learn how to use the equipment here. I’m an audio technician.
Here are your files, by the way! Sorry for the wait. https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/List_of_Alterna_Logs
Here are your files, by the way! Sorry for the wait. https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/List_of_Alterna_Logs
List of Alterna Logs
splatoonwiki.org
March 27, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I used to work part time on the production team for Inkopolis News. It’s a different skillset, but it didn’t take long to learn how to use the equipment here. I’m an audio technician.
Here are your files, by the way! Sorry for the wait. https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/List_of_Alterna_Logs
Here are your files, by the way! Sorry for the wait. https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/List_of_Alterna_Logs
Well, I can’t lie, I partially did. But that’s why I work extra hard to prove I know what I’m doing, too!
March 27, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Well, I can’t lie, I partially did. But that’s why I work extra hard to prove I know what I’m doing, too!
Roadie, not grouper!! It’s an important job and I work very hard!
March 27, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Roadie, not grouper!! It’s an important job and I work very hard!
Helping out with tour stuff is hard work, but fun. It’s a good idea to wear noise cancelling headphones during the vocal warmups, though. Pearl gets a little carried away sometimes. Yesterday she quite literally blew up the mic.
March 1, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Helping out with tour stuff is hard work, but fun. It’s a good idea to wear noise cancelling headphones during the vocal warmups, though. Pearl gets a little carried away sometimes. Yesterday she quite literally blew up the mic.
You would.
If I know Pearl, it’s a bespoke monstrosity that cost her more money than either of us will ever see in our lives. I’ll ask her when I next see her, though.
If I know Pearl, it’s a bespoke monstrosity that cost her more money than either of us will ever see in our lives. I’ll ask her when I next see her, though.
February 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
You would.
If I know Pearl, it’s a bespoke monstrosity that cost her more money than either of us will ever see in our lives. I’ll ask her when I next see her, though.
If I know Pearl, it’s a bespoke monstrosity that cost her more money than either of us will ever see in our lives. I’ll ask her when I next see her, though.
(Before the three other OtH fans who use this site come after me: I’m the Eight she mentions in interviews. We talk carp to each other cause we’re friends. No, I won’t get you a backstage pass. Or an autograph. Or her phone number. And definitely not Marina’s phone number.)
February 11, 2024 at 2:25 PM
(Before the three other OtH fans who use this site come after me: I’m the Eight she mentions in interviews. We talk carp to each other cause we’re friends. No, I won’t get you a backstage pass. Or an autograph. Or her phone number. And definitely not Marina’s phone number.)
I told her that’s bold coming from someone who looks like a toddler playing dress up and pretending to be a lampshade.
February 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I told her that’s bold coming from someone who looks like a toddler playing dress up and pretending to be a lampshade.
To the people blowing up my phone about Pearl’s jacket in yesterday’s concert; yes, I KNOW. The first time she wore it I was in the camera crew and I tried to talk her out of it, but she said it was her style and she wasn’t taking fashion advice from a two bit Takoroka model.
February 11, 2024 at 2:17 PM
To the people blowing up my phone about Pearl’s jacket in yesterday’s concert; yes, I KNOW. The first time she wore it I was in the camera crew and I tried to talk her out of it, but she said it was her style and she wasn’t taking fashion advice from a two bit Takoroka model.
I’m trying to be civil for Coral and Lemmy’s sakes. They both get along very well with him. Weirdly, so does Agent 1, even though he squidnapped and brainwashed her before…
November 24, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I’m trying to be civil for Coral and Lemmy’s sakes. They both get along very well with him. Weirdly, so does Agent 1, even though he squidnapped and brainwashed her before…
I’m not exactly happy about having to work alongside my old boss, but at least he’s not my boss anymore. He doesn’t have any control over me. I just need to keep remembering that.
November 24, 2023 at 2:14 PM
I’m not exactly happy about having to work alongside my old boss, but at least he’s not my boss anymore. He doesn’t have any control over me. I just need to keep remembering that.
My point being that I have destroyed an ancient AI before, and I will be more than happy to do it again.
November 21, 2023 at 5:59 PM
My point being that I have destroyed an ancient AI before, and I will be more than happy to do it again.
That O.R.C.A. AI seems very smug considering we’ve long since reverse engineered a number of ancient human programming languages. Mostly for the purpose of translating ancient human video games, but my point still stands.
November 21, 2023 at 5:58 PM
That O.R.C.A. AI seems very smug considering we’ve long since reverse engineered a number of ancient human programming languages. Mostly for the purpose of translating ancient human video games, but my point still stands.