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We combine the wit of top comedy writers and the talents of stand-up comedians to deliver a fresh take on news.

Not fake, not fiction, just reality caught wearing clown shoes. This is journalism’s funhouse mirror. This is Odd News.

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Apparently, the quickest route to free publicity is dangling cash in front of people who think gravity is a government hoax.

#evidence #flatearth #flatearther #proof #science #OddNews
Columbia Sportswear CEO Exploits Flat Earth Dumbasses for Free PR
Apparently, the quickest route to free publicity is dangling cash in front of people who think gravity is a government hoax.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Your dog has been trying to save your life this whole time.

#Alzheimer #fart #research #smell #study #OddNews
Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer’s
Your dog has been trying to save your life this whole time.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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There were a lot of words in 2025. Many of them were mispronounced.

#acetaminophen #babbel #denzelwashington #Lists #louvre #mounjaro #Tylenol #zohranmandami #OddNews
2025’s Most Mispronounced Words Dropped and You’ll Need Some Acetaminophen
There were a lot of words in 2025. Many of them were mispronounced.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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...and wouldn't you know it, "be rich" didn't make the list but is implied by all five.

#disease #elderly #health #healthinsurance #healthcare #illness #insurance #OddNews
Financial Experts Reveal Five Strategies To Reduce Healthcare Costs in Retirement
and wouldn’t you know it, “be rich” didn’t make the list but is implied by all five.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Florida doormat may only be the first step.

#Arrest #doormat #florida #FloridaMan #police #warrantissued #OddNews
Could Your Home Decorations Get You Arrested?
Could Your Home Decorations Get You Arrested? A Florida man is in jail after police noticed a doormat at his home which read “Come Back With a Warrant.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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New Zealand police practice gastrointestinal surveillance after man internalizes $19,000 business plan.

#eggs #faberge #heist #jewelry #police #swallowed #thefts #OddNews
Diamond Heist Goes Internal: NZ Man Eats James Bond-Themed Fabergé Egg
New Zealand police practice gastrointestinal surveillance after man internalizes $19,000 business plan.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Experts say his palate is unsophisticated, but his commitment to bad decisions is unmatched.

#abc #alcohol #drunk #liquorstore #police #raccoon #OddNews
Hanover County Raccoon Achieves in One Night What Most College Freshmen Need Four Years To Accomplish
Experts say his palate is unsophisticated, but his commitment to bad decisions is unmatched.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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If you're looking for a sign that you might not be a great criminal, this is certainly one.

#comebackwithawarrant #DoorMats #FloridaMan #tampabay #OddNews
Man With ‘Come Back With a Warrant Doormat’ Arrested When Cops Come Back With Warrant
If you’re looking for a sign that you might not be a great criminal, this is certainly one.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Saving the countryside, one giant public display of chalk affection at a time.

#England #hillside #Huge #monument #NationalTrust #OddNews
Fundraising Begins To Protect Britain’s Most Anatomically Confident Archaeological Asset
Saving the countryside, one giant public display of chalk affection at a time.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Luciano Pavarotti was the Wayne Gretzky of opera singers. Those two now have something else in common.

#iceskating #italy #LucianoPavarotti #operasinger #pesaro #statue #TheThreeTenors #OddNews
O Sole Frio: Pavarotti Statue Partially Encased In Ice
Luciano Pavarotti was the Wayne Gretzky of opera singers. Those two now have something else in common.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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In groundbreaking news, cats confirm what women stopped bothering to explain sometime around the Bronze Age.

#cat #meow #research #sound #speech #women #OddNews
Study: Cats Meow Louder at Men. Because They Have To
In groundbreaking news, cats confirm what women stopped bothering to explain sometime around the Bronze Age.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Which makes them the most responsible drinkers among all primates who went to Berkeley.

#alcohol #chimpanzee #fruits #research #OddNews
Chimps Drink Two Beers Worth of Booze Daily From Fruit. Amateurs
Which makes them the most responsible drinkers among all primates who went to Berkeley.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Apparently, the early solar system invented snacks, crafts, and chaos long before inventing life.

#asteroid #NASA #space #OddNews
NASA Discovers Sugar and Weird Ancient Space Gum on Asteroid Bennu
Apparently, the early solar system invented snacks, crafts, and chaos long before inventing life.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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IRS to determine if “just the tip” qualifies for “no tax on tips” deduction.

#IRS #onlyfanspage #pornogrphy #taxes #tips #OddNews
Brave IRS Agents Determined To Review Terabytes of OnlyFans Content for Pornography
IRS to determine if “just the tip” qualifies for “no tax on tips” deduction.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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IRS to determine if “just the tip” qualifies for “no tax on tips” deduction.

#IRS #onlyfanspage #pornogrphy #taxes #tips #OddNews
Brave IRS Agents Determined To Review Terabytes of OnlyFans Content for Pornography
IRS to determine if “just the tip” qualifies for “no tax on tips” deduction.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Area residents celebrate the first day in weeks without textile-induced Christmas night terrors.

#belgium #brussels #Christmas #jesus #nativity #thefts #OddNews
Eyeless, Faceless Horror Jesus Stolen From Nativity Scene
Area residents celebrate the first day in weeks without textile-induced Christmas night terrors.
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December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Apparently, all it takes for humans to act decently is a brooding billionaire in a cape.

#batman #research #superhero #train #OddNews
Study: People Are Nicer When Someone Nearby Is Dressed Like Batman
Apparently, all it takes for humans to act decently is a brooding billionaire in a cape.
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December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Downside: Mars mission crew endlessly arguing about whose turn it is to clean the shower.

#Chernobyl #nuclear #space #spores #OddNews
Chernobyl Fungus Feeds on Radiation, Could Protect Astronauts From Cosmic Rays
Downside: Mars mission crew endlessly arguing about whose turn it is to clean the shower.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Bonus: Iceland’s Christmas Witch and her Yule Cat.

#Christmas #holland #Iceland #netherlands #tradition #OddNews
Black Pete, Blackface, and Other Problematic Dutch Xmas Traditions
Bonus: Iceland’s Christmas Witch and her Yule Cat.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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They almost made the perfect wetaway.

#Arrest #carthief #england #hotubs #northyorkshire #police #OddNews
Hot Tub Crime Machine: Car Thieves Caught Wet-Handed
They almost made the perfect wetaway.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Shadow turns out not to be satanic gateway, just Wales doing Wales things.

#dragons #hole #mystery #shadow #wales #OddNews
Welsh “Hole” Briefly Mistaken for Portal to Hell
Shadow turns out not to be satanic gateway, just Wales doing Wales things.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Groundbreaking news: vegetables still work and America is still surprised.

#constipation #stomach #study #toilet #vegetables #OddNews
96,000-Person Constipation Study Yields Obvious Conclusion
Groundbreaking news: vegetables still work and America is still surprised.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Provides zero evidence as usual.

#aliens #AviLoeb #comet #Harvard #NASA #space #UFO #OddNews
Harvard’s Space Fraud Avi Loeb Says Space Rock Is Definitely Aliens This Time
Provides zero evidence as usual.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Grok’s devotion levels now measurable only in dog years and delusion.

#BradPitt #elonmusk #grok #lebronjames #love #OddNews
Elon Musk’s AI Declares Him Sexier Than Brad Pitt, More Athletic Than Lebron James, MechaHitler
Grok’s devotion levels now measurable only in dog years and delusion.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Christmas cheer meets Flemish fever dream, and the results have too many joints.

#AI #art #Christmas #england #Holidays #nightmare #OddNews
British Town’s AI-Generated Christmas Murals Are Nightmare Fuel
Christmas cheer meets Flemish fever dream, and the results have too many joints.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM