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Bret

@ofcourses.bsky.social

3.8K followers 150 following 220 posts

Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev. Above all, a big lazy oaf. Patreon.com/ofcourses https://linktr.ee/ofcourses

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 30

So bouncy

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 26

Gainer daddy I suppose. The kids in question were a group of bears for a birthday. 😝
I just felt like a dad, sitting with all the beach stuff while they had fun on the slides.

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 26

That’s how I do it! Haha
I float just fine on my back and I have a hard time balancing on those inflatable tubes anyway.

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 26

The Hitchcock Hotel by Stephanie Wrobel. Pretty good so far, my mom got it for me. ☺️

Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 25

Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book.

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 19

But, you know, what if you did? That sounds like a really fun day to be honest. Ride some rides, eat plenty of fair food. You’d be a hit. I’m sure you’d get a lot of fun comments too. ☺️

Put yourself on display, indulge in it, be the girthiest hog that you are, both inside and out. 🐷

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Bret @ofcourses.bsky.social · Aug 14

Ahhhh omg! You made me so much fatter!!!
I love it, and it makes me hungry! 😋

Also love how generous you were with my very limited chest hair. 😆

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