OfRenita
@ofrenita.bsky.social
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My own brand of crazy but also an amazing and extremely blessed woman.
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Link and Jo’s relationship on Greys used to remind me of my relationship with a friend… I don’t even speak to that man anymore
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I already know Grey’s is about to piss me off
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Has anyone seen the new door dash commercial? I’m cracking up.

“Comida en la casa” 😂
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You got a good FOUR “huh?!”s before I hang up…

And if you’re casually talking to somebody else when you call me, I’m hanging up too.

Just call me back
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Currently stuck in Vegas because I thought 60 available seats was enough to fly standby… I’ve been here for 5 hrs at this point
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Maybe it’s me… 🫠😂

Dude wanted to meet up for a date, I told him when I was available but he NEVER confirmed.

I didn’t hear from him for 2 days so I went out to eat with my homegirls…. Now he mad 😂

I have more failed attempts at dates than actual dates.

-He won’t hear from me again 🤷🏾‍♀️
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I’ve worked out twice today to calm my nerves… hiit class and weight lifting class… I walked my dog excessively as well…

I feel like I should be doing “something” for my people. I love everybody but I ESPECIALLY love MY people.

Overthinking as always…
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“Frozen water” is going after black people in Chicago now… I know I need to disconnect but I have so much love for my people….

They really detaining regular ass black people. Unbelievable
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I have this thing where, if I can’t sleep I’ll ride my bike or go on a walk. I’m walking and in my peripheral I just see and HEAR a “ZOOM”. I jumped, said wtf is that & took my happy ass home.

This man be going fast af on an electric scooter. Initially I didn’t know what it was. Even scared my dog
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Also, living near senior living communities is wild. I’m probably one of the youngest ppl in my subdivision.

There’s a lady that sits on her porch on a bikini top, the dog ladies that always talk to me and tell me the “drama” and tonight I ran into the man that scared the shit out of me last week
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I figured out why I’ve gained 10 lbs in 6 months… I used to walk to clear my nerves. I would psychotically walk until I felt like I couldn’t anymore or until I felt better… since moving, I haven’t felt the need to do that. (Until today)
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I don’t want to hear anything else about Humpty Dumpty unless…. He had a great fall.
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As a Chicagoan I have to purposely slow myself down when talking if I’m around new people… slow talkers irk my nerves so bad though…

I listen to most things at 1.5 speed
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Two of my closest friends live in walking distance to my house. My soul needed this more than I knew
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I spent 6 years in Dallas… it was my favorite place to live in the country but mentally I can’t even put into words what being there did to my mental and physical health.

I’m grateful that I left. Being around friends and people that genuinely love and care about your well being is important af
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I mean, I could eat 👀😂
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As a native Chicagoan that lives in Texas… FUCK THE GOOFYASSSSSSS COWBOYS
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Met a man-fairly attractive & initially held decent convo. Cut him off after a few days 🤦🏾‍♀️

1. He randomly decided to guess I was in my 20s (idk if this was to be a compliment or he likes em young)

2. He told me I look just like his cousin. 🚫 (Excuse me?!)

I’ll continue enjoying the single life
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Does anyone use rent the runway? Looking for honest reviews
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As a tech professional with a background in supply chain management I need a case study on fashion nova. I placed an order at 11:30 by 1:24 I had a notification that it was picked up by UPS with tracking
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I never liked that show… I also got annoyed that black shows growing up always had at least one overly annoying character that was supposed to be “funny”

I feel like girlfriends had multiple 🫣
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️
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What y’all doing for rapture eve?

Today has put out top tier comedy… I needed it
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My nephews love me… I’m the aunt that’s saying yess to anything “mostly” reasonable…

I present to you, DINNER! Half brownie/ half Nutella chocolate chip, salted caramel & fudge icecream sandwich 🫠
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I gotta follow more people… I keep seeing the same man pop up on my feed and if he say something else that makes sense I might reach out with a “Hey big head” 🤭😬