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Former Florida Man. Currently an Atlanta Man. Interests: jams, beats, films, twin peaks, star trek, other cool stuff, and surviving fascism. Profession: paid dork.
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I'm thinking about butts again.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm thinking about butts again.
"Lost dog reunited with owner" is one of my favorite genres of videos found on the web. Right up there with "goats yelling like humans."
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Lost dog reunited with owner" is one of my favorite genres of videos found on the web. Right up there with "goats yelling like humans."
The little market in my new neighborhood stocked up on locally grown shrooms. I picked up some Blue Oysters and King Trumpets.
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The little market in my new neighborhood stocked up on locally grown shrooms. I picked up some Blue Oysters and King Trumpets.
Man, I really look forward to the celebrations when that fucking wanker dies.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Man, I really look forward to the celebrations when that fucking wanker dies.
Somebody win the Powerball and give me a bunch of $$$ challenge
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Somebody win the Powerball and give me a bunch of $$$ challenge
I want to drop out of the nonsense, build my own fortress in the woods, grow my own foods, cook, exercise, read, and cuddle. Is that too much to ask?
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I want to drop out of the nonsense, build my own fortress in the woods, grow my own foods, cook, exercise, read, and cuddle. Is that too much to ask?
NBD just a dessert pancake. Washed it down with a glass of chocolate milk. UwU
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
NBD just a dessert pancake. Washed it down with a glass of chocolate milk. UwU
Water = salted and bubbled
Candle = lit
Candle = lit
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Water = salted and bubbled
Candle = lit
Candle = lit
Made a stir fry centered around shiitake mushrooms and tofu.
Sipped a crispy Grapefruit Peach seltzer.
Consumed a big ole chocolate chip cookie for dessert.
Very satisfied.
Might have a romantic candlelit bath with myself in a bit.
Coors Banquets as aftercare.
howyadern?
Sipped a crispy Grapefruit Peach seltzer.
Consumed a big ole chocolate chip cookie for dessert.
Very satisfied.
Might have a romantic candlelit bath with myself in a bit.
Coors Banquets as aftercare.
howyadern?
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Made a stir fry centered around shiitake mushrooms and tofu.
Sipped a crispy Grapefruit Peach seltzer.
Consumed a big ole chocolate chip cookie for dessert.
Very satisfied.
Might have a romantic candlelit bath with myself in a bit.
Coors Banquets as aftercare.
howyadern?
Sipped a crispy Grapefruit Peach seltzer.
Consumed a big ole chocolate chip cookie for dessert.
Very satisfied.
Might have a romantic candlelit bath with myself in a bit.
Coors Banquets as aftercare.
howyadern?
Decided I earned myself a Banquet.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Decided I earned myself a Banquet.
I really need a shroom plug here in Atlanta, or to set up my own grow. In Savannah I picked up big bags of lion's mane and chestnut mushrooms every Saturday. #WLTP
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I really need a shroom plug here in Atlanta, or to set up my own grow. In Savannah I picked up big bags of lion's mane and chestnut mushrooms every Saturday. #WLTP
Trying Every Type Of Mushroom | The Big Guide | Epicurious
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December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm thinking about butts again.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm thinking about butts again.
I've been wanting to make something from scratch. Maybe a cherry pie to consume while watching Twin Peaks.
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I've been wanting to make something from scratch. Maybe a cherry pie to consume while watching Twin Peaks.
I could watch something new or just re-watch Twin Peaks again.
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I could watch something new or just re-watch Twin Peaks again.
FYI I'm about 8 miles away from Flovilla, GA.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
FYI I'm about 8 miles away from Flovilla, GA.
"Your thing is jiggling and causing a stir." - Q-Tip
Absolute genius.
Absolute genius.
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Your thing is jiggling and causing a stir." - Q-Tip
Absolute genius.
Absolute genius.
Had to redo a loan assumption closing because the mobile notary that drove up from Jacksonville to Savannah had us use black ink when blue ink was required.
I hate real estate stuff.
I hate real estate stuff.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Had to redo a loan assumption closing because the mobile notary that drove up from Jacksonville to Savannah had us use black ink when blue ink was required.
I hate real estate stuff.
I hate real estate stuff.
Maybe it was the haircut.
Can't believe the flirty and nasty yearbook messages I got in 8th grade, with phone numbers included, when I looked like this...
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Maybe it was the haircut.
Is this where the drugs be hiding?
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Is this where the drugs be hiding?
The snake plant I left in Savannah when I moved to Atlanta is finally coming home with me.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The snake plant I left in Savannah when I moved to Atlanta is finally coming home with me.
So, even in a mortgage assumption situation, closings are still the suck.
But here's Shakespeare looking cute.
But here's Shakespeare looking cute.
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So, even in a mortgage assumption situation, closings are still the suck.
But here's Shakespeare looking cute.
But here's Shakespeare looking cute.
Damn. John Candy was my age when he passed away. And, holy fuck, that was over three decades ago.
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Damn. John Candy was my age when he passed away. And, holy fuck, that was over three decades ago.
Skeetin' from the tub. Plain epsom salt tonight. Lavender bubbles tho.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Skeetin' from the tub. Plain epsom salt tonight. Lavender bubbles tho.