Bruce 🇨🇦
@ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social
157% pure pseudo-intellectual. Music and synth nerd. Snark, sarcasm, vulgarity. Grumpy but too tired to act out on it.
Just misread an ad for a charity as “it’s not too late to dominate” and I’m like well yeah, I suppose, maybe that’s an option.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just misread an ad for a charity as “it’s not too late to dominate” and I’m like well yeah, I suppose, maybe that’s an option.
Job
Grind
Hopebutter
Sounds about right.
Grind
Hopebutter
Sounds about right.
What is happening in your 2026?!
Travel
Friends
Penis
🤞🏼🎉🥂
Travel
Friends
Penis
🤞🏼🎉🥂
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Job
Grind
Hopebutter
Sounds about right.
Grind
Hopebutter
Sounds about right.
The plus: in an incredible intersection of my nerd interests, two albums I cherish are being marketed as jigsaw puzzles! A must-buy, right?
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The plus: in an incredible intersection of my nerd interests, two albums I cherish are being marketed as jigsaw puzzles! A must-buy, right?
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
The Venga bus is coming
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The Venga bus is coming
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
“We… so tired of all the darkness in our lives…”
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“We… so tired of all the darkness in our lives…”
Not long after that last post, in a nearby Dollarama… I saw a young woman zoning out and doing the “fenty fold”. It’s a bit unsettling to witness.
I can only wonder what turns her life took to bring her to this point.
I can only wonder what turns her life took to bring her to this point.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Not long after that last post, in a nearby Dollarama… I saw a young woman zoning out and doing the “fenty fold”. It’s a bit unsettling to witness.
I can only wonder what turns her life took to bring her to this point.
I can only wonder what turns her life took to bring her to this point.
Things I am strongly tempted to buy even though I have no place or purpose for them, vol 32,663
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Things I am strongly tempted to buy even though I have no place or purpose for them, vol 32,663
Re: certain cultural outputs, what I came to realize is the qualities which made it so ridiculous to some — predictability, simplicity, overt sentimentality, absence of ambiguity — were exactly what made it appealing to others. For some, familiarity is comfort; for others, it’s offensively banal.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Re: certain cultural outputs, what I came to realize is the qualities which made it so ridiculous to some — predictability, simplicity, overt sentimentality, absence of ambiguity — were exactly what made it appealing to others. For some, familiarity is comfort; for others, it’s offensively banal.
Is it wrong that I make jokes about Hallmark Xmas movies despite never having actually seen one?
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is it wrong that I make jokes about Hallmark Xmas movies despite never having actually seen one?
My most woke opinion? The growing problems we’re seeing across the developed world are largely the long-term effects of neoliberal economics. Since most of us cannot let go of the fallacy that the market will always provide the best solutions for human needs, things will continue to worsen.
I don't know if it is my MOST woke opinion, I have many and I'm not sure what the scale is, but here's one:
Period products should be treated like paper towels and toilet paper and be stocked in every public bathroom.
Period products should be treated like paper towels and toilet paper and be stocked in every public bathroom.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My most woke opinion? The growing problems we’re seeing across the developed world are largely the long-term effects of neoliberal economics. Since most of us cannot let go of the fallacy that the market will always provide the best solutions for human needs, things will continue to worsen.
Jigsaw puzzles are the only thing that can get my ADHD hyperfocus engaged nowadays. They keep me from endlessly sad-scrolling on my phone. I’m starting to grasp just how harmful that has become, yet it’s so hard to pull myself away. Puzzles free me for a few hours, and they’re cheaper than drugs.*
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Jigsaw puzzles are the only thing that can get my ADHD hyperfocus engaged nowadays. They keep me from endlessly sad-scrolling on my phone. I’m starting to grasp just how harmful that has become, yet it’s so hard to pull myself away. Puzzles free me for a few hours, and they’re cheaper than drugs.*
Going by the number of people I’m seeing in public with their phones blasting out their calls, music, and TikTok feeds, I’m convinced the biggest symptom of long COVID is loss of self-awareness.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Going by the number of people I’m seeing in public with their phones blasting out their calls, music, and TikTok feeds, I’m convinced the biggest symptom of long COVID is loss of self-awareness.
If Sha Na Na could form in 1969 as a 50s revival/nostalgia act, only a decade after the era they emulated…
Would a contemporary equivalent starting now be emulating Brostep or Stomp Clap Hey?
Would a contemporary equivalent starting now be emulating Brostep or Stomp Clap Hey?
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If Sha Na Na could form in 1969 as a 50s revival/nostalgia act, only a decade after the era they emulated…
Would a contemporary equivalent starting now be emulating Brostep or Stomp Clap Hey?
Would a contemporary equivalent starting now be emulating Brostep or Stomp Clap Hey?
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na Law. Grease for peace.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law.
It won’t impress you much but man, you’ll feel like a woman.
It won’t impress you much but man, you’ll feel like a woman.
Mamdani is going to implement Shaka Law, but only after the walls fall.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na Law. Grease for peace.
Snow in November? What is this, the 1970s?
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Snow in November? What is this, the 1970s?
Sometimes I am reminded of little things which quietly disappeared long ago, and it shakes me with surprising force when I suddenly realize how long they’ve been gone without me ever noticing, as if the elapsed absence hits me all at once, like the rush of water from a burst dam.
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Sometimes I am reminded of little things which quietly disappeared long ago, and it shakes me with surprising force when I suddenly realize how long they’ve been gone without me ever noticing, as if the elapsed absence hits me all at once, like the rush of water from a burst dam.
TIL a musician I’ve followed on YouTube for years uses other platforms to push abhorrent right-wing garbage.
I feel dirty inside, and not in the good way.
I feel dirty inside, and not in the good way.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
TIL a musician I’ve followed on YouTube for years uses other platforms to push abhorrent right-wing garbage.
I feel dirty inside, and not in the good way.
I feel dirty inside, and not in the good way.
I’m starting to think the most powerful sedative in the world is my alarm clock.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m starting to think the most powerful sedative in the world is my alarm clock.
My first CD: Inter*face by Klaus Schulze. I got it before I had a CD player, for reasons which I can’t explain in under 300 characters.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My first CD: Inter*face by Klaus Schulze. I got it before I had a CD player, for reasons which I can’t explain in under 300 characters.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
I try to smile, but the resulting photo looks like I’m planning a killing spree. But I guess this is a metaphor for my entire life.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I try to smile, but the resulting photo looks like I’m planning a killing spree. But I guess this is a metaphor for my entire life.
300 character limit is a good thing I guess, because otherwise I’d be ranting for paragraphs over Meta’s shit feed serving me racist dog whistles in the form of “Only true Canadians remember…”. Like who the fuck let you define what a “true” Canadian is when you really just mean white people over 50?
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
300 character limit is a good thing I guess, because otherwise I’d be ranting for paragraphs over Meta’s shit feed serving me racist dog whistles in the form of “Only true Canadians remember…”. Like who the fuck let you define what a “true” Canadian is when you really just mean white people over 50?
The agony of having to use a keyboard with a horrible font and wincing every time you look down because it’s just so damn ugly.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The agony of having to use a keyboard with a horrible font and wincing every time you look down because it’s just so damn ugly.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.
🤢 Asparagus
🎥 Cats - my expectations were low, but holy fuck
🎶 the Kevin Unger remix of Céline Dion’s “Unison” - I have PTSD from hearing this every single weekend for two years
🤢 Asparagus
🎥 Cats - my expectations were low, but holy fuck
🎶 the Kevin Unger remix of Céline Dion’s “Unison” - I have PTSD from hearing this every single weekend for two years
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
🤢 Liver
🎥 Dirty Dancing
📻 "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits
🤢 Liver
🎥 Dirty Dancing
📻 "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
🥦 Grapefruit
🎥 Ad Astra
🎶 “The Rib,” by Jeannie C. Riley
🥦 Grapefruit
🎥 Ad Astra
🎶 “The Rib,” by Jeannie C. Riley
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.
🤢 Asparagus
🎥 Cats - my expectations were low, but holy fuck
🎶 the Kevin Unger remix of Céline Dion’s “Unison” - I have PTSD from hearing this every single weekend for two years
🤢 Asparagus
🎥 Cats - my expectations were low, but holy fuck
🎶 the Kevin Unger remix of Céline Dion’s “Unison” - I have PTSD from hearing this every single weekend for two years
Unsolicited Schick pic
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Unsolicited Schick pic