Pinned
In the middle of a biblically terrible Mario party game I have rolled 5 1's and a 1+2 on double dice I have not come within 10 spaces of a star
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In the middle of a biblically terrible Mario party game I have rolled 5 1's and a 1+2 on double dice I have not come within 10 spaces of a star
One or perhaps two Costco hotdogs in my near future I am truly blessed
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
One or perhaps two Costco hotdogs in my near future I am truly blessed
Am I having a stroke
Keith Urban performed Chappell Roan's
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Am I having a stroke
Hillary could actually do something pretty funny and say it's true that Donald stole her man
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hillary could actually do something pretty funny and say it's true that Donald stole her man
Haven't been posting bc I've been relatively mentally stable and full of love
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Haven't been posting bc I've been relatively mentally stable and full of love
Y'all mind if I say 'I love my boyfriend' real quick?
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Y'all mind if I say 'I love my boyfriend' real quick?
I'll say I love you after two weeks idfc
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'll say I love you after two weeks idfc
Does anyone have a Dick Cheney death emoji pasta asking for myself
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Does anyone have a Dick Cheney death emoji pasta asking for myself
Nvm i feel like this now
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nvm i feel like this now
Why does chikorita not spawn at all omfg
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why does chikorita not spawn at all omfg
Sorry to hop on the cob for a second but I'm feeling things for a man and ooooooo they feel good
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sorry to hop on the cob for a second but I'm feeling things for a man and ooooooo they feel good
Coven 2 incoming
🚨’American Horror Story’ Season 13 cast:
• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Coven 2 incoming
Omg??
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Omg??
So far this year's top 5 (I think) are:
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Weapons
4. Bugonia
5. Mickey 17
Sinners and Weapons are basically tied though
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Weapons
4. Bugonia
5. Mickey 17
Sinners and Weapons are basically tied though
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
So far this year's top 5 (I think) are:
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Weapons
4. Bugonia
5. Mickey 17
Sinners and Weapons are basically tied though
1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Weapons
4. Bugonia
5. Mickey 17
Sinners and Weapons are basically tied though
Turned 29 if that's okay
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Turned 29 if that's okay
Can't stop reciting "what kind of mashugana curriculum is being taught here? Opa!"
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Can't stop reciting "what kind of mashugana curriculum is being taught here? Opa!"
Smile lines are absolutely magnetic
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Smile lines are absolutely magnetic
can I be high™ for a sec
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
can I be high™ for a sec
Seeing him tonight I've been thinking about it all weekend somebody please sh**t me in the back of the head a la Lenny
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Seeing him tonight I've been thinking about it all weekend somebody please sh**t me in the back of the head a la Lenny
Soop szn avgolemono (+carrots and celery bc why not)
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Soop szn avgolemono (+carrots and celery bc why not)
Who up tempering they eggs
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Who up tempering they eggs