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I guess saying I want to be zany with you isn't as romantic as I thought it would be
June 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh look, my package arrived on time
June 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someday I'll be Threads famous and then abandon the Internet
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Tonight on #Splatterday2k we're going to #Slay Join us for some Pride month fun!
Slay (2024) is the first movie Jem Garrard wrote, up till then they had only wrote short films and scripts for tv shows. #SplatterDay2K #MutantFam #TheGoreYouKnow @themutantfam.bsky.social
June 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Does it get any hotter than eating mini funyuns off of someones fingers, probably not
June 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Every time I see a stupid post I turn into that meme of the Rock.

You know, the one with the fanny pack
June 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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So I forgot the word for pants today, and called them long sleeve shorts. I did it with so much confidence too, but then... I had realized my mistake. I’m educated I swear, but I have my moments.
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can Ai mow the lawn for me tomorrow
June 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I'm just like my glow in the dark toilet seat, nobody appreciates me until after dark
June 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Comic 59: Garden Planning

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June 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I thought a chandelier or a piano would've fallen on me by now
June 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
People cry about a soft block and then post the same 5 "jokes" over and over
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Look!! This might be the most important thing I've ever done 😅
May 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Dating app for people who wander around Target empty-handed for the last 45 minutes before it closes, filled with a melancholy they can not name.
May 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Condiments are just food lube
May 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really thought the reply guys would've unionized by now
May 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Not to brag but the gym named their no beer policy after me
May 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yeah I get mad, but not cicada in the summer mad
May 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I only like every other post so my internet love isn't too obvious
May 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
started watching the paul reubens/pee-wee herman doc thinking i was prepared for the emotional rollercoaster. I was wrong
May 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm not just another pretty face, I'm so much worse than that
May 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Alright, enough deadsky, bring on zombiesky!

Bluesky zombies are just like regular zombies, just more pretentious
May 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you listen hard enough you can hear the timeline sigh every time I post something
May 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Ok hear me out, travel size tubes of sour cream
May 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Comic 56: Garden Life Pro Tip

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May 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM