Homero
@ohmarrow.bsky.social
Two Spirit (he/him // she/her)
Saloon Girl with too many thoughts and two cute cats.
Saloon Girl with too many thoughts and two cute cats.
it's wild that we're now in a world where i'd only wear my H*gwarts tees around the house, but the call was Protect the Dolls and for that, my wand is At The Ready ✨️🖤✨️
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
it's wild that we're now in a world where i'd only wear my H*gwarts tees around the house, but the call was Protect the Dolls and for that, my wand is At The Ready ✨️🖤✨️
not me putting on Ankle Socks so i'm not clocked as a Geezer 👵🏽🤣
June 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
not me putting on Ankle Socks so i'm not clocked as a Geezer 👵🏽🤣
that thing in Firefly where everyone puts a bit of Mandarin in their speech, but i do it with the bits of different languages i know, so it's like "Habibi, these new paper cups are pinche gosu!"
April 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
that thing in Firefly where everyone puts a bit of Mandarin in their speech, but i do it with the bits of different languages i know, so it's like "Habibi, these new paper cups are pinche gosu!"
one of my pals in my work building saw my lil tennis bracelet and was like "Tiffany?"
"no, Love, TJ Maxx", i smiled in return
she was pleasantly agog
and again i remind you that #glamour is, ultimately, Illusion Magick ✨️🖤✨️
"no, Love, TJ Maxx", i smiled in return
she was pleasantly agog
and again i remind you that #glamour is, ultimately, Illusion Magick ✨️🖤✨️
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
one of my pals in my work building saw my lil tennis bracelet and was like "Tiffany?"
"no, Love, TJ Maxx", i smiled in return
she was pleasantly agog
and again i remind you that #glamour is, ultimately, Illusion Magick ✨️🖤✨️
"no, Love, TJ Maxx", i smiled in return
she was pleasantly agog
and again i remind you that #glamour is, ultimately, Illusion Magick ✨️🖤✨️
tired: "both sides are bad!"
wired: "neither 'side' operates in the Best Interest of The People. both must be replaced."
wired: "neither 'side' operates in the Best Interest of The People. both must be replaced."
February 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
tired: "both sides are bad!"
wired: "neither 'side' operates in the Best Interest of The People. both must be replaced."
wired: "neither 'side' operates in the Best Interest of The People. both must be replaced."
typically when someone is talking on their phone loudly (read: yelling) in public, i find myself lamenting that i should be involved in said convo
but this guy is talkin about he's in NYC and gonna get on a plane to Chicago to kick someone's 🍑
so that's *entertaining*, at least
but this guy is talkin about he's in NYC and gonna get on a plane to Chicago to kick someone's 🍑
so that's *entertaining*, at least
February 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
typically when someone is talking on their phone loudly (read: yelling) in public, i find myself lamenting that i should be involved in said convo
but this guy is talkin about he's in NYC and gonna get on a plane to Chicago to kick someone's 🍑
so that's *entertaining*, at least
but this guy is talkin about he's in NYC and gonna get on a plane to Chicago to kick someone's 🍑
so that's *entertaining*, at least
@davidsmags.bsky.social belated happy birthday!
January 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@davidsmags.bsky.social belated happy birthday!
just putting this out there, but when yht folks are like
"i'm not a r*cist; i'm an a55hole to everybody!"
it's like they're saying it's ok when they're racist to PoC bc sometimes they're also rude to white folks
🙄
thank you for scrolling thru my ted talk
"i'm not a r*cist; i'm an a55hole to everybody!"
it's like they're saying it's ok when they're racist to PoC bc sometimes they're also rude to white folks
🙄
thank you for scrolling thru my ted talk
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
just putting this out there, but when yht folks are like
"i'm not a r*cist; i'm an a55hole to everybody!"
it's like they're saying it's ok when they're racist to PoC bc sometimes they're also rude to white folks
🙄
thank you for scrolling thru my ted talk
"i'm not a r*cist; i'm an a55hole to everybody!"
it's like they're saying it's ok when they're racist to PoC bc sometimes they're also rude to white folks
🙄
thank you for scrolling thru my ted talk
ppl frequently guess my age at 30-ish, though i'm in my mid forties
and yall how do i find a seggsy way to tell this 28 yr old that i'm old enough to be his parent?
*is* there a seggsy way to do this?
do i care?
and yall how do i find a seggsy way to tell this 28 yr old that i'm old enough to be his parent?
*is* there a seggsy way to do this?
do i care?
January 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
ppl frequently guess my age at 30-ish, though i'm in my mid forties
and yall how do i find a seggsy way to tell this 28 yr old that i'm old enough to be his parent?
*is* there a seggsy way to do this?
do i care?
and yall how do i find a seggsy way to tell this 28 yr old that i'm old enough to be his parent?
*is* there a seggsy way to do this?
do i care?
"bring wings to the Weak & bring grace to the Strong. may all evil stumble as it flies thru the world. all the tribes come and the mighty will crumble! we must brave this night and have faith in love." --Janelle Monáe, from "Cold War"
January 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"bring wings to the Weak & bring grace to the Strong. may all evil stumble as it flies thru the world. all the tribes come and the mighty will crumble! we must brave this night and have faith in love." --Janelle Monáe, from "Cold War"
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Repost if you wanna play sports (gay sex) with dad 😈
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Repost if you wanna play sports (gay sex) with dad 😈
"you look like a Greek statue with your hair like that", he tells me. "you have the profile for it."
...but then, men are always full of flattery when their d*ck is down your throat
...but then, men are always full of flattery when their d*ck is down your throat
December 27, 2024 at 6:09 AM
"you look like a Greek statue with your hair like that", he tells me. "you have the profile for it."
...but then, men are always full of flattery when their d*ck is down your throat
...but then, men are always full of flattery when their d*ck is down your throat
re-watching The X Files from s01e01 feels inherently Queer.
because of both Mulder *&* Scully (but also somehow mostly bc Scully)
because of both Mulder *&* Scully (but also somehow mostly bc Scully)
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 AM
re-watching The X Files from s01e01 feels inherently Queer.
because of both Mulder *&* Scully (but also somehow mostly bc Scully)
because of both Mulder *&* Scully (but also somehow mostly bc Scully)
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Repost if you wanna take it balls deep 😈
December 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Repost if you wanna take it balls deep 😈
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Repost if you want dad on top of you 😈
December 9, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Repost if you want dad on top of you 😈
while i *am* bummed that [redacted] has not texted back, i also *did* lose count of the boys i kissed the other night, so.... #perspective, i guess?
#NotesFromASaloonGirl #InXochipillisName
#NotesFromASaloonGirl #InXochipillisName
December 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
while i *am* bummed that [redacted] has not texted back, i also *did* lose count of the boys i kissed the other night, so.... #perspective, i guess?
#NotesFromASaloonGirl #InXochipillisName
#NotesFromASaloonGirl #InXochipillisName
just getting home from a fun nite and i noticed i have schmutz on the collar of my tee lol #MischiefManaged 😈
November 22, 2024 at 9:18 AM
just getting home from a fun nite and i noticed i have schmutz on the collar of my tee lol #MischiefManaged 😈
i don't "get" gooning and i'm pretty ok with that
November 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
i don't "get" gooning and i'm pretty ok with that
i swear these "masc for masc" gays don't want Passers-By to think they're queer but... honey when they see two "lumberjacks" shopping at Pottery Barn in SoHo, what do u suppose they think is happening? 🙃🙃🙃
November 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
i swear these "masc for masc" gays don't want Passers-By to think they're queer but... honey when they see two "lumberjacks" shopping at Pottery Barn in SoHo, what do u suppose they think is happening? 🙃🙃🙃
folx love to say shit like "just be yourself!"
without acknowledging the wayfolx love to say shit like "just be yourself!"
without acknowledging the ays that Society At Large will actively impede5,000 w this Expression
without acknowledging the wayfolx love to say shit like "just be yourself!"
without acknowledging the ays that Society At Large will actively impede5,000 w this Expression
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 AM
folx love to say shit like "just be yourself!"
without acknowledging the wayfolx love to say shit like "just be yourself!"
without acknowledging the ays that Society At Large will actively impede5,000 w this Expression
without acknowledging the wayfolx love to say shit like "just be yourself!"
without acknowledging the ays that Society At Large will actively impede5,000 w this Expression
when people complain that NYC smells like weed, i have to wonder if they prefer the Traditional Fragrances of rotting garbage and dog piss
November 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
when people complain that NYC smells like weed, i have to wonder if they prefer the Traditional Fragrances of rotting garbage and dog piss