ohnoanotherputz
@ohnoanotherputz.bsky.social
A millennial nerd. he/him
Shout out to the findom account that followed me. Sorry to disappoint you but I am poor.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Shout out to the findom account that followed me. Sorry to disappoint you but I am poor.
I think we've all forgotten the true meaning of Black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think we've all forgotten the true meaning of Black Friday.
I need to make my own onlyfans so when scam accounts ask me to subscribe to theirs I can tell them to subscribe to mine first.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I need to make my own onlyfans so when scam accounts ask me to subscribe to theirs I can tell them to subscribe to mine first.
At the end of the Wizard of Oz the Scarecrow receives a PhD which means we must refer to him as Dr. Scarecrow.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At the end of the Wizard of Oz the Scarecrow receives a PhD which means we must refer to him as Dr. Scarecrow.
When Dollar Tree could no longer profit from selling anything for a dollar they should have done the honorable thing and gone out of business
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When Dollar Tree could no longer profit from selling anything for a dollar they should have done the honorable thing and gone out of business
Think of all the animals that go their entire lives without knowing they were famous on the internet.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Think of all the animals that go their entire lives without knowing they were famous on the internet.
Can we stop using the phrase "No one would call her pretty" in descriptions of characters in novels please?
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can we stop using the phrase "No one would call her pretty" in descriptions of characters in novels please?
I would like to buy my friend some stickers/pins/similiar things of nerd shit for my friend. Anyone have an etsy shop that isn't recycled temu garbage or ai slop? (or a shop not on etsy)
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I would like to buy my friend some stickers/pins/similiar things of nerd shit for my friend. Anyone have an etsy shop that isn't recycled temu garbage or ai slop? (or a shop not on etsy)
Is there any "Bubba" on Earth that WOULDN'T be funny for Trump to have blown?
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is there any "Bubba" on Earth that WOULDN'T be funny for Trump to have blown?
Some day there will be a president who unironically refers to the nation as "chat"
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Some day there will be a president who unironically refers to the nation as "chat"
It's so weird hearing Landslide being used to sell Lexuses. Lexi?
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's so weird hearing Landslide being used to sell Lexuses. Lexi?
The "piss tapes" era was really a simpler time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The "piss tapes" era was really a simpler time.
Soap should not smell like things I want to eat.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Soap should not smell like things I want to eat.
So how many people you knew from high school did you later find out joined a cult? For me it's like 3 so far.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So how many people you knew from high school did you later find out joined a cult? For me it's like 3 so far.
I miss away messages, I just want to post lyrics I think are cool.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I miss away messages, I just want to post lyrics I think are cool.
Does the AI Coke commercial past the Bechdel test?
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Does the AI Coke commercial past the Bechdel test?
It seems like everyone I know is going through a mega depressive episode right now and like yeah, I get it. Same.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It seems like everyone I know is going through a mega depressive episode right now and like yeah, I get it. Same.
If 6-7 is the dumbest thing this generation says, than that's fine. My generation called each slurs casually.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If 6-7 is the dumbest thing this generation says, than that's fine. My generation called each slurs casually.
Babies are not allowed to slam dunk.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Babies are not allowed to slam dunk.
Million dollar idea: Air Bud branded ear buds.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Million dollar idea: Air Bud branded ear buds.
Your fancast is garbage and if it was made into a reality you'd hate it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Your fancast is garbage and if it was made into a reality you'd hate it.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... but I have soooo much extra bubblegum, would you like a piece?
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... but I have soooo much extra bubblegum, would you like a piece?
The Rent is Too Damn High Guy's platform would be better than ever if he was still running for office.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Rent is Too Damn High Guy's platform would be better than ever if he was still running for office.
I haven't cared about Baseball since I was a kid but I do think it would be very funny if in today's political climate that the Blue Jays won the world series.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I haven't cared about Baseball since I was a kid but I do think it would be very funny if in today's political climate that the Blue Jays won the world series.
I don't hate tootsie rolls but every single fruit flavor one is better than the original "chocolate' one.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don't hate tootsie rolls but every single fruit flavor one is better than the original "chocolate' one.