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Chriso (they/them)
@ohnochriso.bsky.social
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All photos all the time (Gonna be a lot of flowers)
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A vintage Pepsi clock I’m gonna buy for a friend for Xmas. My Dolly Parton themed look for today A bouquet of flowers I put together at work Enjoying seeing the colors of sunset during this endlessly grey season in Portland
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Hey remember how I do music sometimes? @magiclassomusic.bsky.social
magiclassomusic.bsky.social Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 4d
This is 95% of a song I wrote called “Love In The 90s.” It’s about a multipart affair I had with a guy in New York that was off and on for a few years during which he wasn’t always single. Bc Bsky only allows 3 min videos it cuts off suddenly. Just like my relationship with that guy! 🤪
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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I can resist photos of oil slicks and their many colors. Makes me want to try to replicate them with eye makeup.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Periwinkle blue writing on the burnt umber railing of a bridge that reads “Keep smiling it will get better I promise.” A view of a structure of three cubes built of wooden blanks with two cubes of concrete blocks balanced on top with the sun shining behind them. Gorgeous view of the Willamette River with a blue sky and fluffy clouds A view from N Portland late at night with a rain-wet street.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A plastic Halloweensksleton sitting jauntily with one leg up on a red chair in someone’s front lawn Closeup of an orange and yellow dahlia Aloe featuring black frame glasses, a leopard print tshirt with ringer collar, denim jacket covered in pins and some lovely autumn sunshine
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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A sidewalk sign of a cartoon sloth holding a sign that reads “PLEASE DON’T PEE ON MY FAVORITE CLIMBING TREE.” Closeup of a Harlequin Gloryblower A hand drawn sign that reads “NO CELL PHONES” with a drawing of an old school cell phone with a red ban sign through it A gorgeous dahlia garden in someone’s front yard
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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A selfie featuring black glasses, sparkly red eyeshadow, cherry earrings and black collared shirt with a hammered gold tone necklace A red sulphur cosmos flower A plastic Halloween skeleton of a flamingo standing on one leg in someone’s garden An inflatable Halloween in iron with a bright pink mane and visible skeleton
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Overhead view of my green Converse framing a bright pink journal with the word “Valentine” written on it in marker A fountain bursting forth with water A spooky baby doll with blacked out eyes and a maroon gown hanging from a wooden fence in a front yard Halloween scene A 12 foot skeleton with a flower crown in a front yard. (I have always called this skeleton ‘Skelana Del Rey.’)
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Overhead view of my green Converse sneakers as I stand on a patch of grass scattered with red maple leaves Small plastic pink flamingo on a lawn A cluster of sunflowers A duo chromatic plastic spider in purple and aquamarine hanging from a porch
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Closeup of a butterfly bush A skeleton perched on a staircase wearing a tshirt that reads “WAITING ON THE EPSTEIN FILES LIKE” Plastic gravestones on a lawn that read “BEA BAAACK-LATER” and “COLIN SICK” Gorgeous red maple tree
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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A pale cream colored rose with bright pink edges Closeup of a spruce A sugar maple tree with bright red and orange leaves Closeup of a pokeweed branch
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Rich, dark fuchsia dahlias with yellow centers Bright orange and yellow dahlia Peach and bright orange dahlias Bright red dahlias
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A cluster of red holly berries A gorgeous fuscia dahlia Multicolored ceramic tiles on a garden bed Multicolored ceramic tiles on a garden bed
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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A cute tabby kitty peeking out of some plants A hand painted sign that says ‘SLOW DOWN!’ With a cartoonish lizard on top A striped kitty sitting on a garden wall wearing sn invisible fence collar A squirrel in a tall tree
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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A mini haunted house/graveyard display on a tree stump A garden with plastic skeleton hands that have colorfully painted nails sticking out of the ground Plastic Halloween gravestones sticking out of a step-style garden Two skeletons - one dressed as a bride holding another dressed as a groom like it’s their wedding night
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A picture of the St. John’s Bridge shot from a park in Portland, OR Paintings of Betty Boop as Bride of Frankenstein and a witch on the window of Mis Tacones restaurant. Paintings of Betty Boop as a mermaid and made up for Dia de Los Muertos on the window of Mis Tacones restaurant. Paintings of Betty Boop as a zombie rising from the grave on the window of Mis Tacones restaurant.
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A hand painted sign on brown paper stapled to a telephone pole that reads “I’ll pay Tom Homan $50,000 to stay out of Portland.” A drawing on white paper stapled to a telephone pole of a multticoored, stylized face with purple, orange, pink and turquoise elements. A drawing on white papers stapled to a telephone pole of a multticoored, stylized face with light blue, purple, peach and light green elements. A cream colored concrete wall with two graffiti pieces: one that reads ‘Eradicate Corporations’ and another that reads ‘I love u’
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A picture of a pitcher of water next a cucumber like mocktail that made me say “Oh! Heavenly!” out loud to myself 🤣 An outdoor diagrams perched on a rock featuring Scrabble tiles, toys and figurines. A really big plastic skull for sale at Walgreens A mural of California wildflowers on a wooden fence
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A pampas grass shrub A podium made of white wood adorned with a Barbie doll and a Barbie doll styling head and labeled “QUEEN AARON” in gold letters sitting in front of a house A gorgeous rose with a yellow center, peachy orange mid color and magenta edges A piece of mail from Society Church that seems to be a cult
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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A plush toy that looks like two different kind of Hello Kitty plushies that are stitched together like the Frankenstein monster A big swath of sunflowers in a sidewalk garden Sleater-Kinney performing at Revolution Hall on 9/11/2025 Title card for the 1939 classic film ‘The Women’
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Portland 8/27/25
A very creepy looking carved wooden owl on a shelf at Goodwill A towering bunch of sunflowers hemmed in by a low concrete wall Closeup of a sunflower with a bee getting busy in it A dry erase board posted in front of someone’s house with a drawing of a monkey holding a banana that reads “BANANA LOVERS DAY”
September 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Portland 8/21-8/22
Finding moments of peace and joy amid the grief.
A rose bush with beautiful fuchsia roses at the International Rose Test Garden. A rose bush with beautiful white, coral and yellow roses at the International Rose Test Garden. All-Girl Summer Fun Band at Revolution Hall Bratmobile at Revolution Hall
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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8/9/25 San Francisco
White graffiti on a maroon wall that reads “GUITAR SNARE BASS” Section of a mural at Oasis in San Francisco Another section of a mural at Oasis Yet another section of a mural at Oasis, this one featuring a memorial for Heklina
August 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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8/9/25 san francisco
A sign about staying 6 feet apart still posted at Secret Studios in SF A door to a practice space at Secret Studios displaying altered versions of Sweetwater stickers Men’s room door sign altered with drawings of breasts and a vulva Women’s room door sign altered with drawing of pecs and a penis
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Portland 7/30-8/4/25
Shot of my tv screen of a credit from the made for tv movie ‘The Haunting Passion’ starring Jane Seymour as a perpetually horny lady who starts having sex with a ghost. I thought it was hilarious that the art direct his basically named ‘His Cocks.’ You can watch this bonkers telefilm on YouTube and I highly recommend it. A sign by a local Portland artist of a sloth holding a street sign that says “Slow Down.” I’m trying, sloth, believe me, I’m trying. Short of a bare birch tree that I found stunning. Shot of the same bard birch tree from the other side.
August 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM