Evil Shiddpostha Gautama
@ohshit.bsky.social
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i am evil now
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instead of roses u get handed a sack of white castle burgers
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love you too skip. I am definitely not launching mortar shells at you right now.
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Can’t be a Buddhist game there’s no new game+ mode
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tbh id expect a stack of vinyl copies of Sisqo’s “The Thong Song”
ohshit.bsky.social
responding “FUCK A BEAT ILL GO ACAPELLA” to every slack message at work until i am taken to the server room and beaten to death with a Cisco C9200 networking switch
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if u listen to the hotdog rollers w yr heart u can hear angels simg
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shared hvac system between two apartments
ohshit.bsky.social
nothing says “extremely gotten to” than posting about how not gotten to you are
ohshit.bsky.social
reading facebook-coded posts feels like being trapped in an emotional hostage situation.
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a fellow man of science, i see
ohshit.bsky.social
milk is an acceptable alternative to conventional power steering fluid, yes
ohshit.bsky.social
keep thinking if i rearrange my room, maybe my life will follow. but all that happens is i move the pile of clothes from one corner to another like a sad little pilgrimage. every object in here has seen me cry and none of them have the decency to disappear.
ohshit.bsky.social
same thing I am every year a fuckin disappointment lmao up high ✋
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ADHD to Autism:

• what you prioritize may not be what others do. set attainable timelines
• you might think you clearly communicated, but was it clear for everyone? make sure to pointedly ask for what you want done
• not everyone works at your pace, make them more comfortable by not “showing off”
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my wife has adhd and I have autism I can help here’s some household tips I’ve worked out:

Autism to ADHD:

• temper expectations. your partner cannot read your mind
• your way is not the only way
• if you cannot teach, then do
• they are your partner not your opponent. ease up and give them grace
ohshit.bsky.social
im no civil engineer but seems to me that they shoulda just flown a plane made of viagra into the World Trade Center and see if them two buildings woulda popped right up
ohshit.bsky.social
which assassins creed game is this
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im starting a google doc that we can all just type in