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Okay Jasmine

@okayjasmine.bsky.social

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23 || Twitch Streamer || sup home skillets? itz me, your boi. i don’t even know what the fuck i’m doing.

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · May 16

not me sleeping through a tornado

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · May 16

you ever get home, look at your oven, and be like “awww shit. my power went out today.”

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · May 11

all is how it should be

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Apr 28

slack is just professional discord

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Apr 26

when someone says “just between us girls.”

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Apr 8

what’s your recently streamed and suggested streamers bars looking like today?

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Apr 6

getting that deep itch to watch markiplier play all the fnaf games for the 20th time

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 23

i’d like to thank the academy. my niece for giving me 2 EX cards even though she didn’t have doubles, and my lovely little sister for giving me Alakazam

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 21

i can hear the wires vibrating in the walls but i can’t hear what the person directly in front of me is saying

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 13

we are SO CLOSE

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 6

my friend vapes and i sent her a funny video about me being by myself in 50 years cause all my friends like flavored nicotine more then breathing and her exact reply was “i see how it is but you don’t want to outlive me.” and i’ve never been clocked so hard lmao

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 3

this “lil guy” will punch kick you so hard in the chest your heart will stop beating

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 3

like why do his hands look AI generated

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 3

counter arguement: they really arent

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 2

favorite thing is when i’m scrolling on tiktok and then i get one of those bird feeder lives. like yessssss. pretty birds.

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 1

reasons to be afraid of kangaroos

1. they are huge.
2.they are wrong
3.they are built like bigger then pro boxers
4. they like to drown things
5. the look in their eyes has no soul
6. their pouches are gross
7. they have no fear
8. they know they could take your life and would do it happily

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Mar 1

think i might be afraid of kangaroos

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 25

me: cold room, two comforters, fan 1 foot from my face on full blast. ZERO LIGHT. no other noises. her: thermostat on 75. heated blanket all the way up. a tv on with markiplier videos??? the fan thing genuinely bothers her??? still make compromises to spend more time together ❤️

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 25

you know the friendship is real when you’re both have VERY specific sleeping styles and they are complete opposites but you still have sleep overs

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 15

me: *gets back from the store*

smoke alarm: BEEP

me: don’t worry i got your fucking juice box

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 9

my bangs the days after a snip. looks like a blind child was given a butcher knife and i got lucky. in reality it’s me overestimating myself

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 9

my bangs: days before a snip. lovely. slightly in my eyes at times but banger bangs visually

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 9

whenever a “big day” that my appearance may be important for coming up i get a sudden and strong urge from deep within me to trim my bangs. this is not a good idea ever :D

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Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 3

it feels like i’m shouting at god

Okay Jasmine @okayjasmine.bsky.social · Feb 1

i need these cards. trades???