Getting stuck in Dallas was not on my agenda for the weekend
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Getting stuck in Dallas was not on my agenda for the weekend
My list of ppl I can call when I’m drunk is very short. One of these muthafuckas better answer before I get mad
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My list of ppl I can call when I’m drunk is very short. One of these muthafuckas better answer before I get mad
I’ve been pissed off about “a piece of chicken,a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else” all day
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’ve been pissed off about “a piece of chicken,a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else” all day
I get the most compliments when I rush to do my makeup.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I get the most compliments when I rush to do my makeup.
I’m really not cool with living in a dictatorship and I’m literally watching it unfold first hand
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I’m really not cool with living in a dictatorship and I’m literally watching it unfold first hand
Sitting here wondering what this last thing is on my To Do list, so I can mark it off.
Any Guesses?
Any Guesses?
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Sitting here wondering what this last thing is on my To Do list, so I can mark it off.
Any Guesses?
Any Guesses?
I just realized I really don’t know any of my friends significant others real names and I never save their numbers…. And they’ve been around for years.
January 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I just realized I really don’t know any of my friends significant others real names and I never save their numbers…. And they’ve been around for years.
Everything I write down I get accomplished!
spongebob is wearing a top hat and glasses while driving a car and holding a mop .
ALT: spongebob is wearing a top hat and glasses while driving a car and holding a mop .
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January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Everything I write down I get accomplished!
Life’s gotta be tough when you look so inbred ppl bust out laughing when they see you.
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Life’s gotta be tough when you look so inbred ppl bust out laughing when they see you.
3 of my trips for this year a confirmed, secured, and booked. Dont ask me to do nothing bc the answer is probably no. We’re in a whole depression I gotta play my cards right
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
3 of my trips for this year a confirmed, secured, and booked. Dont ask me to do nothing bc the answer is probably no. We’re in a whole depression I gotta play my cards right
It’s the second day of the year. Please don’t make me show you what I’m made of.
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It’s the second day of the year. Please don’t make me show you what I’m made of.
Finished my first Journal Prompt on 2026! May this year bless me and keep me protected. We have a journey ahead of us
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Finished my first Journal Prompt on 2026! May this year bless me and keep me protected. We have a journey ahead of us
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We’re just girls 🫶🏾
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
We’re just girls 🫶🏾
Functional freeze just got the best of me, kinda wanna cry
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Functional freeze just got the best of me, kinda wanna cry
I have 8 things left on my 2025 To Do List.
If I can close out the year with it all done, I could say 2025 didn’t treat me to bad
If I can close out the year with it all done, I could say 2025 didn’t treat me to bad
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I have 8 things left on my 2025 To Do List.
If I can close out the year with it all done, I could say 2025 didn’t treat me to bad
If I can close out the year with it all done, I could say 2025 didn’t treat me to bad
I’ll never forgive myself for letting book 98 put me in such a reading rut that I kept myself from hitting 100.
December 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ll never forgive myself for letting book 98 put me in such a reading rut that I kept myself from hitting 100.
I tried a Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll today. Never tf again
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I tried a Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll today. Never tf again
Just change my tire cracka
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just change my tire cracka
Yt ppl are really aggy. It’s been dead ass silent until it’s my turn to get serviced. Now they’re blasting their “trap music” playlist
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yt ppl are really aggy. It’s been dead ass silent until it’s my turn to get serviced. Now they’re blasting their “trap music” playlist
You’d think I’d expect for the healthcare system to continuously drop the ball and/or fail me.
But never fail to have their hand out expecting a payment.
But never fail to have their hand out expecting a payment.
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You’d think I’d expect for the healthcare system to continuously drop the ball and/or fail me.
But never fail to have their hand out expecting a payment.
But never fail to have their hand out expecting a payment.
I got so close to making it through the holidays season without the fight of my life with Seasonal Depression.
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I got so close to making it through the holidays season without the fight of my life with Seasonal Depression.
I haven’t been out since may, we went out tonight and I had a muthafuckin ball. I almost missed outside.
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I haven’t been out since may, we went out tonight and I had a muthafuckin ball. I almost missed outside.
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Me: I know you prob arent use to this either
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me: I know you prob arent use to this either
yt woman: “I know you’re not use to this, but you’re gorgeous.”
I was so gobsmacked all I could do was sit there and try to understand why she would think that
I was so gobsmacked all I could do was sit there and try to understand why she would think that
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
yt woman: “I know you’re not use to this, but you’re gorgeous.”
I was so gobsmacked all I could do was sit there and try to understand why she would think that
I was so gobsmacked all I could do was sit there and try to understand why she would think that
Ain’t no way you’re a 5 star driver with a funky ass car
a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
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December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ain’t no way you’re a 5 star driver with a funky ass car