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I'ma start cooking crack in my le creuset
May 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'ma start cooking crack in my le creuset
Tonight we let the ashwagandha do the talking
April 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tonight we let the ashwagandha do the talking
Call me sisyphus the way I push that rock
April 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Call me sisyphus the way I push that rock
growing up there weren't any screens but my parents would limit my "newspaper time"
March 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
growing up there weren't any screens but my parents would limit my "newspaper time"
Got run over yesterday by a car and the driver was like: R u okay????
And I was like: I can't even with u
And I was like: I can't even with u
March 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got run over yesterday by a car and the driver was like: R u okay????
And I was like: I can't even with u
And I was like: I can't even with u
Working on a documentary for Max about the Hawk Tuah meme coin rugpull!!
March 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Working on a documentary for Max about the Hawk Tuah meme coin rugpull!!
My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) is when nicholas hoult asks Nosferatu his pronouns
March 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) is when nicholas hoult asks Nosferatu his pronouns
My girlfriend is a crazy ass white boy smh
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My girlfriend is a crazy ass white boy smh
My much older girlfriend just told me I'm "over-determined"
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My much older girlfriend just told me I'm "over-determined"
Where are my fucking well-wishers I need u rn
March 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Where are my fucking well-wishers I need u rn
My brother got the vaxx and it turned him straight smh
March 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My brother got the vaxx and it turned him straight smh
Reading Hamlet, this man should low-key get his ass in therapy !! Ha ha
March 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reading Hamlet, this man should low-key get his ass in therapy !! Ha ha
My three year old son keeps telling me that phantom menace was "dark woke"
March 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My three year old son keeps telling me that phantom menace was "dark woke"
Is there a way I can use the trolley problem to get out of a DUI ?
March 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Is there a way I can use the trolley problem to get out of a DUI ?
My ops often act in a manner I would describe as uncouth
March 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My ops often act in a manner I would describe as uncouth
All my homies are bellicose
March 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All my homies are bellicose
The Substance (2024) could have been good if they recast demi moores character with someone younger and hotter
February 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Substance (2024) could have been good if they recast demi moores character with someone younger and hotter
we need a pope who really likes jacking off
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
we need a pope who really likes jacking off
we need a pope who is a Jewish guy
February 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
we need a pope who is a Jewish guy
we need woke stalinkas
February 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
we need woke stalinkas
She rasa'd on my tabula until I
February 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
She rasa'd on my tabula until I
First as tragedy then as farce THEN as screwball comedy
February 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
First as tragedy then as farce THEN as screwball comedy
I'm acab except for EMTs
February 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I'm acab except for EMTs
Kendrick watching a physical comedy from the silent film era : BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
February 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Kendrick watching a physical comedy from the silent film era : BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR