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Old Man Cran (Jesse)
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31 He/Him - Tokusatsu nerd, recent J.D. graduate, lover of card games, karate bugmen, Shin Megami Tensei, and amateur voice acting the few times I can partake.

YT: Jesse Smith VO
A man's fifty years under heaven passes like a dream
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
So after a bit of an NG+ item related rabbit hole due to online information old enough to vote, now I'm actually done with my footage and plugging away at the script. This could end up longer than the first two vids combined at this rate lol
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Footage is all recorded for Evolution P2 and the script is in progress. It's gonna be a chonker and I'm excited
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My man Marcus just dropped a banger, go check him out!

youtu.be/5sdkp1FK-lc?...
Marcus Rambles: Marvel's Strangest Character
YouTube video by Marcus Rambles
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October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Modern technology is designed to eventually fail when it does work and barely pulls that off half the time. Now gotta deal with Nintendo support tomorrow.
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
New video is up, first of all two-parter! Go check it out if you feel so inclined!

youtu.be/W73S28gMT5w
Gateway Gaming: The Sacred Devices
YouTube video by Jesse Smith VO
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Put my first video essay out yesterday. Hopefully, it will be the first of many. Check it out if it's up your alley!

youtu.be/OGye9m0lgBc?...
Transitory Gaming: The Moments Frozen in Time
YouTube video by Jesse Smith VO
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Liberal Southerner's eternal curse is when your favorite manager at work is also the one who plays right wing propaganda podcasts on YouTube during the shift.
March 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Man, this newfangled technology huh"

My man you're emailing and printing a document
March 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Impeachment won’t solve anything. You’re expecting to use shame against the shameless, the rule of law against the lawless. To defeat an entity that has no honor, you must leave honor behind. Otherwise, you are marching towards slaughter with a hall monitor’s referral book in your hands.
March 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If there's one thing I've learned at my current employment is that a large number of men won't buy a hygiene product unless it's named something like Dude Man Wipes for your Doodoo Man Dude Ass.
March 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dokapon Kingdom being on sale on Steam on Valentine's Day is the cosmos balancing out the love of the holiday with an increased dosage of hatred.
February 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Super excited to see the Super Bowl. Bet that bitch can hold like at least three boxes of cereal.
February 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by Old Man Cran (Jesse)
This is why they're attacking science and education: if you can only win with disinformation, data become a threat.
February 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How much this account will see use is yet to be seen, but there's a chair for you if you wanna sit and listen to the ramblings.
February 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM