.ollie
@olimar09.bsky.social
he/him 19 pan | i like playing games 🎮 i like taking photos 📸 i am studying 📖 in university 🎓 i am from england 😅
with nintendo's game sales coming out today i realised how radically boring the next set of them is going to be in May
so here are my predictions. try not to fall back in your seats
so here are my predictions. try not to fall back in your seats
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
with nintendo's game sales coming out today i realised how radically boring the next set of them is going to be in May
so here are my predictions. try not to fall back in your seats
so here are my predictions. try not to fall back in your seats
what the hell it's been a year. in descending order
5 - splatoon
5 - metroid
4 - mario
4 - zelda
3 - donkey kong
2 - kirby
2 - pikmin
1 - animal crossing
1 - pokémon
1 - fire emblem (it starts this year
1 - f-zero
0 - star fox
0 - rhythm heaven (sorry!
0 - xenoblade (sorry!
0 - earthbound (sorry!
5 - splatoon
5 - metroid
4 - mario
4 - zelda
3 - donkey kong
2 - kirby
2 - pikmin
1 - animal crossing
1 - pokémon
1 - fire emblem (it starts this year
1 - f-zero
0 - star fox
0 - rhythm heaven (sorry!
0 - xenoblade (sorry!
0 - earthbound (sorry!
seems fun
3 - Earthbound / Mother
4 - Metroid
0 - Star Fox
4 - Mario
5 - Rhythm Heaven
2 - WarioWare
4 - Kirby
4 - Donkey Kong
1 - Pokemon
0 - F-Zero
0 - Fire Emblem
4 - Zelda
2 - Pikmin (need to play these games)
3 - Animal Crossing
10 - Splatoon
2 - Xenoblade
3 - Earthbound / Mother
4 - Metroid
0 - Star Fox
4 - Mario
5 - Rhythm Heaven
2 - WarioWare
4 - Kirby
4 - Donkey Kong
1 - Pokemon
0 - F-Zero
0 - Fire Emblem
4 - Zelda
2 - Pikmin (need to play these games)
3 - Animal Crossing
10 - Splatoon
2 - Xenoblade
Sure I'll bite, but I ain't flicking my keyboard back and forth to type the hearts. My attachment to each series (/5)
Earthbound 3
Metroid 2
Star Fox 1
Mario 4
Rhythm Heaven 3
Warioware 4
Kirby 3
Donkey Kong 2
Pokemon 1
Fzero 0
Fire emblem 0
Zelda 4
Pikmin 5
Animal crossing 4
Splatoon 1
Xenoblade 2
Earthbound 3
Metroid 2
Star Fox 1
Mario 4
Rhythm Heaven 3
Warioware 4
Kirby 3
Donkey Kong 2
Pokemon 1
Fzero 0
Fire emblem 0
Zelda 4
Pikmin 5
Animal crossing 4
Splatoon 1
Xenoblade 2
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
what the hell it's been a year. in descending order
5 - splatoon
5 - metroid
4 - mario
4 - zelda
3 - donkey kong
2 - kirby
2 - pikmin
1 - animal crossing
1 - pokémon
1 - fire emblem (it starts this year
1 - f-zero
0 - star fox
0 - rhythm heaven (sorry!
0 - xenoblade (sorry!
0 - earthbound (sorry!
5 - splatoon
5 - metroid
4 - mario
4 - zelda
3 - donkey kong
2 - kirby
2 - pikmin
1 - animal crossing
1 - pokémon
1 - fire emblem (it starts this year
1 - f-zero
0 - star fox
0 - rhythm heaven (sorry!
0 - xenoblade (sorry!
0 - earthbound (sorry!
okay so
splatoon 1 reveal -> 10th june -> same date as the 10.0.0 & raiders reveal
splatoon 2 reveal -> 12th jan -> same date as the weirdly timed 11.0.0 "teaser" post
splatoon 3 reveal -> 17th feb -> same date as this trademark publication date for splatoon raiders that just appeared
splatoon 1 reveal -> 10th june -> same date as the 10.0.0 & raiders reveal
splatoon 2 reveal -> 12th jan -> same date as the weirdly timed 11.0.0 "teaser" post
splatoon 3 reveal -> 17th feb -> same date as this trademark publication date for splatoon raiders that just appeared
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
okay so
splatoon 1 reveal -> 10th june -> same date as the 10.0.0 & raiders reveal
splatoon 2 reveal -> 12th jan -> same date as the weirdly timed 11.0.0 "teaser" post
splatoon 3 reveal -> 17th feb -> same date as this trademark publication date for splatoon raiders that just appeared
splatoon 1 reveal -> 10th june -> same date as the 10.0.0 & raiders reveal
splatoon 2 reveal -> 12th jan -> same date as the weirdly timed 11.0.0 "teaser" post
splatoon 3 reveal -> 17th feb -> same date as this trademark publication date for splatoon raiders that just appeared
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splatoon 3 tier list based on how many little structures the weapons can place on the map
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
splatoon 3 tier list based on how many little structures the weapons can place on the map
global game jam was a success! unfortunately though i can’t share any of it here because it will doxx everyone
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
global game jam was a success! unfortunately though i can’t share any of it here because it will doxx everyone
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no but for real "Nonbinary" is CRAZY for Nintendo
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
no but for real "Nonbinary" is CRAZY for Nintendo
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
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Oh....my penis is big....
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
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January 28, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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11.0.0 in a nutshell
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 AM
11.0.0 in a nutshell
making a list in advance of everyone i want to have on my tomodachi life island and realising just how many great friends i’ve made in the past year-and-a-half ❤️ means something
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 AM
making a list in advance of everyone i want to have on my tomodachi life island and realising just how many great friends i’ve made in the past year-and-a-half ❤️ means something
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If this is the real translation and we actually don’t get more kits remember that 2 of those weapons we did get are curling wail undercover brella and sensor wail dynamo roller
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
If this is the real translation and we actually don’t get more kits remember that 2 of those weapons we did get are curling wail undercover brella and sensor wail dynamo roller
injust woke up what the FUCK is this update holy shit 😭
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 PM
injust woke up what the FUCK is this update holy shit 😭
they're saying big nintendo direct next week... rockstockians let's all hold hands.
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
they're saying big nintendo direct next week... rockstockians let's all hold hands.
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Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #DonkeyKongCountryReturnsHD Direct! The presentation will last roughly 50 minutes and provide more info on upcoming additions to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 editions of the game. #NintendoDirect
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #DonkeyKongCountryReturnsHD Direct! The presentation will last roughly 50 minutes and provide more info on upcoming additions to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 editions of the game. #NintendoDirect
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7...
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Callie and Marie tryout in the S1 artystyle!!! #splatoonart #splatoon
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Callie and Marie tryout in the S1 artystyle!!! #splatoonart #splatoon
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youve inspired me.
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
youve inspired me.
playing splatoon 2 with friends again is really humbling. like we really had it that bad huh
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
playing splatoon 2 with friends again is really humbling. like we really had it that bad huh
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another spoiler for 11.0
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
another spoiler for 11.0
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Oh....my penis is big....
January 2, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
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Oh....my penis is big....
September 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
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Oh....my penis is big....
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Oh....my penis is big....