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Just Jones
@olmofojones.bsky.social
Gardener/grower, do-gooder, dog lover, bullshitter. Coffee. Pinball! WA State SPO/SEA
Well, fuck. One thing about life, somebody anyways always gon die, reckon. I'll miss you, Sheree.

Well, fuck
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Or a net cannon, actually - less likely to go awry with an eye or sumn but net retrieval could get awkward as hell 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
God, I want the fingerling potato revolver to be real so bad. Damn! Maybe I don't need to launch a whole damned russet, okay? Maybe I just wanna pop off and pew-pew some lil Yukon Golds or Peruvian Purples, y'all ever think about that? NO
Can't have SHIT, smh, and I'm not even asking for a lot, jeez
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Having dogs is great most of the time, but especially when you accidentally bought nasty snacks.
Goodbye, Smokehouse Flavor Almond Nut-Thins!
Learning a lot on my gluten intolerance journey, but mostly about nasty snacks
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Content that wishes harm to others" includes the (categorically evil dead, just a heads up. So, don't say someone should kill, oh idk, Hitler or Ronald Reagan, because you'll get a ban. Ask me how I know!
The account owner was immediately notified of the reason for the content takedown and engaged in a discussion with our moderation team. Our community guidelines prohibit content that threatens or wishes harm to others. 2/2
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You wanna know what kinda shenanigans I be getting into: there's a dog cookie jar on this bar and I been reverse pickpocketing this girl next to me by slipping Milk Bones into her bag - it's like 15 and counting in there 😆😆
The bag is *on her shoulder* lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Set my alarm for 4:45a on 13/31 and have been up before the mf ever since, even on weekends! Hence me being on here at 5:11 A tf M!!
Doesn’t matter where I am (read: VACATION), my body wakes me up around 5-6AM and I can’t stand it 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Oh, girl, sincerely: fuck you?!?
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Just Jones
I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHRISTMAS AND THE ONLY VIDEO GAME THAT WILL BE LEGAL IN NEW YORK WILL BE THE LION KING!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Just Jones
The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:

(Published 2019)
Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free
Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free and easy, and created its multi-billion-dollar franchise.
www.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just saw a bunch of acorns on the ground and wished to God I could be a squirrel, is how tough things are in these streets, I guess. Got me mad at the squirrels for prospering and shit
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Finally!!
my new movie
I Love Boosters

starring
Keke Palmer, Demi Moore, Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, Lakeith Stanfield, Will Poulter, Eiza Gonzalez, and Poppy Liu

will be in theaters May 22nd (Memorial Day Weekend)

Distributed in the US by Neon
Distributed internationally by Focus/Universal.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Finally back to my usual hours of 7-3 and it feels good as hell to be over halfway thru my day before noon. PLUS, my officemate went to Tues-Fri, so allll the white noise gone. Pssh, girl, how you gon need what you literally are? Bofum on my last nerve 😆😆
Here's to Happy Mondays!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Looking around at America, it's probs nbd if I open an umbrella inside, right? Whatever happens could almost be good, by comparison, right?
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Also, you can just comment on Black ppl's names like that - it's all good, we know it's foreign and funny to you! - but you tell a white lady that you had a dog with her name (talmbout the Sadies, Olives, Baileys, Emilys and the like) and watch her get mad for no reason lol.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Heeheee, just met a Black man named Toby and when I said "TOBYYYYY?!" the knowing "Or Kunta" sent meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love Black people. Like, y'all are really lucky to have us. Imagine how unfunny, too serious, unseasoned, and poorly dressed y'all would be without the Black Influence!
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Reposted by Just Jones
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Dawn over the Okanogan Family Faire, Saturday 10/18. Peaceful Valley Coffee Camp sold out this on day, exceeding expectations!
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
But, holy shit, look at God's country. Look at nature healing after fire tore thru this heau just two years ago - see the blackened trunks sporting fresh needles?🥹🥹
Lord, let me persevere like the tamaracks!

*fun fact: tamarack are deciduous conifers which yellow and lose their needles in the fall
October 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I saw more Black people at the barter faire than ever before - more than 10, even! But what's funny is that only the sisters saw a sister, while the brothers saw a brother. It's almost like, to the male gaze, long hair and makeup do a sister make, but a female's gaze goes deeper than the surface. Hm
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
To whom it may concern:

If you wanna bring home a dog and you got other animals, account for that. Consider that. Reeeally, CRITICALLY think about that because nobody wants a mf'n dead cat in their damned office for ANY reason, least of all because you're a goddamn IDIOT.
Happy fucking Monday
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This AWS outage is like that 911 outage, inasmuch as we all realized it's fuck ass CenturyLink running the nation's emergency services number, lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is literally up year-round - on its 3rd! - but I put batteries in the crow this time of year, for obvious reasons
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A very nice moment on my walk home every day. Excited to go back to my usual hours of 7-3 next month; I'll still catch the sunset on the #MonroeBridge, looking out over #PeacefulValley
October 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM