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@omahaalt.bsky.social

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Since the rest of the internet is a hell hole, just need a quiet place to post pictures of my dong. Exposure and reposts are A+. DM’s are open, but don’t be a creep. Split time between Houston and Omaha. https://cash.app/$OmahaAlt

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · Jun 11

My new sniffies pfp is doing well.

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 9h

But then I think they would lose the demon twink users that make 5 stalker profiles a day. You win some you lose some.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 9h

That’s got to be it. Implementing a captcha on registration can’t be rocket science. But they’ve been sitting on this for 15 years at this point.

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 9h

It’s probably a name recognition thing. The biggest/most popular isn’t necessarily the best.

Also branding. If you’re into fem boys and trans, then why go to Scruff? It was fine when Scruff was a more niche product, but if you’re trying to find more of the market, it needs to be for all.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 10h

At this point, my low stakes conspiracy theory is that Grindr itself is behind the spam bots. Just try to poke/message as many people as possible so that more ads are triggered.

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dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 4d

got dug out crazy style

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 3d

My new bit should be trying to DM divorce lawyers in DC to Usha Vance.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 3d

If Steve Jobs had survived his cancer and was alive in 2025, where on the list of most hated tech billionaires would he be? Maybe dying early was the best thing for his legacy.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

I saw this the other day, and need your opinion. Does ACAB include Scully?

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Easy! “Something came up. Maybe next year.” 🤠

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Gay History

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Are you hosting or just going to one?

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe one day.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

It took until I was 38, but boy do I love olives now.

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

My Halloween costume for last week.

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Woof at literally everyone I can, and then my story will be forced into their feeds

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve changed my mind. It’s another avenue for me to shit post and spam for attention. MY KIND OF FEATURE!

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Well. That’s over. Let’s go to the Hell that is Baby Steps next.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

I’m becoming my dad: I need a proper BlueSky iPad app.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Nostalgia is crazy. I’ve been playing a lot of remakes from my high school days and before.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 6d

Did you like the Remake, the first part?

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 8d

details of the wedding. looked nice from the few pictures i saw. probably can't ask any of my friends that actually went for any information without being super nosy.

live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 8d

seeing from social media that my ex got married last night. we were together 5 years. i cheated a lot and ruined things. i've been with my current guy 10 years and am happy. but i'm a big creep and just want to know the details.

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 10d

I took a nude with my iPad. I feel like a boomer.

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OkieOtter @okieotter.bsky.social · 10d

Bringing back #CommandoFriday

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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 10d

Where’s the 🔒?

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