OMG It's Derek
@omgitsderek.bsky.social
Single dad. AI builder. $250K custody battle survivor.
Helping regular people understand tech and navigate broken systems. Building Streamliner.gg and Click Consultants.
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Helping regular people understand tech and navigate broken systems. Building Streamliner.gg and Click Consultants.
Free TELOS Framework: signup.omgitsderek.com/telos
When a man wins the lottery, divorce drops 40%. When a woman wins, divorce is twice as likely. This study says a lot about what's really holding some marriages together. What do you think this says?
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
When a man wins the lottery, divorce drops 40%. When a woman wins, divorce is twice as likely. This study says a lot about what's really holding some marriages together. What do you think this says?
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
#marriage #divorce #relationships #lottery
POV your human is going through a phase and you have 20 diffrerent dads saying h
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
POV your human is going through a phase and you have 20 diffrerent dads saying h
Im in debt and I just bought something I didnt need.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Im in debt and I just bought something I didnt need.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
You know what Dave Ramsey doesnt factor in? Mental health.
Sometimes the $50 thing that makes today bearable is worth more than the compound interest youd earn in 40 years.
Balance > optimization at all costs.
The Universe Turned My Favorite Person And Best Friend Into A Lesson So No Idc A
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Universe Turned My Favorite Person And Best Friend Into A Lesson So No Idc A
I spent $250,000 and 2 years proving I deserve to raise my own son.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I spent $250,000 and 2 years proving I deserve to raise my own son.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
Not fighting for full custody. Just 50/50. Half the time with my own kid.
A quarter million dollars to prove Im not a deadbeat.
85% of separated dads thought custody battles only happened to deadbeat dads, not loving parents like them. This is the wake-up call nobody wants to hear. Were you blindsided by the system too?
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
85% of separated dads thought custody battles only happened to deadbeat dads, not loving parents like them. This is the wake-up call nobody wants to hear. Were you blindsided by the system too?
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
#fathersrights #custody #familycourt #dadsoftiktok
Just did my first podcast ever.
"Daddy Got Custody" with Fred Campos.
Honestly? I was nervous as hell. But we talked about the 3 year fight, the $250K I spent, what actually worked to get 50/50 custody of my 6 year old.
Fred's been in the trenches too. He gets it.
"Daddy Got Custody" with Fred Campos.
Honestly? I was nervous as hell. But we talked about the 3 year fight, the $250K I spent, what actually worked to get 50/50 custody of my 6 year old.
Fred's been in the trenches too. He gets it.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Just did my first podcast ever.
"Daddy Got Custody" with Fred Campos.
Honestly? I was nervous as hell. But we talked about the 3 year fight, the $250K I spent, what actually worked to get 50/50 custody of my 6 year old.
Fred's been in the trenches too. He gets it.
"Daddy Got Custody" with Fred Campos.
Honestly? I was nervous as hell. But we talked about the 3 year fight, the $250K I spent, what actually worked to get 50/50 custody of my 6 year old.
Fred's been in the trenches too. He gets it.
Everyone wants to teach you how to budget your way to wealth.
Heres the thing... you cant budget your way out of an income problem.
$50k a year with perfect budgeting is still $50k a year.
Id rather spend energy making more than stressing over every damn latte, if that makes sense.
Heres the thing... you cant budget your way out of an income problem.
$50k a year with perfect budgeting is still $50k a year.
Id rather spend energy making more than stressing over every damn latte, if that makes sense.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Everyone wants to teach you how to budget your way to wealth.
Heres the thing... you cant budget your way out of an income problem.
$50k a year with perfect budgeting is still $50k a year.
Id rather spend energy making more than stressing over every damn latte, if that makes sense.
Heres the thing... you cant budget your way out of an income problem.
$50k a year with perfect budgeting is still $50k a year.
Id rather spend energy making more than stressing over every damn latte, if that makes sense.
When the losing streak hits so hard your brain just checks out. We've all been there, you know? What's the longest losing streak you've survived without losing your mind?
#gaming #funnyvideo #losingstreak #relatable
#gaming #funnyvideo #losingstreak #relatable
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When the losing streak hits so hard your brain just checks out. We've all been there, you know? What's the longest losing streak you've survived without losing your mind?
#gaming #funnyvideo #losingstreak #relatable
#gaming #funnyvideo #losingstreak #relatable
Hit the gym on a Saturday.
Protein and calorie targets met. Weight keeps going in the right direction.
You know what that means? It means I'm choosing to show up for myself even when Tanner's not here.
Protein and calorie targets met. Weight keeps going in the right direction.
You know what that means? It means I'm choosing to show up for myself even when Tanner's not here.
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Hit the gym on a Saturday.
Protein and calorie targets met. Weight keeps going in the right direction.
You know what that means? It means I'm choosing to show up for myself even when Tanner's not here.
Protein and calorie targets met. Weight keeps going in the right direction.
You know what that means? It means I'm choosing to show up for myself even when Tanner's not here.
Court hearing for the custody issue. October 1st, 2025.
I'd been preparing for weeks. Gathering my thoughts. Organizing exhibits. Message exports. Proof of her denying my time. Proof I cover responsibilities.
And you know what the magistrate told me?
I'd been preparing for weeks. Gathering my thoughts. Organizing exhibits. Message exports. Proof of her denying my time. Proof I cover responsibilities.
And you know what the magistrate told me?
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Court hearing for the custody issue. October 1st, 2025.
I'd been preparing for weeks. Gathering my thoughts. Organizing exhibits. Message exports. Proof of her denying my time. Proof I cover responsibilities.
And you know what the magistrate told me?
I'd been preparing for weeks. Gathering my thoughts. Organizing exhibits. Message exports. Proof of her denying my time. Proof I cover responsibilities.
And you know what the magistrate told me?
I'm using n8n to connect Claude Code to my entire automation stack now.
Sounds complicated. It's actually not.
Here's what it does: n8n triggers workflows. Claude Code does the thinking. SSH connects them.
Sounds complicated. It's actually not.
Here's what it does: n8n triggers workflows. Claude Code does the thinking. SSH connects them.
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I'm using n8n to connect Claude Code to my entire automation stack now.
Sounds complicated. It's actually not.
Here's what it does: n8n triggers workflows. Claude Code does the thinking. SSH connects them.
Sounds complicated. It's actually not.
Here's what it does: n8n triggers workflows. Claude Code does the thinking. SSH connects them.
Did my first podcast appearance today. "Daddy Got Custody" with Fred Campos.
I was nervous as hell about rambling and jumping around. But Fred redirected well with questions and seemed positive about it.
Honestly? I had FUN doing it.
I was nervous as hell about rambling and jumping around. But Fred redirected well with questions and seemed positive about it.
Honestly? I had FUN doing it.
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Did my first podcast appearance today. "Daddy Got Custody" with Fred Campos.
I was nervous as hell about rambling and jumping around. But Fred redirected well with questions and seemed positive about it.
Honestly? I had FUN doing it.
I was nervous as hell about rambling and jumping around. But Fred redirected well with questions and seemed positive about it.
Honestly? I had FUN doing it.
I've been running every single text from my ex through Claude before I respond.
Not kidding. Every one.
Because here's the thing. She's looking for ammunition. One emotional response and suddenly I'm "unstable" in the next court filing.
Not kidding. Every one.
Because here's the thing. She's looking for ammunition. One emotional response and suddenly I'm "unstable" in the next court filing.
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I've been running every single text from my ex through Claude before I respond.
Not kidding. Every one.
Because here's the thing. She's looking for ammunition. One emotional response and suddenly I'm "unstable" in the next court filing.
Not kidding. Every one.
Because here's the thing. She's looking for ammunition. One emotional response and suddenly I'm "unstable" in the next court filing.
High school dropout.
No degree. No connections. Started working at McDonalds at 15.
Hit six figures before 35.
The script they gave you isnt the only path.
No degree. No connections. Started working at McDonalds at 15.
Hit six figures before 35.
The script they gave you isnt the only path.
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
High school dropout.
No degree. No connections. Started working at McDonalds at 15.
Hit six figures before 35.
The script they gave you isnt the only path.
No degree. No connections. Started working at McDonalds at 15.
Hit six figures before 35.
The script they gave you isnt the only path.
you my homie it's not always about playign with top skill players sometimes it's
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
you my homie it's not always about playign with top skill players sometimes it's
Saturday evening in Ohio. Snow on the ground, fire in the sky. Sometimes you just gotta stop and look up. 🧡
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Saturday evening in Ohio. Snow on the ground, fire in the sky. Sometimes you just gotta stop and look up. 🧡
When the whole team tries to steal Baron and it goes exactly how you'd expect. We've all been part of this disaster at least once. Has your team ever actually pulled off a Baron steal or is it always chaos?
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Baron #gamingmemes
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Baron #gamingmemes
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
When the whole team tries to steal Baron and it goes exactly how you'd expect. We've all been part of this disaster at least once. Has your team ever actually pulled off a Baron steal or is it always chaos?
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Baron #gamingmemes
#LeagueOfLegends #LoL #Baron #gamingmemes
We Found What We Called Ghost Writing – Phasmophobia
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We Found What We Called Ghost Writing – Phasmophobia
I dont do "because I said so" with my son.
If I tell him no and he asks why, I explain it. If his argument is better than mine? I change my mind.
Hes 6 and already knows his thoughts matter.
My dad never did that for me. And you know what? Thats okay. Im doing it now.
If I tell him no and he asks why, I explain it. If his argument is better than mine? I change my mind.
Hes 6 and already knows his thoughts matter.
My dad never did that for me. And you know what? Thats okay. Im doing it now.
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I dont do "because I said so" with my son.
If I tell him no and he asks why, I explain it. If his argument is better than mine? I change my mind.
Hes 6 and already knows his thoughts matter.
My dad never did that for me. And you know what? Thats okay. Im doing it now.
If I tell him no and he asks why, I explain it. If his argument is better than mine? I change my mind.
Hes 6 and already knows his thoughts matter.
My dad never did that for me. And you know what? Thats okay. Im doing it now.
Scenery From Route 1 Roadtrip With Ellie In California Montage
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Scenery From Route 1 Roadtrip With Ellie In California Montage
My dad was never the affectionate type. No hugs, no "I love you," just providing and discipline.
My 6 year old kisses me on the lips, we painted our nails together last week, and he falls asleep in my arms every night.
Im not criticizing my dad. Im just choosing different.
My 6 year old kisses me on the lips, we painted our nails together last week, and he falls asleep in my arms every night.
Im not criticizing my dad. Im just choosing different.
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My dad was never the affectionate type. No hugs, no "I love you," just providing and discipline.
My 6 year old kisses me on the lips, we painted our nails together last week, and he falls asleep in my arms every night.
Im not criticizing my dad. Im just choosing different.
My 6 year old kisses me on the lips, we painted our nails together last week, and he falls asleep in my arms every night.
Im not criticizing my dad. Im just choosing different.
Just messing around at the auto shop in GTA V, tasing people because why not. Sometimes you don't need a plan, you just need a taser and zero consequences. What's the dumbest thing you've done in GTA?
#GTAV #GTA5 #funnymoments #gaming
#GTAV #GTA5 #funnymoments #gaming
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Just messing around at the auto shop in GTA V, tasing people because why not. Sometimes you don't need a plan, you just need a taser and zero consequences. What's the dumbest thing you've done in GTA?
#GTAV #GTA5 #funnymoments #gaming
#GTAV #GTA5 #funnymoments #gaming
Everyone assumed divorce would damage my relationship with my son.
It actually made it stronger.
When its just us two, theres no distractions. Were a team navigating this thing together.
He didnt ask for this. Neither did I. But were making it work.
Single dad life hit different.
It actually made it stronger.
When its just us two, theres no distractions. Were a team navigating this thing together.
He didnt ask for this. Neither did I. But were making it work.
Single dad life hit different.
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Everyone assumed divorce would damage my relationship with my son.
It actually made it stronger.
When its just us two, theres no distractions. Were a team navigating this thing together.
He didnt ask for this. Neither did I. But were making it work.
Single dad life hit different.
It actually made it stronger.
When its just us two, theres no distractions. Were a team navigating this thing together.
He didnt ask for this. Neither did I. But were making it work.
Single dad life hit different.
When someone asks how many times you've looted instead of fighting with your team and you genuinely can't count that high. We've all been that teammate, you know? Be honest, are you the looter or the fighter on your squad?
#gaming #funnymemes #gamingmemes #squadgoals
#gaming #funnymemes #gamingmemes #squadgoals
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When someone asks how many times you've looted instead of fighting with your team and you genuinely can't count that high. We've all been that teammate, you know? Be honest, are you the looter or the fighter on your squad?
#gaming #funnymemes #gamingmemes #squadgoals
#gaming #funnymemes #gamingmemes #squadgoals