Omnibus Out of Context
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From the Omnibus podcast featuring Ken Jennings and John Roderick. Fan account.
The story of pop in America is littered with dead rats.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The story of pop in America is littered with dead rats.
They had erased Trotsky from every picture of Coke.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They had erased Trotsky from every picture of Coke.
People are shocked that this podcast never really caught on with millions of listeners — with famous bits like “Susan has to work.”
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
People are shocked that this podcast never really caught on with millions of listeners — with famous bits like “Susan has to work.”
The thing about being a pharmacist and a morphine addict is… The only thing worse is to be a locksmith and a crankhead.
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The thing about being a pharmacist and a morphine addict is… The only thing worse is to be a locksmith and a crankhead.
A couple of months ago my doctor said, “Well, your blood sugar has crossed the line. You now have Diabetes Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A couple of months ago my doctor said, “Well, your blood sugar has crossed the line. You now have Diabetes Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
Pepsi. When there’s literally nothing else.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Pepsi. When there’s literally nothing else.
Coke tastes like your dad reprimanding you for not doing your homework, and Pepsi tastes like your mom telling you it’s okay. He had a hard day at work.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Coke tastes like your dad reprimanding you for not doing your homework, and Pepsi tastes like your mom telling you it’s okay. He had a hard day at work.
Wouldn’t you love it if the government paid you to not make records?
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Wouldn’t you love it if the government paid you to not make records?
I’m like Hitler, except if he had a good stroke.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m like Hitler, except if he had a good stroke.
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You can tell it was a good joke by how I declared it was a good joke. @omnibusooc.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You can tell it was a good joke by how I declared it was a good joke. @omnibusooc.bsky.social
I already have a mailbox and the number of horny letters is infinitesimally small.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I already have a mailbox and the number of horny letters is infinitesimally small.
It’s gotta be a rubber baby buggy bumper.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s gotta be a rubber baby buggy bumper.
J: I write long essays on Facebook now.
K: That's what it’s for. Manifestos for middle-aged white men with beards.
K: That's what it’s for. Manifestos for middle-aged white men with beards.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
J: I write long essays on Facebook now.
K: That's what it’s for. Manifestos for middle-aged white men with beards.
K: That's what it’s for. Manifestos for middle-aged white men with beards.
Cats are mean and also upset by things that are not upsetting.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Cats are mean and also upset by things that are not upsetting.
I can see why the state doesn’t want to incentivize throwing dead possums in the creek.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I can see why the state doesn’t want to incentivize throwing dead possums in the creek.
“Like many of your listeners, he mostly sleeps through it.” That’s nice. And like some of our listeners, he probably poops his pants during it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“Like many of your listeners, he mostly sleeps through it.” That’s nice. And like some of our listeners, he probably poops his pants during it.
That day Hitler came down the escalator at the Reichstag and said he was running for chancellor, and everyone’s like, “Pfft. That guy’s not gonna win.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That day Hitler came down the escalator at the Reichstag and said he was running for chancellor, and everyone’s like, “Pfft. That guy’s not gonna win.”
Even the Mormons are dunking on you now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Even the Mormons are dunking on you now.
Couldn’t this have been a pneumatic tube, Jeff?
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Couldn’t this have been a pneumatic tube, Jeff?
Do you ever hear from a horny landscaper?
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Do you ever hear from a horny landscaper?
At some point, pants will go to the ground.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
At some point, pants will go to the ground.
I would not want to eat a meat puppet.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I would not want to eat a meat puppet.
That’s how you know you’ve got a good priest: when he says the immortal phrase, “And I'll be your business manager.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
That’s how you know you’ve got a good priest: when he says the immortal phrase, “And I'll be your business manager.”
J: In my bedroom, when I was building this house, I said, “I want orange shag carpet and I want long shag. Really long. Like as long as a worm you would use for fishing.”
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
J: In my bedroom, when I was building this house, I said, “I want orange shag carpet and I want long shag. Really long. Like as long as a worm you would use for fishing.”
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
Are you gonna slather Crisco on a gummy bear at some point in the process?
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Are you gonna slather Crisco on a gummy bear at some point in the process?