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Today I was reminded of how much I hate wasps. Whatever ecological purpose they serve, I fully endorse finding alternative providers. Extinction required.
The little monkey! T was practising the word “sorry” at 7am this morning.
Stick Man, oh Stick Man! Beware of the… bath!
#bathnight #toddler #toddlerlife
Many companies have a rule that no more than 2/x executives/ministers can be on the same flight, in case there’s a disaster.

The same applies to Elephant I and Elephant II, who shall always be kept in separate luggage, should one bag go missing.
Struggling today! A key reason for being oneanddad is to be able to progress through the various stages of parenthood without having to partially start all over again. Soon he'll get himself out of bed and make his own breakfast... in my slightly sore head anyway.
It’s time for the secret meeting of the curry club.

Ok, you can all be in on this secret, but T cannot know!

Takeaway incoming!
Puddles! Puddles everywhere, and there’s nothing we can do about it! Link in comments
Scotland or Sweden?!

Snowy scenes across the Pentland Hills and South Lanarkshire yesterday. A stunning drive that I’d love to do again in the summer while carrying more speed through corners.

Pentland Hills also a great racehorse that’s won me decent money before 🤭
Frankley awful services.
New year, new me, etc.
WTAF, BBC Scotland?!

No fireworks in Edinburgh, so you replay last year’s rather than show the ones in London?

Happy new year, anyway!
New Year’s resolution? Don’t let this happen. 🤦‍♂️

(Screenshot from about halfway through deleting.)
🍔 The world needs to know about Blackhorn burgers (📍St Andrews).

Been a non-negotiable stop every time we’re here for years. So good!

#StAndrews #burger
Yes, @gtfc.bsky.social, get in! Keep it up! #UTM
#OutOut in Glasgow. Child-free for a night! Love it! 🍻
Quarter of a tub of treeselets here.😳
4:41am. (Nearly) 2 year old has been awake for 3.5hrs. He’s now pouring milk from his bottle into the cap, which he’s using as a cup.

#BoxingDay #MakeItEnd #sleepdeprived
Should do this! But tbf I have a drawer of ‘go-to’ food in the freezer quick n dirty dinners. Do love a good sandwich though.
The storm before the calm.

Packing, repacking, finding hidden presents, wrapping, preparing the car, repacking, double-checking…

But tomorrow, a few hours on the motorway, ‘Dynamic mode’ on 🏎️ - plenty of time to unwind en route to Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿