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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 1d

“...Who replaced my kart-a with an RV?”

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🄲🄷🄰🅁🄻🄸🄴 @humanguycharlie.bsky.social · 3d

{ #SuperMarioRP | #NintendoRP | #OCRP | #MVRP }

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 2d

“That's good to know, but could you also hit-a a home run? That would be just about-a the most effective thing...”

[Luigi takes a baseball out of his pocket, ready to continue testing her skills.]

Ⓡⓔⓧⓐⓝⓝⓔ @rexy-the-yoshrex.bsky.social · 3d

⠀⠀“ Oh, no !! Hehe !! I thoughts you just wantes to see my skill ! I could hit like… million feets away !! ”

⠀⠀She said with an innocent grin, her tail wagging excitedly as she looked down at the plumber expectingly.

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 29d

[Luigi had a strange expression on his face. An expression that said he had completely forgotten about such a thing.]

“Soooo, let's-a say we don't have anything like that, WHICH OF COURSE WE DO, BY THE WAY...would it be so important?”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 5d

“If I die one day...will my body turn into Dry Luigi?”

“...AND THAT'S WHY I HATE HALLOWEEN, OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT!!”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 5d

“Shadow magic?! Where and how can I learn this?”

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 5d

“Shadow magic, but it takes practice.”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 5d

“Quick question, does anyone else know how to simply sink into the ground and disappear like that?”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 5d

“Quick question, does anyone else know how to simply sink into the ground and disappear like that?”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 6d

“Maybe I should train in case one day an opponent who is too strong for me comes along...BUT-A HOW am I supposed to do that in a month that is actively using my weak point?!”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 6d

“Well, then I'll come and visit your realm! I think visiting new places and meeting new people would be a good experience too!”

🌕 ᏝᏬᏃ ᏁᎾᏨᎬᎠᎯ ᏖᎻᎬ ᎶᎾᎾᎠ ᏯᎨᏖᏨᎻ🕯️ @witchluzura.bsky.social · 7d

" ...well ghist are just magic in the demon realm so...uhh no but you can still visit :D "

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Wait, are ALL the ghost there good, or are there a few bad ones too...? Because my only job is-a to catch the BAD spirits! I don't really want to hurt the good ones...”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

[Luigi gets back up after hopeless results. He slowly walks away, but his fear that there might be more powerful opponents than his archenemies remains.]

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

…no response.

I mean, were you expecting one with them now gone?

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“...DO WE NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DISAPPEARED THROUGH THE FLOOR?! How did you do that?!”

[Luigi goes on the ground and knocks on it, as if he is trying to sink through the ground himself.]

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“...DO WE NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU DISAPPEARED THROUGH THE FLOOR?! How did you do that?!”

[Luigi goes on the ground and knocks on it, as if he is trying to sink through the ground himself.]

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

“Hmmm… imma consider. Just don’t bore me and we’ll be a-okay!”

They sink into the ground and disappear from there.

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“I've already noticed that. After all, I was fighting someone who's an expert with the darkness...”

[Luigi spins around to try to keep up with the stretches.]

“But could you promise me you won't work with Bowser or King Boo or ANYONE who has a problem with my friends...? Pleeaase?”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Wait, are ALL the ghost there good, or are there a few bad ones too...? Because my only job is-a to catch the BAD spirits! I don't really want to hurt the good ones...”

🌕 ᏝᏬᏃ ᏁᎾᏨᎬᎠᎯ ᏖᎻᎬ ᎶᎾᎾᎠ ᏯᎨᏖᏨᎻ🕯️ @witchluzura.bsky.social · 7d

" pfft- don't worry it not that scary and there ghost over there and they are just nice people trust me i live there ! "

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“I've already noticed that. After all, I was fighting someone who's an expert with the darkness...”

[Luigi spins around to try to keep up with the stretches.]

“But could you promise me you won't work with Bowser or King Boo or ANYONE who has a problem with my friends...? Pleeaase?”

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

“HAH! Good luck with that! Darkness takes many forms, ya know!”

They chuckle as they bend their body at will, just stretching around the green plumber.

“I can even take the form of that pesky turtle, too! I ain’t gonna work for him,

He’d work with M E.”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, I at least hope that Bowser never hires you as one of his minions...”

[Luigi slowly tries to calm down. He wipes away a few beads of sweat on his forehead that he just got.]

“...Otherwise I'd have to use some of the overpowered power-ups to even stand a chance against-a you!”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Sure! Just try not to break the thing...”

[Luigi takes out the Poltergust and hands it to her.]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 7d

"Can I weild this... Airbending device?"

*She's holding her hands out, wanting to try out this machine*

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Something like that. But it's-a also very useful when I need to solve puzzles!”

[Luigi intentionally tries to hide the few times he used the vacuum cleaner for sports to gain an unfair advantage.]

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, I at least hope that Bowser never hires you as one of his minions...”

[Luigi slowly tries to calm down. He wipes away a few beads of sweat on his forehead that he just got.]

“...Otherwise I'd have to use some of the overpowered power-ups to even stand a chance against-a you!”

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, ofcourse i am. Like, what’s colder than the opposite of light?”

They cackle at how shocked the plumber was, before flicking his nose.

“Hell, i bet Nomal can burst a fire flower to flames, too.”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

[Luigi stood there in shock. He was so shocked by this power that he couldn't move for a moment.]

“You're... really qu-quite powerful. Not everyone I meet has the power to crush such a flower into nothing. Especially if said flower could freeze the sun...”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Thanks, that would make my work a lot easier...”

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂 @the5thone.bsky.social · 7d

“Oh uh ok?”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Sure! But only on one condition...I would need the ghosts we find there for my professor's collection.”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

[Luigi stood there in shock. He was so shocked by this power that he couldn't move for a moment.]

“You're... really qu-quite powerful. Not everyone I meet has the power to crush such a flower into nothing. Especially if said flower could freeze the sun...”

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

They grabbed the ice flower from him, it fracturing into billions of micro pieces just from how hard they were grasping it.

“NO. The situation had been resolved and really woulda been a huge help if it wasn’t that i told you WHEN I’M /OUT/ OF THE APARTMENT…”

“And yes, the kiddos are fine.”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

[Luigi's pointing finger begins to shake before he starts screaming in panic.]

“YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A BURNING APARTMENT?! Oh Mamma Mia, I'll get you help!!! ...Should I call the fire department or a doctor in this case? Whatever, I'll do it myself!!”

[He pulls out an ice flower.]

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Sure! But only on one condition...I would need the ghosts we find there for my professor's collection.”

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂 @the5thone.bsky.social · 7d

“Can I go with you? I love exploring places like Castles or Mansions.”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, there's still a bit of time until Halloween. I wonder if there's a mansion out there I can explore until then...?”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Something like that. But it's-a also very useful when I need to solve puzzles!”

[Luigi intentionally tries to hide the few times he used the vacuum cleaner for sports to gain an unfair advantage.]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 7d

"... A vaccum cleaner??

Is it some kind of Ghost killing machine?"

*Her world never had stuff like Vaccum cleaners, so she is naturally confused*

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Oh, that's just the name of the vacuum cleaner I use to defeat ghosts! It doesn't look particularly powerful, but it's a huge help!”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

[Luigi's pointing finger begins to shake before he starts screaming in panic.]

“YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A BURNING APARTMENT?! Oh Mamma Mia, I'll get you help!!! ...Should I call the fire department or a doctor in this case? Whatever, I'll do it myself!!”

[He pulls out an ice flower.]

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

They look up at the flame on them before shaking it off like a wet dog.

“Yeah about that, had a bitta trouble babysittin’ kids… who knew two children of Yin and Yang could burn down an apartment building.”

W H A T.

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Different topic... Would you perhaps need something like a water hose? Or a bucket of water?! Or maybe ANYTHING we could use to extinguish your flame there?!”

[Luigi points fearfully at the burning head in front of him.]

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Oh, that's just the name of the vacuum cleaner I use to defeat ghosts! It doesn't look particularly powerful, but it's a huge help!”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 7d

"You'll probably come across some ancient Fire and Earth bender warrior spirits within.

Also, Poltergust?"

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“This could be interesting! Hopefully, the ghosts there aren't anything my Poltergust can't handle...”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Different topic... Would you perhaps need something like a water hose? Or a bucket of water?! Or maybe ANYTHING we could use to extinguish your flame there?!”

[Luigi points fearfully at the burning head in front of him.]

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 7d

👁️‍🗨️

“How about no? There’s already alot happening, we don’t need someone getting his head cut off by Guesti.”

There’s a bit of black and white fire on their head. What happened?

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, there's still a bit of time until Halloween. I wonder if there's a mansion out there I can explore until then...?”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“DEMONS?! I may be well-versed in ghosts and turtles and know how to defeat them, but I'm-a not really sure about demons...”

🌕 ᏝᏬᏃ ᏁᎾᏨᎬᎠᎯ ᏖᎻᎬ ᎶᎾᎾᎠ ᏯᎨᏖᏨᎻ🕯️ @witchluzura.bsky.social · 7d

" i dont have a mansion ... but i have a place where demon reside eheh "

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“This could be interesting! Hopefully, the ghosts there aren't anything my Poltergust can't handle...”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 7d

"I think the Earthen Fire Refinery area has some old, abandoned houses with catacombs inside.

That'll be a scary trip.",

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, there's still a bit of time until Halloween. I wonder if there's a mansion out there I can explore until then...?”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 7d

“Well, there's still a bit of time until Halloween. I wonder if there's a mansion out there I can explore until then...?”

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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 8d

“Hopefully I won't be locked in a cage above lava again anytime soon...”

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