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· Jul 21
i came here to say i looked tan but upon further reflection, this may just be a sunburn. devastating
actual interaction with my mother:
mom: your turkey’s going to be better than mine. i’ve never brined my turkey. how big of a turkey did you get?
me: 15 lbs.
mom: hm. mine’s 19 lbs.
mom: your turkey’s going to be better than mine. i’ve never brined my turkey. how big of a turkey did you get?
me: 15 lbs.
mom: hm. mine’s 19 lbs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
actual interaction with my mother:
mom: your turkey’s going to be better than mine. i’ve never brined my turkey. how big of a turkey did you get?
me: 15 lbs.
mom: hm. mine’s 19 lbs.
mom: your turkey’s going to be better than mine. i’ve never brined my turkey. how big of a turkey did you get?
me: 15 lbs.
mom: hm. mine’s 19 lbs.
if my family doesn’t notice how much work i’ve put into the gym this year, i will buy them all early flights home
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
if my family doesn’t notice how much work i’ve put into the gym this year, i will buy them all early flights home
hush baby, hurry slowly is the spiritual successor to strangers and i just don’t know what else to tell you
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
hush baby, hurry slowly is the spiritual successor to strangers and i just don’t know what else to tell you
the worst part about doing a peloton ride is there are no gym boyfriends at home
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
the worst part about doing a peloton ride is there are no gym boyfriends at home
i stg my workout app is trying to kill me
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i stg my workout app is trying to kill me
does this read as frat party? be honest.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
does this read as frat party? be honest.
gonna take my feelings out back and old yeller them real quick brb
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
gonna take my feelings out back and old yeller them real quick brb
lobotomy, it feels so good
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
lobotomy, it feels so good
the completely illogical hatred for someone who snags the equipment you need right before you go to use it
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the completely illogical hatred for someone who snags the equipment you need right before you go to use it
it’s snowing. picture unrelated.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
it’s snowing. picture unrelated.
if you go dancing, i’ll go dancing too
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if you go dancing, i’ll go dancing too
how is it not friday yet?
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
how is it not friday yet?
been a minute since i’ve kissed for fun.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
been a minute since i’ve kissed for fun.
you ever just realizing you’ve been clenching your jaw for like three weeks?
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
you ever just realizing you’ve been clenching your jaw for like three weeks?
hush baby, hurry slowly
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hush baby, hurry slowly
i finally finished a game that i’ve spent over 130 hrs playing and it was still only about 87% complete. the perfectionist in me is screaming.
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i finally finished a game that i’ve spent over 130 hrs playing and it was still only about 87% complete. the perfectionist in me is screaming.
you ever wake up and just know it’s going to be one of those days where you get nothing done
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
you ever wake up and just know it’s going to be one of those days where you get nothing done
it’s not that deep unless you want it to be
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
it’s not that deep unless you want it to be
really unclear as to why Outlook always insists on autocompleting my name as Christmas
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
really unclear as to why Outlook always insists on autocompleting my name as Christmas
“i’m going to take a picture in your mirror when i watch your cats, just fyi” and i’m a man of my word
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“i’m going to take a picture in your mirror when i watch your cats, just fyi” and i’m a man of my word
she should be at the club
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
she should be at the club
imagine just being this small out in the world. just one speck of a cat.
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
imagine just being this small out in the world. just one speck of a cat.
i kiss for fun, it’s fun to kiss
October 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i kiss for fun, it’s fun to kiss
my whole camera roll at this point, but like…can you blame me?
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my whole camera roll at this point, but like…can you blame me?