~Flea~™️
@only1flea.bsky.social
Doctorate in sarcasm with a PhD in common sense.
Careful what you wish (and vote) for, people. You only get one life!
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Careful what you wish (and vote) for, people. You only get one life!
San Bruno is NOT Silicon Valley.
June 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
San Bruno is NOT Silicon Valley.
Just thinking out loud…
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just thinking out loud…
Who’s got the lifevests?
April 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who’s got the lifevests?
No, MElon, that’s not at all what happened…
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No, MElon, that’s not at all what happened…
Synchronized yawning😂
March 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Synchronized yawning😂
This is an absolutely horrible program to cut; NSCs and the monthly NCPCs are VITAL to both crime reduction and overall improvements and safety within each respective neighborhood — and are especially CRITICAL for areas like east and west Oakland. This is a huge blow to struggling communities.
March 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is an absolutely horrible program to cut; NSCs and the monthly NCPCs are VITAL to both crime reduction and overall improvements and safety within each respective neighborhood — and are especially CRITICAL for areas like east and west Oakland. This is a huge blow to struggling communities.
You know it’s true!
February 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You know it’s true!
What in the actual fuckstick.
February 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What in the actual fuckstick.
Coming soon, to a library and bookstore near you! We are excited to announce the next book in our Little Golden Book book series:
February 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Coming soon, to a library and bookstore near you! We are excited to announce the next book in our Little Golden Book book series:
And just like that, much of America and undoubtedly the rest of the world became united in prayer… even the agnostics and atheists.
February 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
And just like that, much of America and undoubtedly the rest of the world became united in prayer… even the agnostics and atheists.
Dear Internet,
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dear Internet,
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
Please, for the love of all that is holy, just STOP with this incredibly bizarre and creepy Seal seal image!!! The world can’t take much more. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Humankind
The comfort level with which he ‘commands’ the Oval Office — while Trump sits in awe and attendance — is beyond unsettling…
February 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The comfort level with which he ‘commands’ the Oval Office — while Trump sits in awe and attendance — is beyond unsettling…
It seems way too many people are forgetting this extremely important fact.
February 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It seems way too many people are forgetting this extremely important fact.
Not so much a conspiracy theory as all of this is most likely the result of Laurel and Hardy forcing the head of the FAA out… among other things and people!
February 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Not so much a conspiracy theory as all of this is most likely the result of Laurel and Hardy forcing the head of the FAA out… among other things and people!
Hallelujah! Let’s get forward momentum on this!
February 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hallelujah! Let’s get forward momentum on this!
Truth matters. Facts matter. Stay grounded.
February 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Truth matters. Facts matter. Stay grounded.
THEY REALLY ARE!!!
The quiet superhighway, per se 😉
The quiet superhighway, per se 😉
February 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
THEY REALLY ARE!!!
The quiet superhighway, per se 😉
The quiet superhighway, per se 😉
During Agent Orange One’s initial round of duck, duck, goose (1st presidency), I repeatedly said what I fear most with him in office is a real-life game of RISK. Risk used to be one of my favorite board games; HOWEVER, I have no desire to reenact it live! Round 2 is putting the U.S. squarely IN RISK
February 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
During Agent Orange One’s initial round of duck, duck, goose (1st presidency), I repeatedly said what I fear most with him in office is a real-life game of RISK. Risk used to be one of my favorite board games; HOWEVER, I have no desire to reenact it live! Round 2 is putting the U.S. squarely IN RISK
Very dark skies over DC, Balto, Virginia, and the entire U.S. this evening. When other countries make comments that America is imploding, something tragic like this just gives credence to that belief, unfortunately. Ugh.
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
January 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Very dark skies over DC, Balto, Virginia, and the entire U.S. this evening. When other countries make comments that America is imploding, something tragic like this just gives credence to that belief, unfortunately. Ugh.
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
RIP to all of the victims; our hearts go out to their families…
Fitting to post this on “Holocaust Remembrance Day,” don’t ya think?
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fitting to post this on “Holocaust Remembrance Day,” don’t ya think?
