The more episodes of #LastKingdom I watch, the more I speak like an English nobleman from the 9th century, my lord.

Dog insurance should cover lost balls

Watched Shaheen Afridi bowl at the Ageas over the summer - the man is an absolute cricketing beast.

He also held the door open for me when I was carrying several beers. I can report he smelt really good. This matters more.

#cwc23 #engvspak

Can we normalise everyone having a Spotify playlist called "My Funeral" so that our final moments aren't accompanied by some God-awful song we liked when we were 14, which our family has chosen ?

There's no better way to announce my arrival on a social network than by posting a picture of my dog in a hat.

Seamus has arrived on @bsky.app

#dogsinhats