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Opinionated Eurasian

@opinioneurasian.bsky.social

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Attorney. Clumsy. Mom of two. Friend of dogs. Tiny speck of blue in a very red state. I have opinions. 100% free. Disliked T since 1980’s. Bonus opinion: Nazis are bad. #blue #law #democracy #antiques #dogs #resist #travel #history #food #movies #humor

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 5m

As a retirement perk, I can still be on my employer’s health insurance plan by paying my own premium. This year I started getting letters encouraging me to find my own plan. Cheap bastards.

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 22h

Trump will establish his own Peace Prize, with himself as the first recipient.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone else 100% sure that Trump has made comments about whether he finds Maria Corina Machado attractive?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 2d

My is crisco and sugar.

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 3d

MAGA is convinced that ANTIFA has a headquarters, a leader, uniforms, and branches all over the country. What about membership cards? Monthly meetings?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 4d

Why? Why do I always have to deal with the most awful opposing counsel? They get in such a blood lust about “winning” that they ignore what their clients want done. It’s insane.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 5d

Stephen Miller is the poster child for men who make women instinctively uncomfortable.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 6d

Sometimes people make stupid mistakes. Sometimes an attorney makes that mistake on their behalf.

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 7d

I love this fashion statement!

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 7d

Suggestion: protesters should wear shirts that say “I am an American citizen.” That would be fair warning that ICE does not have jurisdiction to touch them.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 7d

Would anyone object if the Golden Ballroom is imploded when this nightmare is over?

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 9d

It’s another day in court, against the most misogynistic attorney in the state.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 10d

I think my autocorrected spears for speaks could make one of his rallies entertaining!

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 10d

Let’s follow the example of America’s generals. Resisters need to fill the seats wherever Trump spears and sit in stony silence with arms crossed. He needs to know that a large part of the country dislikes him and his harmful policies.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 11d

Some female attorneys only wear black or sedate colors. I wear red when I want to keep attention on me. Pink or other delicate colors are for the temperamental old school judge who likes to yell at attorneys but restrains himself because I look so ladylike.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 12d

If you want to record ICE, your phone will attract their attention. Look for a small body cam, which will be unobtrusive—and keep you safer.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 12d

Thankfully not!

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 13d

Attorney note: the second hardest person to question is a pathological liar. The hardest is a pathological liar who works as a car salesman.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 14d

I encourage the people of Portland to stand strong in the face of an invasion by the Trump administration.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 14d

I love them! All the elephants make my day!

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 14d

Not all heroes wear capes.

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 15d

I think you and I had the same Friday. I seem to get cases with the biggest jerks on the other side.

Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 15d

Companies that issue recall notices vastly underestimate my intent to buy an item and eat it the same day.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 16d

Men who want to father children are told to avoid acetaminophen because of potential sperm irregularities, just like they shouldn’t consume alcohol or drugs. Their contribution to fertilization is just as important as the egg.

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Opinionated Eurasian @opinioneurasian.bsky.social · 16d

I am annoyed at American news programs that invite talking heads from England to analyze American politics. The fancy accent does not fool me into believing them.