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New-ish to KC. I’m an ok first lay and a darn good fourth lay.
OMG how long until the dryer is done and I can finish packing? I have to get up at 4:15 in the morning to get to the airport. I ain’t got time for this shit.
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
OMG how long until the dryer is done and I can finish packing? I have to get up at 4:15 in the morning to get to the airport. I ain’t got time for this shit.
Granted my feed isn’t especially robust, but I don’t see anyone pointing out the fact that an OUT HOT HOMO was a solo feature in tonight’s halftime show. GIT IT RICKY MARTIN
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Granted my feed isn’t especially robust, but I don’t see anyone pointing out the fact that an OUT HOT HOMO was a solo feature in tonight’s halftime show. GIT IT RICKY MARTIN
Feeling nostalgic about Waldenbooks and B. Dalton.
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Feeling nostalgic about Waldenbooks and B. Dalton.
I don’t shave my pits. It’s just sparse like Mia Goth’s eyebrows.
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don’t shave my pits. It’s just sparse like Mia Goth’s eyebrows.
youtube.com/watch?v=btqH... I’m so hard for Canada right now.
Mark Carney's full speech at the World Economic Forum
YouTube video by National Post
youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=btqH... I’m so hard for Canada right now.
I joined the expensive gym (and turned off 3 streamers to justify the cost). Rich people be a lot more naked in the locker room. Who knew? I’ve seen more swinging dicks in two weeks than in four years at Planet Fitness.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I joined the expensive gym (and turned off 3 streamers to justify the cost). Rich people be a lot more naked in the locker room. Who knew? I’ve seen more swinging dicks in two weeks than in four years at Planet Fitness.
Ah, it gets gayer, whiter, and older! 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ah, it gets gayer, whiter, and older! 🤣
Tell me you’re a middle aged gay white guy without telling me you’re a middle aged gay white guy. I’m kinda surprised Pulp beat out Chappell Roan, but not totally surprised.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tell me you’re a middle aged gay white guy without telling me you’re a middle aged gay white guy. I’m kinda surprised Pulp beat out Chappell Roan, but not totally surprised.
You afraid they’re gonna come after gay marriage? Screw that. They want to make sodomy a crime again. They still hate us.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You afraid they’re gonna come after gay marriage? Screw that. They want to make sodomy a crime again. They still hate us.
I’d love a weekend of tenting at a gay campground and nerding out at a theme park, but my tent won’t fit in a carry on. I miss being within driving distance of the Busch Gardens/Sawmill combination.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’d love a weekend of tenting at a gay campground and nerding out at a theme park, but my tent won’t fit in a carry on. I miss being within driving distance of the Busch Gardens/Sawmill combination.
Ever look at yourself in the mirror and think “I look pretty good!”
And also “I totally wouldn’t fuck that guy”?
And also “I totally wouldn’t fuck that guy”?
October 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ever look at yourself in the mirror and think “I look pretty good!”
And also “I totally wouldn’t fuck that guy”?
And also “I totally wouldn’t fuck that guy”?
Wait, does “I can’t see taps” mean “I have notifications turned off (which is much more intentional)?” Or does it mean “I don’t know how settings work?”
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wait, does “I can’t see taps” mean “I have notifications turned off (which is much more intentional)?” Or does it mean “I don’t know how settings work?”
If you wanted to be an inflatable frog for Halloween I hope you already bought the costume. I hope to see lots of them tomorrow; they’ll be sold out and scarce as hen’s teeth for a few weeks!
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you wanted to be an inflatable frog for Halloween I hope you already bought the costume. I hope to see lots of them tomorrow; they’ll be sold out and scarce as hen’s teeth for a few weeks!
I left home early Tuesday morning, spent 23 hours in airports and on planes, spent 3 days in Europe (mostly for work), spent 23 more hours in airports and planes and now I’m home and JET LAG IS REAL, Y’ALL. I’m punchy as hell
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I left home early Tuesday morning, spent 23 hours in airports and on planes, spent 3 days in Europe (mostly for work), spent 23 more hours in airports and planes and now I’m home and JET LAG IS REAL, Y’ALL. I’m punchy as hell
I kinda wanna rail a twink.
October 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I kinda wanna rail a twink.
I ain’t mad at this pic
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I ain’t mad at this pic
I wouldn’t mind getting laid this weekend. If you’re that hot cashier at Whole Foods who totally checked me out, hmu 😆
September 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I wouldn’t mind getting laid this weekend. If you’re that hot cashier at Whole Foods who totally checked me out, hmu 😆
Apple’s Playground AI image generator thinks I’m a hot Pokémon professor!
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Apple’s Playground AI image generator thinks I’m a hot Pokémon professor!
Had a first meeting/coffee date with a flirty and remarkably handsome man today.
I ain’t mad about it
I ain’t mad about it
August 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Had a first meeting/coffee date with a flirty and remarkably handsome man today.
I ain’t mad about it
I ain’t mad about it