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optipess.bsky.social
Kristian Nygård
@optipess.bsky.social
Creator of Optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
His shift has ended
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy Christmas, dear reader!
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Finished Routine - and yes, the 13 year long wait was worth it! What an amazing horror experience. Loved every second of being completely terrified on the moon.
> Booting ROUTINE…

> Initializing lunar base exploration…

> Available now on Xbox Game Pass, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC, Xbox Cloud and Steam.

Only one way forward. ▌

► Xbox: www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...
► Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/606160/R...
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
ROUTINE is officially out, and the team at Lunar Software has shared a new devblog exploring the game’s journey.

Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Everyone"
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November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
True, that’s why I’m hoping for an announcement for Orange Box 2 instead. 🤓
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
> run routine.exe
█ INITIALIZING...

Just revealed at the @idatxbox.bsky.social x @ign.com Showcase.

► ROUTINE arrives on PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One & Game Pass on DECEMBER 4.

█ Keep your C.A.T ready. Your arrival to the lunar base is imminent.

> awaiting input_
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
October 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
January 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
(Reposted hopefully without typos this time.)
September 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
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September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
August 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
August 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Awesome game, awesome soundtrack!
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
July 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
New Optipess comic!
"Seeing Red"
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June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Seeing Red"
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June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM