Gonna start making shit up and posting it on Reddit

Tesla with a student driver bumper sticker in the middle of the road trying to decide if it should hit a newborn or an old person

Oh you're poly? Name 3 meshuggah songs

Trying to get cancelled so I can make a skeetlonger

*whispering to my friend after they say anything*:
"omg bro skeet that"

I'm glad I got to live through real authentic cringe and not fake cringe made for views

Omg what if instead of tweets they were called skeets

she bobbin on my boucher till i waterboy