Orphanotrophos f/k/a Copronymus
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The Spy Museum used to be in this building, and put up James Bond villain displays in windows before they moved. Nobody replaced them. So every Christmas, Xenia Onatopp and Largo look down menacingly on shoppers.
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Spy Museum used to be in this building, and put up James Bond villain displays in windows before they moved. Nobody replaced them. So every Christmas, Xenia Onatopp and Largo look down menacingly on shoppers.
Out with "voluntold", in with, "you have chosen, or been chosen by our benefactors"
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Out with "voluntold", in with, "you have chosen, or been chosen by our benefactors"
I will never mark an e-mail as High Importance. The recipient will know from just seeing my name that the message will be packed so full of invaluable insights and devastating bon mots that classifying it as merely highly important would seem crass.
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I will never mark an e-mail as High Importance. The recipient will know from just seeing my name that the message will be packed so full of invaluable insights and devastating bon mots that classifying it as merely highly important would seem crass.
In some sense I, too, belong here
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In some sense I, too, belong here
Buddy, you'd better believe I can overestimate the importance of all kinds of things. In fact, I did so easily. Do NOT try to tell me what is not possible for me to estimate, state, or rate -- under or over -- because I will always be able to. Always.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Buddy, you'd better believe I can overestimate the importance of all kinds of things. In fact, I did so easily. Do NOT try to tell me what is not possible for me to estimate, state, or rate -- under or over -- because I will always be able to. Always.
For sale: Quality of mercy, never strained
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For sale: Quality of mercy, never strained
Just a few weeks ago I had no idea how many people there are with the thought "what a great day to take my autogyro for a spin" in their heads at any given moment
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just a few weeks ago I had no idea how many people there are with the thought "what a great day to take my autogyro for a spin" in their heads at any given moment
Once again Woke Hollywood producers have said no to the mere $750 million I need for my painstakingly detailed and highly accurate recreation of one of the most dramatic moments of the 4th century -- but with a surprising modern twist -- The Battle of the MILFian Bridge
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Once again Woke Hollywood producers have said no to the mere $750 million I need for my painstakingly detailed and highly accurate recreation of one of the most dramatic moments of the 4th century -- but with a surprising modern twist -- The Battle of the MILFian Bridge
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please do not allow this shooting to unfairly color your opinion of people who text like they're writing a letter home from the civil war
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
please do not allow this shooting to unfairly color your opinion of people who text like they're writing a letter home from the civil war
RIP Saint Jerome, you would have loved having your name attached to this Successories-ass motivational quote
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
RIP Saint Jerome, you would have loved having your name attached to this Successories-ass motivational quote
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And always pivoting, pivoting, pivoting toward video
August 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And always pivoting, pivoting, pivoting toward video
Conducting research into an Internet personality and immediately closing the tab upon reading "known for his spunky personality"
August 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Conducting research into an Internet personality and immediately closing the tab upon reading "known for his spunky personality"
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walk-off no-swing catcher's interference
July 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
walk-off no-swing catcher's interference
Dennis the Peasant is possibly the most vindicated fictional character of all time
July 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Dennis the Peasant is possibly the most vindicated fictional character of all time
Overhearing a French tourist complain about American food except for Chipotle, reminding me that the leading French taco chain is pretending to be Irish and has cheese options like boursin and raclette: o-tacos.com/en/for-the-s...
The must haves - O'Tacos
o-tacos.com
July 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Overhearing a French tourist complain about American food except for Chipotle, reminding me that the leading French taco chain is pretending to be Irish and has cheese options like boursin and raclette: o-tacos.com/en/for-the-s...
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wikipedia is so important
June 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wikipedia is so important
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Please enjoy this table of possible future scenarios from a 1990s paper in a peer-reviewed journal on how to deal with nuclear waste storage in underground repositories in New Mexico. I found it while doing research for an article on nuclear waste storage. "WIPP" means "Waste Isolation Pilot Plant".
June 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Please enjoy this table of possible future scenarios from a 1990s paper in a peer-reviewed journal on how to deal with nuclear waste storage in underground repositories in New Mexico. I found it while doing research for an article on nuclear waste storage. "WIPP" means "Waste Isolation Pilot Plant".
To you he may be the dullard reporter who keeps getting ratioed, but to me he's my 3rd worst boss's husband who is, if it can be believed, even smugger in person than while posting.
May 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To you he may be the dullard reporter who keeps getting ratioed, but to me he's my 3rd worst boss's husband who is, if it can be believed, even smugger in person than while posting.
There's always more to learn about what's going on in the Catholic Church these days
May 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There's always more to learn about what's going on in the Catholic Church these days
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Budapest's tourist restaurants selling less goulash and more langos is yet another sign of the slow, sad decline of international Stew Culture
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Budapest's tourist restaurants selling less goulash and more langos is yet another sign of the slow, sad decline of international Stew Culture
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Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
The arc of history is long and bends toward hearing at length about what beefs your parents have with people they only see on TV
December 29, 2024 at 12:00 AM
The arc of history is long and bends toward hearing at length about what beefs your parents have with people they only see on TV