orpheee.bsky.social
@orpheee.bsky.social
unironically latinx
unparalleled joke btw
laughter is a certified class J drug

J as in ”Joker“
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
will i fumble it? have i already fumbled it? did i not even had the ball in the first place?
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 AM
im so fortunate
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
im so happy
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
im so stupid
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 AM
170usd for an almost new nintendo switch is good deal right?
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
me when i’m in a good mood: external circumstances can’t affect me, im in a higher plane of existence

me when im sad: im just a human that wants deep connection and love, is it bad to feel things?
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i hate when people don’t communicate
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
the phone is the greatest threat to humanity
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Reposted
"what if we slowed down your eval times *and* made the code way harder to follow"

- flake-parts
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
maybe i still have a chance with my crush
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
these days i’ve been finding lots of gems
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
the perfect human-machine interface is a mental/thought one, sadly, it’s the most dystopian too
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
do you think building a programming language interpreter that runs locally or in the browser is a bonus as a junior applicant?
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i love this album so much
the artist: 👨🏼‍🦲, the art:
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
my school is unparalleled in how often they fuck up stuff
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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if you went to college you shouldnt participate in society
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
i hate that some albums are absolute gems when listened with headphones but otherwise are just noise
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
laughter is a certified class J drug

J as in ”Joker“
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
- its bad i know, but that’s how things work, the rich are afraid so they protect their money like anybody would, even harming others
- so if trump invaded would you agree it is his right to do so?
- well that would be bad but i would just move to another country

real conversation i heard
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
<first day of classes, each student presents themselves>

prof: what have you liked about the degree?
me: hmm i think almost nothing
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
browsing r/indieheadscirclejerk, as one does, i found a post about essentials from /mu/ (the 4chan board?!), then browsed and found a subgenre of "experimental": "plunderphonics", with this being the first album of the list i found on apple music, and instantly loved it. i need to do this more often
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Reposted
L'existence de Gregory Bovino implique l'existence d'un Gregory Ovino et d'un Gregory Caprino
January 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
how do people actually deploy their production apps? its not like they manually stop/start their containers, not do all of they pay for vercel right?
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM