Orson Worson
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Lawrence, Stone, Piggy — my three middle school crushes in one movie
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Lawrence, Stone, Piggy — my three middle school crushes in one movie
Love Basie, but his Beatle Bag somehow seems to miss the core impression of every tune
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Love Basie, but his Beatle Bag somehow seems to miss the core impression of every tune
New Lily Allen record is all like
It’s the strangest thing
You put me through hell, boy
It’s the strangest thing
You put me through hell, boy
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
New Lily Allen record is all like
It’s the strangest thing
You put me through hell, boy
It’s the strangest thing
You put me through hell, boy
Something a random kid in your group project tells you
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Something a random kid in your group project tells you
Ai art is a dumb sci-fi marketing term for what we should just be calling “fakes”
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ai art is a dumb sci-fi marketing term for what we should just be calling “fakes”
Threads is a dangerous place for someone like me. You can have any sort of argument you want there. Arguments you could never even dream of.
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Threads is a dangerous place for someone like me. You can have any sort of argument you want there. Arguments you could never even dream of.
Ok so this is an interesting phenomenon. I could’ve sworn George Santos died in prison in the 80s. I remember learning this in elementary school.
Following his release from federal prison, ex-Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) says he would like to devote his life to prison reform.
Santos said he spent nearly half of his time in solitary confinement, an experience he said was dehumanizing.
Santos said he spent nearly half of his time in solitary confinement, an experience he said was dehumanizing.
George Santos, freed by Trump, says he wants to reform American prisons
“There is nothing more that I want to do than to focus and dedicate my entire life to prison reform,” Santos said.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ok so this is an interesting phenomenon. I could’ve sworn George Santos died in prison in the 80s. I remember learning this in elementary school.
I think I could eat 1000 mozzarella sticks
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think I could eat 1000 mozzarella sticks
Reposted by Orson Worson
Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19734
Modern version of Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin’’ where, instead of mentioning Elvis, the line is instead, “she’s a good girl, crazy ‘bout Alba” (like Jessica Alba)
October 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Modern version of Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin’’ where, instead of mentioning Elvis, the line is instead, “she’s a good girl, crazy ‘bout Alba” (like Jessica Alba)
I don’t think Taylor Swift likes music
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don’t think Taylor Swift likes music
I think it’s time they add the Nobel prize for comedy
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I think it’s time they add the Nobel prize for comedy
Nobel peace prize is an incomprehensible concept anyway, but it’s weird to see all these articles today treating Trump as a reasonable contender for it
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Nobel peace prize is an incomprehensible concept anyway, but it’s weird to see all these articles today treating Trump as a reasonable contender for it
I don’t usually do politics, but I ordered a mint julep at the bar last night in memory of Charlie Kirk because it’s what’s right.
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don’t usually do politics, but I ordered a mint julep at the bar last night in memory of Charlie Kirk because it’s what’s right.
If you’re on your 12th album you need to be making experimental music
October 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you’re on your 12th album you need to be making experimental music
Taylor Swift? never heard of him.
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Taylor Swift? never heard of him.