Sun-headed Deity of Tamgaly
@oscarfranklin.bsky.social
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Bloody do-gooder. Pro-Europe, anti-Tory, tofu-eating wokerati.
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oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Nice! I've made a load of pear chutney this year and will make some green tomato chutney this weekend, but no jam. Still have some plum jam from 3 years ago mind.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Quite glad I didn't apply for that driving job now, I get seasick on wet grass...
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Thinking of the poor interpreters who translated "nous avons besoin de la sagesse des Normands" directly into English and couldn't understand what was so funny...
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Just donate a few marbles to charity mate, and forgive yourself.
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Coffee in aeropress because quick, walk dog, get kids out of door, feed dog, coffee in moka pot because stronger, open laptop. No bells or anything.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
We live in a coffee-and-tea household. I once counted 37 different types of tea around the kitchen and the big cupboard. Then realised I must have 20-odd bits of coffee paraphernalia so I kept my mouth shut.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Not that serious if she's no shoes on Gary
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Worse than that - it's a MAGA signifier: bsky.app/profile/osca...
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Just googled "Dr. Pepper right wing" on a hunch and it seems it's MAGA coded, often prominently on show by MAGA/Republicans in e.g. congressional hearings, and invented in Waco, Texas. So matey here is trying to tell us something.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Philipson because I can't remember the other one's name.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
The Gregorian Century. Riots and confusion as people think they've been robbed of 75 years of their lives.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Hard agree. Also, "All washed down with..." from food reviews really really annoys me. As if you're sluicing a dirty barn.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Just googled "Dr. Pepper right wing" on a hunch and it seems it's MAGA coded, often prominently on show by MAGA/Republicans in e.g. congressional hearings, and invented in Waco, Texas. So matey here is trying to tell us something.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
"What's for supper Mum?"

"Spaghettoes"

Works perfectly. My point stands.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
It's worse than that - between a father and a daughter as well.
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Asking people to pay for goods would kill the shoplifting industry ...
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
At least you gave it 110%. Can't ask for more.
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The old saying - "Where there's Muck, there's Rhum and Eigg too".
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Nigel is parodying football pundits' post-match "analysis".
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Joke's on you, I have a potato.

My lord, obvs.
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The guy on the far left wants to legalise incest.
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
Worth it though if I can be King. What's that? I died before I reached 5 years of age? That sucks man, that can't be right...
oscarfranklin.bsky.social
"Those trees...they're speaking German..."