Nick
@osirisquang.bsky.social
Lowest common denominator politics can fuck off. So can sight reading, but at least I’m improving at that…
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Let’s be absolutely clear about this. Criticising Israeli foreign policy is not antisemitism.
Let’s be absolutely clear about this. Criticising Israeli foreign policy is not antisemitism.
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Let’s be absolutely clear about this. Criticising Israeli foreign policy is not antisemitism.
So if I make a disparaging comment about Trump in here, then I can avoid mandatory stateside work events for five years?
Just checking, you vulva-necked orange travesty…
Just checking, you vulva-necked orange travesty…
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So if I make a disparaging comment about Trump in here, then I can avoid mandatory stateside work events for five years?
Just checking, you vulva-necked orange travesty…
Just checking, you vulva-necked orange travesty…
Kier Starmer - “I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government”
I want a PM with Nye Bevan’s opinion of Tories: ‘Vermin’
I want a PM with Nye Bevan’s opinion of Tories: ‘Vermin’
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Kier Starmer - “I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government”
I want a PM with Nye Bevan’s opinion of Tories: ‘Vermin’
I want a PM with Nye Bevan’s opinion of Tories: ‘Vermin’
The new US security strategy absolutely in accord with Russia’s aims in Europe, coupled with Russian assets in both the European and (arguably) the British Parliaments could be the greatest example of geopolitical sleight of hand in history.
When Farage said he admired Putin, I think I know why now
When Farage said he admired Putin, I think I know why now
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The new US security strategy absolutely in accord with Russia’s aims in Europe, coupled with Russian assets in both the European and (arguably) the British Parliaments could be the greatest example of geopolitical sleight of hand in history.
When Farage said he admired Putin, I think I know why now
When Farage said he admired Putin, I think I know why now
With Labour rendering themselves unelectable for a generation, The Green Party needs one thing now: redundancy.
It needs more capable speakers like @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Rachael, and an unshakable commitment to core principles
I’d even say it could really use @zarahsultana.bsky.social too
It needs more capable speakers like @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Rachael, and an unshakable commitment to core principles
I’d even say it could really use @zarahsultana.bsky.social too
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
With Labour rendering themselves unelectable for a generation, The Green Party needs one thing now: redundancy.
It needs more capable speakers like @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Rachael, and an unshakable commitment to core principles
I’d even say it could really use @zarahsultana.bsky.social too
It needs more capable speakers like @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Rachael, and an unshakable commitment to core principles
I’d even say it could really use @zarahsultana.bsky.social too
Here’s a song I wrote years ago. It’s about being engraved with a mark you don’t want, but which becomes familiar and comfortable
azenguitar.bandcamp.com/track/every-...
azenguitar.bandcamp.com/track/every-...
Every Single Song, by A Zen Guitar
from the album Kensho
azenguitar.bandcamp.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Here’s a song I wrote years ago. It’s about being engraved with a mark you don’t want, but which becomes familiar and comfortable
azenguitar.bandcamp.com/track/every-...
azenguitar.bandcamp.com/track/every-...
Farage’s history of racism Is patently a dead cat. We need to talk about RUSSIA
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Farage’s history of racism Is patently a dead cat. We need to talk about RUSSIA
Given that he’s widely known to hate it from his school days, I don't understand why people don’t pronounce his name ‘Fromage’
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Given that he’s widely known to hate it from his school days, I don't understand why people don’t pronounce his name ‘Fromage’
“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel”
Samuel Johnson, 1775
Samuel Johnson, 1775
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel”
Samuel Johnson, 1775
Samuel Johnson, 1775
Jeremy Corbyn has solid Democratic Socialist convictions, but he’s a mealy-mouthed cocksucker.
Describing his relationship with Sultana he managed to sound slimy, just like when he patently lied about calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’
The tattered remains of the left need to regroup. Quickly.
Describing his relationship with Sultana he managed to sound slimy, just like when he patently lied about calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’
The tattered remains of the left need to regroup. Quickly.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Jeremy Corbyn has solid Democratic Socialist convictions, but he’s a mealy-mouthed cocksucker.
Describing his relationship with Sultana he managed to sound slimy, just like when he patently lied about calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’
The tattered remains of the left need to regroup. Quickly.
Describing his relationship with Sultana he managed to sound slimy, just like when he patently lied about calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’
The tattered remains of the left need to regroup. Quickly.
Nathan Gill - “poking the Russian bear is very dangerous.”
Nigel Farage - “when you poke the Russian bear with a stick don’t be surprised when he reacts”
Nathan Gill is in prison
Nigel Farage is not.
Can anyone help me out here?
Nigel Farage - “when you poke the Russian bear with a stick don’t be surprised when he reacts”
Nathan Gill is in prison
Nigel Farage is not.
Can anyone help me out here?
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nathan Gill - “poking the Russian bear is very dangerous.”
Nigel Farage - “when you poke the Russian bear with a stick don’t be surprised when he reacts”
Nathan Gill is in prison
Nigel Farage is not.
Can anyone help me out here?
Nigel Farage - “when you poke the Russian bear with a stick don’t be surprised when he reacts”
Nathan Gill is in prison
Nigel Farage is not.
Can anyone help me out here?
‘Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken’ is simultaneously the saddest, most hopeless and yet optimistic line in all of pop…
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
‘Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken’ is simultaneously the saddest, most hopeless and yet optimistic line in all of pop…
Telling racists that the person they most admire used to be *even more* shamelessly racist is a waste of time
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Telling racists that the person they most admire used to be *even more* shamelessly racist is a waste of time
I can’t defend much of what this government has done, but the very idea that Rachel Reeves can fix a broken economy with less than a year in power and a budget that people will be queuing up to rubbish is rank nonsense
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I can’t defend much of what this government has done, but the very idea that Rachel Reeves can fix a broken economy with less than a year in power and a budget that people will be queuing up to rubbish is rank nonsense
What if Farage has been taking Russian money too? What if he was just better than Gill in hiding the paper trail?
Just asking questions about filthy lucre, Nige
Just asking questions about filthy lucre, Nige
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
What if Farage has been taking Russian money too? What if he was just better than Gill in hiding the paper trail?
Just asking questions about filthy lucre, Nige
Just asking questions about filthy lucre, Nige
I wish Zack Polanski would stop saying ‘since I became leader’.
Everything else about him is on point though…
Everything else about him is on point though…
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I wish Zack Polanski would stop saying ‘since I became leader’.
Everything else about him is on point though…
Everything else about him is on point though…
Nathan Gill got ten years. I swear I saw Farage parroting the exact same narrative around the same time as him back in the day.
Nigel getting a ten stretch would probably give me a decade long priapism. Just saying.
Nigel getting a ten stretch would probably give me a decade long priapism. Just saying.
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nathan Gill got ten years. I swear I saw Farage parroting the exact same narrative around the same time as him back in the day.
Nigel getting a ten stretch would probably give me a decade long priapism. Just saying.
Nigel getting a ten stretch would probably give me a decade long priapism. Just saying.
This is going to draw indifferent shrugs from the right, and the Labour Party faithful will be disgusted.
I’ve said it before - you can’t out-cunt Farage. He’ll drag you to the bottom and beat you with experience…
I’ve said it before - you can’t out-cunt Farage. He’ll drag you to the bottom and beat you with experience…
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This is going to draw indifferent shrugs from the right, and the Labour Party faithful will be disgusted.
I’ve said it before - you can’t out-cunt Farage. He’ll drag you to the bottom and beat you with experience…
I’ve said it before - you can’t out-cunt Farage. He’ll drag you to the bottom and beat you with experience…
If I opened a Chinese restaurant, I’d call it Mama Huhu’s.
if you know, you know…
if you know, you know…
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If I opened a Chinese restaurant, I’d call it Mama Huhu’s.
if you know, you know…
if you know, you know…
The move for post-Brexit independence is growing in Scotland and Wales, and England is actually stupid enough to put Nigel Farage in number 10. It’s now becoming clear just how effective Putin’s long term geopolitical strategy to destabilise Europe has actually been.
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The move for post-Brexit independence is growing in Scotland and Wales, and England is actually stupid enough to put Nigel Farage in number 10. It’s now becoming clear just how effective Putin’s long term geopolitical strategy to destabilise Europe has actually been.
Zack Polanski is beginning to show the signs of a capable leader of the Greens. I hope he’s got the resilience to resist the incoming character assassinations from billionaire media and Reformorons.
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Zack Polanski is beginning to show the signs of a capable leader of the Greens. I hope he’s got the resilience to resist the incoming character assassinations from billionaire media and Reformorons.
Both Sides Now. Too fast, and not legato enough, but I’m improving…
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Both Sides Now. Too fast, and not legato enough, but I’m improving…
I always feel a bit violated when a barber does my eyebrows without asking…
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I always feel a bit violated when a barber does my eyebrows without asking…