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ouphe.bsky.social
Ouphentoinger
@ouphe.bsky.social
Leader of the Pibb Xtra Revolution

Ratatoing Prophet

Active Magic the Gathering & Grand Archive player
They call me Pibbhamut, where they = nobody.

Mathmatician, I've been referred.

Phrases, including "mathematician" are false.

I've played Blue Prince for over 300 hours and I was deeply impressed.
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The hunt is ending.
My Taco Bell no longer serves the Pepster.
Change is upon us all.
A good one
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I've been thinking about this card so much. It's so good, but I've already got a blink commander. Maybe Legacy?

I've been farting for hours
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Are farts butt's cries for our poor choices?
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
OOOOOOH YEAAAH BABY THIS IS THE NEWS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
#Lorwyneclipsed
#ouphe
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me after I take my Wall-E human-built ass to the porch to pick up my Bubbakoos
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How Milkmen must've seen themselves bringing dairy to the steps of your house in 1921
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My next 1,000 card conquest.
Hopeful that it isn't a competitive banger, but I wouldn't complain
#mtglorwyn
#lorwyneclipsed
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am chronically addicted to BBW Wallflowers refills. I have so mamy I WILL SMELL EVERTYTHING
#bathandbodyworks
#goodsmelly
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I own 1,000 of this motherfucker. NOBODY DOES THAT BUTT (ANUS) ME! I am the best D-U-C-K-E-R ON THIS WHOLE ASS (RECTUM) EARTH.

I'm no Sonic Chick peddling river mutant. I'm not a Sonic Bird fuzzy asscheek consumer. I'M THE DUCKER OF NEW ENGLAND.

My domino is unable to be toppled. #sonicduck
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If my nuts became buttholes, this would make more sense to me.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Honey, wake up! Megashits-in-a-box just dropped!"

I wish to ingest whatever was smoked to make this possible AND I want this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fucking Cinema in my mouth, imo
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
August 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I want to speak to me.
I NEED to speak to me!
I'm Bob!!
July 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
These soda flavors are getting outta hand
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If this legend isn't back for #MTGLorwyn, I declare it a criminal offense.
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Mr explaining to me dumpster about stupid he did
June 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Bahanah: Ack this is heavy
June 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Blaziken is not a chicken
June 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Whatchu-say? ass look
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
My trim is the Mystery Box. Umbrella audited
June 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Mrs. Puff deck box? Oh yeah
-Pearl Jan
June 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pibb is toi hard to find
sad days not today though
June 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Imagine being a Ceaser to get a swiss back and a salad?????
June 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM