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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026
@ouranea.bsky.social
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she/her | conservation biologist | wild and pure and forever free | ἄνασσα ἀνδρῶν | kαι συ τέκνον! | average speedrun enjoyer
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 8h
Giving in to the female urge of bulk-buying 60 small European wild pear trees
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oocrpgmaker.bsky.social
Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · Feb 21
#RPGMaker
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 3d
"Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?"
"Mhhm. Warum hast 'ne Maske auf?"
"Weil ich das Infektionsrisiko damit erwiesenermaßen um 70% reduziere."
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 4d
The grass isn't always greener on the other side, but it for sure is greener where you care for it.
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 4d
Spitting the truth here!

(Or to share the slightly vulgar German saying: Wer ficken will, muss freundlich sein)
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 4d
Some nerds think they can't find a partner because they are ugly

When actually there's nothing wrong with the way they look

The reason they can't find a partner is that they are fundamentally incurious about other people, extremely selfish and obnoxious to be around
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Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 4d
#RPGMaker
Soll, der Gott des Todes, redet darüber wie er ein leckeres Ende mit Sauce und Reis als Beilage für die Protagonisten zubereiten möchte.
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 6d
I'm not a violent woman.

But seeing a certain man's face? It makes me want to punch a door frame for real.
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 7d
You get me!
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 7d
Coffee is just tea made from ground beans.

Tea is just coffee made from leaves.
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oocrpgmaker.bsky.social
Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 27d
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TrueMG: "Wo ist SCHERZ? Ich will Scherz töten! Ich habe noch eine Rechnung mit diesen Verbrecher offen!"
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Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 23d
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Im Tal des Schreckens Titelbildschirm. Der Titel wurde billig mit Paint draufgemalt und das Wort "Schreckens" schlängelt sich um ein Schwert herum.
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Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 15d
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Ja, Was wollt ihr hier? Wieso hast du alle umgebracht! Mir ist Langweilig, Deswegen habe ich alle getötet. Und nun wirst du auch Sterben.
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oocrpgmaker.bsky.social
Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 9d
Eingesendet von @quicknerd.bsky.social
Vorsicht, hohe Lautstärke!
#RPGMaker
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Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 7d
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Rocky Lincourt's Party was victorious! 4000 EXP received! 8000Cheetos found!
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 8d
Thinking about Master Collection Volume 2

I really hope they port Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots so all my friends who played it when they were little boys can enjoy it again as grown up women
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Teabree Shark @nurse.fish · 11d
Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 10d
Have a block recommendation from me.

:)
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 11d
a pixelated image of a man wearing glasses with the letter e behind him
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Natascha Strobl @nataschastrobl.bsky.social · 11d
Battle-Rap-Qualität, es zahlt sich aus Leute als staff zu haben, die mit der aktuellen Welt interagieren und nicht Phrasen wie vor 20 Jahren schreiben.
Das war der knock out punch im Rennen um den Bürgermeistersessel.
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oocrpgmaker.bsky.social
Out Of Context RPG Maker @oocrpgmaker.bsky.social · 17d
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Thorsten Worms von Carglass: Gegen meinen Steinschlag hast du keine Chance!
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Tunahead @tunahead.bsky.social · 14d
@oocrpgmaker.bsky.social
Screens like this will never not be funny to me.
Super Mario in a moody setting in which he says: "This must be place the princess told me about."
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Xoneris @xoneris.bsky.social · Sep 13
You know as a kid people want to become a pokemon trainer or go to hogwarts and stuff like that right?

Well I'm now an adult and I want to become a phantom thief! 😭
#Persona5
a man in a suit is surrounded by blue flames .
ALT: a man in a suit is surrounded by blue flames .
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Ouranea @ BSG PLUS 2026 @ouranea.bsky.social · 14d
Whenever I have a bad day I go back to the highlights of the 2014 WC game Germany versus Brazil and I instantaneously feel better.
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