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Richard Eltringham
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Beware of #chinese spires. MI5’s advice is if you see them peaking…duck
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Probably Ed Davey forgot to take his snorkel out of his mouth after one of his stunts. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Two arrested over phone hidden in Commons to reportedly play sex noises during PMQs
Police believe device was deliberately planted near frontbench to disrupt proceedings, prompting heightened security in parliament
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We are, essentially, sentient puddles queuing for coffee, arguing about bins and Googling “entropy” like it’s a personality trait.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@number10cat.bsky.social Larry the Cat has officially become the longest continuous resident of Downing Street since William Pitt the Younger, surpassing all Prime Ministers in tenure www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
A rats to riches story: Larry the Downing Street cat finds place in TV spotlight
Popularity of Britain’s top mouser – ‘the guy to meet in No 10’ – to feature in documentary series
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Losing the royal lodge isn’t that awful. I once stayed in the Travel Lodge and someone had pissed in the kettle
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The emperor penguins, once climate icons, have issued a statement: “We’re flattered, but please redirect your guilt. The chocolate lads are melting faster than we are.” www.bbc.com/news/article...
Penguin and Club bars can no longer be described as chocolate - BBC News
The rising cost of cocoa has led to the manufacturers changing their recipe.
www.bbc.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This will leave you with a horrible picture of #RichardMadeley sat on a dessert island in his off white y-fronts www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - The Island, Series 1
Stephen Mangan washes up on the actual island from Desert Island Discs. He is not alone.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Profiting out of other people’s misery
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Apparently dogs will only poo facing north
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cover Britain in bat tunnels and let the trains run free www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why does it cost £100m for HS2 to protect bats? - BBC News
Questions have been asked after HS2 said it had to apply for more than 8,000 consents.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Vampire revenge
December 29, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Thousands try to leave #Britain this #BoxingDay
December 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
At last, we've made it to 'The Shortest Day' #wintersolstice
December 21, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I’m surprised the tree stake hasn’t got a guard wrapped around it #treeplanting #greeninfrastructure
December 9, 2024 at 12:38 PM
What happens when you dig up your garden and replace it with block paving #southwales www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sinkhole Merthyr Tydfil: Homes evacuated on Pant estate - BBC News
About 30 homes are believed to have been evacuated and people were told to avoid the area.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 2, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Cone of beer, please #thealestone #leicester
November 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 PM
MechanicalTreeTM – Carbon collect
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November 23, 2024 at 4:24 PM