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Text from Outer Wilds, 22-ish minutes after the hour, every hour.
Contains spoilers! / Quotes from Outer Wilds + Echoes of the Eye DLC by @mobiusdigitalgames.com / Bot maintained by @mascott.pizza
Contains spoilers! / Quotes from Outer Wilds + Echoes of the Eye DLC by @mobiusdigitalgames.com / Bot maintained by @mascott.pizza
...I dunno, I’m no time loop expert. I’m just gonna sit here and ponder the intricacies of time and space. Maybe take a nap, too, if I feel like it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
...I dunno, I’m no time loop expert. I’m just gonna sit here and ponder the intricacies of time and space. Maybe take a nap, too, if I feel like it.
And honestly, we don’t know all that much about what’s out there. The farther you go, the less we know! As such, it’s well within the realm of possibility such a planet exists.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
And honestly, we don’t know all that much about what’s out there. The farther you go, the less we know! As such, it’s well within the realm of possibility such a planet exists.
I need to find Hornfels.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I need to find Hornfels.
Hasty segue.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hasty segue.
Anyway, you’ll need to get the launch codes from Hornfels at the observatory before you can lift off. Just bring those here once you’ve said your goodbyes or whatever.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Anyway, you’ll need to get the launch codes from Hornfels at the observatory before you can lift off. Just bring those here once you’ve said your goodbyes or whatever.
ILEX: If we built a new Vessel, we could return to our adventurous way of life. Imagine all the new places we could go! Our clan wouldn’t be stuck here in this star system.
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ILEX: If we built a new Vessel, we could return to our adventurous way of life. Imagine all the new places we could go! Our clan wouldn’t be stuck here in this star system.
PYE: Kindly refrain from going supernova on me before the sun does, Idaea.
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
PYE: Kindly refrain from going supernova on me before the sun does, Idaea.
Remember landing our ship on the Sun Station?
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Remember landing our ship on the Sun Station?
PHLOX: The Giant’s Deep tower, for instance, could resemble a cyclone. And we could model the Timber Hearth tower after a geyser mountain!
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
PHLOX: The Giant’s Deep tower, for instance, could resemble a cyclone. And we could model the Timber Hearth tower after a geyser mountain!
Honestly. One of these days I’m gonna throw off Slate’s thrust-to-weight ratio.
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Honestly. One of these days I’m gonna throw off Slate’s thrust-to-weight ratio.
Is the Eye natural, or artificial?
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Is the Eye natural, or artificial?
Gabbro here, checking in on the deep space satellite per ground control's request to check out a possible equipment problem. See, Hornfels? I do too work!
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Gabbro here, checking in on the deep space satellite per ground control's request to check out a possible equipment problem. See, Hornfels? I do too work!
DIN: But suppose that beacon is false!
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
DIN: But suppose that beacon is false!
As for land masses, I’ve counted four islands, including this one. There’s also the one with that Nomai statue I saw on the beach.
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
As for land masses, I’ve counted four islands, including this one. There’s also the one with that Nomai statue I saw on the beach.
The Nomai on Ember Twin observed a moon that would disappear when no one was watching.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The Nomai on Ember Twin observed a moon that would disappear when no one was watching.
YARROW: However, this is the closest we have ever been. The Ash Twin Project is theoretically sound; we were only unable to power it. Perhaps there is another way.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
YARROW: However, this is the closest we have ever been. The Ash Twin Project is theoretically sound; we were only unable to power it. Perhaps there is another way.
Ever tried throwing your scout into one of these weird seeds? See there, with the little opening? It’s just big enough to launch one through.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ever tried throwing your scout into one of these weird seeds? See there, with the little opening? It’s just big enough to launch one through.
Oh geez, Feldspar would just use the time loop to try increasingly outlandish stunts, wouldn't they. Might be a good thing they aren't aware of it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh geez, Feldspar would just use the time loop to try increasingly outlandish stunts, wouldn't they. Might be a good thing they aren't aware of it.
The Nomai planned to construct technology capable of producing a 22-minute negative time interval on Ash Twin.
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Nomai planned to construct technology capable of producing a 22-minute negative time interval on Ash Twin.
If a star is massive enough, it will continue to fuse carbon into even heavier elements like iron.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If a star is massive enough, it will continue to fuse carbon into even heavier elements like iron.
SOLANUM: Is this your first time on the Quantum Moon? It’s my first time here.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
SOLANUM: Is this your first time on the Quantum Moon? It’s my first time here.
Nice. Did I look busy in it? I hope I looked busy.
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Nice. Did I look busy in it? I hope I looked busy.
This song is new to me, but I am honored to be a part of it.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This song is new to me, but I am honored to be a part of it.
I thought about it some more, and I think that means our minds have gone through all these loops, but we haven’t actually gone through them ourselves.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I thought about it some more, and I think that means our minds have gone through all these loops, but we haven’t actually gone through them ourselves.