Phil E. Buster
@overpricedvodka.com
🙋🏿: Rafi D'Angelo
🏠: Wall Street, NYC
📝: overpricedvodka.com
📸: instagram.com/overpricedvodka
📧: [email protected]
Bi. Black. Boring.
Mostly music and reality TV.
🏠: Wall Street, NYC
📝: overpricedvodka.com
📸: instagram.com/overpricedvodka
📧: [email protected]
Bi. Black. Boring.
Mostly music and reality TV.
Pinned
Phil E. Buster
@overpricedvodka.com
· Nov 17
Going to pin this at the top for awhile so old mutuals will recognize me and strangers will know that:
1. I'm a Black man
2. I read books
3. I have a lot of hair
4. I'm often on my way to treat myself to a nice little nap
1. I'm a Black man
2. I read books
3. I have a lot of hair
4. I'm often on my way to treat myself to a nice little nap
On a mission to try random restaurants in my neighborhood...
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
February 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
On a mission to try random restaurants in my neighborhood...
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
So many things are actually "pedophile sex ring" that now y'all believe the most innocuous things are "pedophile sex ring" and you're exhausting regular people who want to keep up, stay informed, apply pressure, and push for repercussions.
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
So many things are actually "pedophile sex ring" that now y'all believe the most innocuous things are "pedophile sex ring" and you're exhausting regular people who want to keep up, stay informed, apply pressure, and push for repercussions.
My current conspiracy theory is around Jill Zarin being fired from the RHONY reboot because plenty of reality stars have said way worse and kept their jobs.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
ALT: a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
My current conspiracy theory is around Jill Zarin being fired from the RHONY reboot because plenty of reality stars have said way worse and kept their jobs.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
I met a guy in a bar and on the train back to my apt, we realized he was born in the 2000s while I was born in the 1980s and he said, "that's okay because elderly people always have better snacks."
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I met a guy in a bar and on the train back to my apt, we realized he was born in the 2000s while I was born in the 1980s and he said, "that's okay because elderly people always have better snacks."
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
Surya Bonaly doing a backflip at the Olympics after the judges told her not to is a defining moment of sports in the 90s.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Surya Bonaly doing a backflip at the Olympics after the judges told her not to is a defining moment of sports in the 90s.
The only way to top Bad Bunny is to have him call me to bring poppers and lube so tha---
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The only way to top Bad Bunny is to have him call me to bring poppers and lube so tha---
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
Y'all they trynna roast me in this meeting because I'm eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Y'all they trynna roast me in this meeting because I'm eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
I actually love it when someone asks me to watch their stuff in a café because if strangers are still trusting strangers I feel a little better about society in general.
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I actually love it when someone asks me to watch their stuff in a café because if strangers are still trusting strangers I feel a little better about society in general.
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
Behind every woman with a true crime podcast, there's an utterly useless man just waiting to get on the mic and contribute absolutely nothing.
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Behind every woman with a true crime podcast, there's an utterly useless man just waiting to get on the mic and contribute absolutely nothing.
It's only called ICE if it's from the Champagne region of border security.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It's only called ICE if it's from the Champagne region of border security.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
Why did y'all let me make a broccoli soup in a crock pot in my STUDIO apartment? It cooks for six hours.
My whole pad smells like farts.
My whole pad smells like farts.
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Why did y'all let me make a broccoli soup in a crock pot in my STUDIO apartment? It cooks for six hours.
My whole pad smells like farts.
My whole pad smells like farts.
NYC: If anyone needs anything before the snow, please don't hesitate to reach out to me.
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.💓
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.💓
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
NYC: If anyone needs anything before the snow, please don't hesitate to reach out to me.
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.💓
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.💓
Dear Astrology People,
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Dear Astrology People - Overpriced Vodka
Stop asking people their birthday if they don't want to play your little star games.
overpricedvodka.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Dear Astrology People,
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
2026 thread of what I'm wearing to my Wall Street job (on the rare occasions I go to the office) because khaki pants and puffer vests are boring
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
2026 thread of what I'm wearing to my Wall Street job (on the rare occasions I go to the office) because khaki pants and puffer vests are boring
Pet Peeve:
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Pet Peeve:
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
This is going to be the longest day of my life.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 AM
This is going to be the longest day of my life.
I could not find my blowout brush anywhere so I murdered this one.
Poor brush.
Poor brush.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I could not find my blowout brush anywhere so I murdered this one.
Poor brush.
Poor brush.
I expect MAGA to focus on a $600 pair of boots as a gotcha moment, but you stupid baby lefties are SO FUCKING ANNOYING WITH THIS 🗣
I got my first $500 pair of boots when I was a cashier at Bed Bath & Beyond. I paid about $75 for them from this guy on the UES who was cleaning out his closet.
I got my first $500 pair of boots when I was a cashier at Bed Bath & Beyond. I paid about $75 for them from this guy on the UES who was cleaning out his closet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I expect MAGA to focus on a $600 pair of boots as a gotcha moment, but you stupid baby lefties are SO FUCKING ANNOYING WITH THIS 🗣
I got my first $500 pair of boots when I was a cashier at Bed Bath & Beyond. I paid about $75 for them from this guy on the UES who was cleaning out his closet.
I got my first $500 pair of boots when I was a cashier at Bed Bath & Beyond. I paid about $75 for them from this guy on the UES who was cleaning out his closet.
Attn Elder Millennials:
If you looked like a hipster in 2001 - 2012, The Go! Team Radio on Spotify is definitely giving what it's supposed to give 🤌
If you looked like a hipster in 2001 - 2012, The Go! Team Radio on Spotify is definitely giving what it's supposed to give 🤌
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Attn Elder Millennials:
If you looked like a hipster in 2001 - 2012, The Go! Team Radio on Spotify is definitely giving what it's supposed to give 🤌
If you looked like a hipster in 2001 - 2012, The Go! Team Radio on Spotify is definitely giving what it's supposed to give 🤌
Dear Bravo and other Networks,
Theoretically, I understand why you don't air new episodes during this time of year. However, have you actually TRIED to air any to see what the ratings would be? I think more people want to watch TV than you actually realize.
Signed,
Someone who wants to watch TV
Theoretically, I understand why you don't air new episodes during this time of year. However, have you actually TRIED to air any to see what the ratings would be? I think more people want to watch TV than you actually realize.
Signed,
Someone who wants to watch TV
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dear Bravo and other Networks,
Theoretically, I understand why you don't air new episodes during this time of year. However, have you actually TRIED to air any to see what the ratings would be? I think more people want to watch TV than you actually realize.
Signed,
Someone who wants to watch TV
Theoretically, I understand why you don't air new episodes during this time of year. However, have you actually TRIED to air any to see what the ratings would be? I think more people want to watch TV than you actually realize.
Signed,
Someone who wants to watch TV
It's weird when someone criticizes the amount of M/M romance written by women and Heated Rivalry fans go "well Rachel Reid is actually bi."
Okay and?
I'm a bisexual man and I couldn't imagine writing a lesbian romance novel with any level of authenticity.
Okay and?
I'm a bisexual man and I couldn't imagine writing a lesbian romance novel with any level of authenticity.
December 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's weird when someone criticizes the amount of M/M romance written by women and Heated Rivalry fans go "well Rachel Reid is actually bi."
Okay and?
I'm a bisexual man and I couldn't imagine writing a lesbian romance novel with any level of authenticity.
Okay and?
I'm a bisexual man and I couldn't imagine writing a lesbian romance novel with any level of authenticity.
Random Pluribus question, mostly for women:
If you're someone who usually shaves their armpits and then the end of the world happens and you're never gonna see another human being....do you keep shaving?
If you're someone who usually shaves their armpits and then the end of the world happens and you're never gonna see another human being....do you keep shaving?
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Random Pluribus question, mostly for women:
If you're someone who usually shaves their armpits and then the end of the world happens and you're never gonna see another human being....do you keep shaving?
If you're someone who usually shaves their armpits and then the end of the world happens and you're never gonna see another human being....do you keep shaving?
I...think I made too much soup for this pot....
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I...think I made too much soup for this pot....
If we're going to kill the planet with plastic food packaging anyway, can we sit down and do something about sugar and flour being sold in paper bags?
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If we're going to kill the planet with plastic food packaging anyway, can we sit down and do something about sugar and flour being sold in paper bags?
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM