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Shy, fist your friends friday 🐍🥚
@ovipositionary.bsky.social
she/they 💀🕊️ President of the #limpdickyqy Society. Invader of thread fics. Multishipper. Canon dynamics are just a suggestion. 40+ pfp @adamwithspice.bsky.social

#SVSSS | #2ha | #erha | #thelockedtomb
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In honor of many people reading my horny nonsense posts. Put a prompt below and I’ll do a tiny thread fic for you

#svsss #erha #wordofhonor #tlt and whatever else I like that I can’t remember because I’ve been packing for 4 hrs on adderLl
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SY imagining himself running into XF in the bathroom after he's been bullied and tenderly helping wipe the blood off the corner of his mouth and lending XF his hoodie to cover up his torn t-shirt
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I have been reading TYK and enjoying how well WoH nailed a lot of it. It did however miss out on how much ZZS pouts in the early part of the story whenever WKX doesn't give him the kissies he's clearly expecting
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
his brain's a machine that transforms cute boys into amateur porn stars
[svsss extra wip tl] i just wanted to post this because like. why on earth does shen yuan have the ability to describe twinks so colourfully #svsssspoilers
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
WKX and SJ queer platonically raising Gu Xiang together vs WKX and ZZS queer marriedly raising Chengling
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Two or three more weeks of school and then I can have horny thoughts again
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Being dragged by my husband in front of his 14k followers
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So hard when you see a post, want to interact, the feed refreshes. Gone. It doesn’t matter that I KNOW who posted it. I know who you are. We are moots. We chat. But I 100% do not know your handle, your dn, or your icon. It’s all just immediately ingested like Face ID recognition
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I have no excuse, this is pure Id

🌕 more like surrendering to something
🌕 rated E, 7.4K words
🌕 #erha, #huskyandhiswhitecatshizun, #2ha
🌕 #ranwan
🌕 At the harvest festival, #moran and #taxianjun go nightcrawling - and find #chuwanning with his bedroom door open.
🌕 archiveofourown.org/works/74723041
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Absolute favorite Cheng Geng vibe
“He’s covered in acupuncture needles and can’t even bend his neck; I feel awful just looking at him. He really is more devoted than a blood-related…”

“Blood-related, my ass!” Unable to bear it any longer, Gu Yun exploded. “Where are you coming up with this stuff?! Get out!”
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me, slack jawed watching old clips of how it’s made: How could I have become a factory machinery designer. What major in college was this that I missed
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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thank you for making me find this
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I know the extra shows Binghe growing and healing but I also think that he learned all the pop culture explicitly so airplane couldn’t have secret conversations anymore
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
In the ongoing saga of my vacations getting fucked, something happened to the water softener and now there’s three inches of water in my basement
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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How about a little heart for Bingzu?? And don’t say that every part of him isn’t loved, the bingbings would never say otherwise!!

And he has a business with someone 👀🫵 #svsss #luobinghe #luobingzu #bingbings #kissmeter
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
u guys. remember when i was in the hospital for three weeks and nearly died. that was wild
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
THEY GOT MARK STRONG TO VOICE IKITHON??
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Taxian-Jun x Tianlan-Jun yes you heard me right TaTian 🗣️‼️
December 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Svsss Kiss Meter but is only for Luo Bingzu!! Also 50 Likes would be a surprise!!! You guys can decide!!!
#svsss #shenyuan #luobinghe #luobingzu #kissmetet
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'm on chapter 20 of TYK and thrilled that WKX is just as annoying as he is in the drama and even MORE thrilled that ZZS is just as bad as he is
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm watching ep 2.1 of hazbin and I do not like it but I have to stick it out until I get to al in the cuck chair
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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#svsss #cumplane
sy obsessively harassing this hack author airplane while sqh regularly jacks it to his comments

sqh, furiously jerking off: you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

and if he buys a thick green dildo, he doesn't think too much about it…
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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bottom lbh/

so like i locked in for about 6 hours today

#qiubing #svsss #bingqiu
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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#myart | #svsss | #cumplane | #ShenYuan | #ShangQinghua

No more new stuff for now, we're back to our regularly scheduled programming 🥒✈️
2021 art repost: the first cumplane I've drawn was hornyyy
November 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM