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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 23h

Dim Jim….. 🤣🤣

Fuck but I wish I’d thought of that!!

Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 23h

It certainly looked like the Quins player was trying to tackle the Saracens ball carrier and Baby Farrell flew in an made head contact with a legal tackler.

You always know when Baby Farrell thinks he’s fucked up as he will always pretend to be injured, before making an immediate recovery.

Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

It’s practically self lubricating.

Like the limited slip differential on a F1 car.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a pork pie/scotch egg mash up.

Of course you wang mustard on it!

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

Guessing Nigel Wray was in the TMO’s truck showing him houses on Rightmove?

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

Americans eat baked sweet potatoes and marshmallows.

On purpose.

Their views on food are not to be entertained.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

Farrell trying to cheat and falling over pretending to be injured is why it was looked at.

But the TMO making stuff up to justify him stopping the game is a new low for TMO grassing.

Thankfully the Ref wasn’t buying the shit he was selling.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

“You can only imagine my surprise when I later discovered that my phone had autocorrected ‘lineout’ to ‘lingerie’ without my knowledge”

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

What’s really weird is that Premier Sports has decided that is the audience to target.

Coz I pretty much guarantee anyone new trying to get into the game is not going to last one single episode of Farage & Jim making fun of players pubic hair and doing comedy foreign accents to each other.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

While Big’s is undoubtedly comparably well off the Rugby Pod is, for inexplicable reasons, the goose that lays the golden egg.

Despite being aimed at exactly the sort of 🔔🔚’s who inhabit ‘that’ corner of every rugby club, happily putting dicks in each others pints & making each other do forfeits.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

Obs I love Dan Biggar.

But his association with Poundshop Farage & Big Jim is really testing the limits of my affections.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

Even Llanelli fans have to have heroes…….

Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 1d

Premier Sports making friends and influencing people.

By giving Pound Shop fat Farage another medium to vomit his “views”

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 3d

#FastAsFuck

Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

Any truth to the rumours that Cullen is just marking time with Leinster as he’s been promised the Ireland job?

*once daddy Farrell gets the heave ho.

Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

I hear that the lone player who agreed with Dave Reddin signed his survey form Rave Deddin and attached this photo of himself to prove he is definitely not made up.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

If we knew all the results it’d not be worth watching. And Leinsters poor start has definitely made this years URC a lot more interesting already!

🍻🍻

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

The ‘issue’ is their sqd is unsuited for the URC so most of their matches are stress free cakewalks. Only the SA teams & a fully fit Glasgow have a hope of giving them an actual game.

And then they run into Toulouse/LAR/UBB in the HC who have been playing other Top14 teams & know how to win hard.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

The system thing is weird… the lack of intelligence(?) that gets shown by the players on the pitch endlessly doing a not working Plan A time after time after time is strange.

Dunno if it’s players being so over coached they can’t deviate from the plan, or they just trust it to come good?

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

#LiterallyLessThanNothing

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

Got to say I think my favourite ‘choke’ was against Northampton last year.

That was a truly wonderful match.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

Still they can go back to Dublin and spend all week working on a new wanky #HashTag before the Sharks role into town.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

We don’t choke. We’re just shite.

There’s a huge different to being the most expensive paid team in the world, put together at the expense of the other three Irish provinces. Full of pampered coaches and still being shit.

As opposed to to being grossly underfunded and hamstrung by your own union.

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

I wonder if choking at the last minute feels worse that just not bothering to turn up at all?

And I wonder what new way they will find to hilariously lose next week?

So many absolutely wonderfully funny questions to answer!!

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Owain Glyndŵr @owainglyndwr.bsky.social · 8d

Luckily Scared Sam and the lads managed to go full Leinster by choking away a winning position when put under the merest whiff of any sort of pressure.

Must be time for a new #HashTag?

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