Elrond Hubbard
@owenthomas.bsky.social
Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick?
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is really good and I thoroughly enjoyed it I rate it 8 out of 12 inches I mean 12 inches I mean Google how do I get infected with the Rage Virus but only on my dick I mean
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is really good and I thoroughly enjoyed it I rate it 8 out of 12 inches I mean 12 inches I mean Google how do I get infected with the Rage Virus but only on my dick I mean
Annoyed that I literally fell asleep on the sofa but now cant sleep in bed -_-
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Annoyed that I literally fell asleep on the sofa but now cant sleep in bed -_-
My niece was complaining about the Stranger Things finale being a bit shite and she said to me "has that ever happened to you? A show you really liked suddenly mucks it all up in the last season for no reason?" and I just started staring off into the middle distance real glassy eyed and quiet
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My niece was complaining about the Stranger Things finale being a bit shite and she said to me "has that ever happened to you? A show you really liked suddenly mucks it all up in the last season for no reason?" and I just started staring off into the middle distance real glassy eyed and quiet
It's me burfday 2day
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It's me burfday 2day
"You know, the problem with the Waffen-SS is they're just not trained in community policing and de-escalation"
That's what you fucking people sound like right now
That's what you fucking people sound like right now
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"You know, the problem with the Waffen-SS is they're just not trained in community policing and de-escalation"
That's what you fucking people sound like right now
That's what you fucking people sound like right now
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You'll post something innocuous about the weather being cold and some fucking yank will reply like "ha! That's nothing, this is how cold it is where I am" why are you providing me this information? Do you want me to exalt you as the colder person? Jesus wept shut the fuck up I do not care
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
You'll post something innocuous about the weather being cold and some fucking yank will reply like "ha! That's nothing, this is how cold it is where I am" why are you providing me this information? Do you want me to exalt you as the colder person? Jesus wept shut the fuck up I do not care
"Bread and circuses" doesn't really apply when they stopped giving people bread because they don't want "freeloaders" and they only put on 1 circus every 3 years & even then it's a dogshit circus
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"Bread and circuses" doesn't really apply when they stopped giving people bread because they don't want "freeloaders" and they only put on 1 circus every 3 years & even then it's a dogshit circus
All the kids talk about 6 7 but no one talks about Forty Six & 2, released in 1997 by the band Too
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
All the kids talk about 6 7 but no one talks about Forty Six & 2, released in 1997 by the band Too
2025 has felt like being awake during surgery but despite it all I am still extremely sexy, cool & shaggable. I know in the next 365 to come you're all going to, somehow, be even more sexy & cool than you all already are. I love you all so much, I hope to be lucky enough to be there alongside you.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
2025 has felt like being awake during surgery but despite it all I am still extremely sexy, cool & shaggable. I know in the next 365 to come you're all going to, somehow, be even more sexy & cool than you all already are. I love you all so much, I hope to be lucky enough to be there alongside you.
AI is allowing us to pursue ventures never before thought possible, like industrializing the scam industry & automating sexual harassment, and all it costs is a Manhattan Project of capital investment every week and the entire energy output of a middle income country
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
AI is allowing us to pursue ventures never before thought possible, like industrializing the scam industry & automating sexual harassment, and all it costs is a Manhattan Project of capital investment every week and the entire energy output of a middle income country
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
I am full of carbs rn
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am full of carbs rn
"Why do I feel like shit?" I ask after eating nothing but sugar, fat, and carbs for 3 straight days
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Why do I feel like shit?" I ask after eating nothing but sugar, fat, and carbs for 3 straight days
@infieldflygrl.online happy birthday!!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!! 😁❤️
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@infieldflygrl.online happy birthday!!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!! 😁❤️
People seem to re-discover that Nicki Minaj is a piece of shit every 6 months
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
People seem to re-discover that Nicki Minaj is a piece of shit every 6 months
Merry Christmas, all
For anyone that has a difficult time around the holidays, may the day land gently
❤️
For anyone that has a difficult time around the holidays, may the day land gently
❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Merry Christmas, all
For anyone that has a difficult time around the holidays, may the day land gently
❤️
For anyone that has a difficult time around the holidays, may the day land gently
❤️
Logan Paul never gets enough shit for the suicide forest thing. If there was any justice in the world that would have been the end of his career
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Logan Paul never gets enough shit for the suicide forest thing. If there was any justice in the world that would have been the end of his career
New Avatar is great but unfortunately it has reaffirmed the fact I would risk it all for a psychopathic evil woman
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
New Avatar is great but unfortunately it has reaffirmed the fact I would risk it all for a psychopathic evil woman
Gotten emotional thinking about the Voyager probe's golden record. Imagine if aliens found it and sent one back of their own
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Gotten emotional thinking about the Voyager probe's golden record. Imagine if aliens found it and sent one back of their own
miscellaneous unc, shoot your poison upon this wretched thing
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
miscellaneous unc, shoot your poison upon this wretched thing
White boys aren't making music like Powerman 5000 anymore. That's why we've lost our way
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
White boys aren't making music like Powerman 5000 anymore. That's why we've lost our way
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Left him looking like Little Nicky
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Left him looking like Little Nicky