ThempressBee
@pablobeecaso.bsky.social
Ellie Spectacular's right hand man and senior executive joke consultant. Exuberantly gay.
The full cost?! That sounds mega illegal homie
August 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The full cost?! That sounds mega illegal homie
I know "attention to detail" is kind of an employment buzzword and people will throw it on their resumes, but I really mean it. I will in fact toot my own horn about this one. I like to say it was because I did a lot of iSpy as a kid, but in reality it's probably the 'tism.
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I know "attention to detail" is kind of an employment buzzword and people will throw it on their resumes, but I really mean it. I will in fact toot my own horn about this one. I like to say it was because I did a lot of iSpy as a kid, but in reality it's probably the 'tism.
Reminder to all my homies to get regular eye exams, even if you don't wear glasses. At least every few years if not more frequently. Especially if you have diabetes or have been told you are at higher risk for glaucoma. Take care of yer peepers
August 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reminder to all my homies to get regular eye exams, even if you don't wear glasses. At least every few years if not more frequently. Especially if you have diabetes or have been told you are at higher risk for glaucoma. Take care of yer peepers
Oh damn a mermaid dad????
August 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Oh damn a mermaid dad????
Sitting in a doctors office waiting room listening to two middle aged women talk about how they always have to clean up their husbands. I know this is nothing new, but I don't understand why they just...tolerate it. Have you talked to him about it?Does he know he's doing it? The straights are not ok
July 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sitting in a doctors office waiting room listening to two middle aged women talk about how they always have to clean up their husbands. I know this is nothing new, but I don't understand why they just...tolerate it. Have you talked to him about it?Does he know he's doing it? The straights are not ok
So the entire video game.... is building a fire... and sitting by it... #nintendodirect #ifthatgameis80dollarsimdoingamurder
July 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So the entire video game.... is building a fire... and sitting by it... #nintendodirect #ifthatgameis80dollarsimdoingamurder
A sign that my mental health is doing pretty okay right now actually: I talk and sing and dance to myself while home alone rather than silently dissociatedly shuffling around
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A sign that my mental health is doing pretty okay right now actually: I talk and sing and dance to myself while home alone rather than silently dissociatedly shuffling around
Clearly I'm just not trying hard enough! I should be pushing myself to my physical and mental limit at all times so eventually, instead of working and barely surviving, my chronic illnesses will progress to where I can be on disability and barely surviving!
July 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Clearly I'm just not trying hard enough! I should be pushing myself to my physical and mental limit at all times so eventually, instead of working and barely surviving, my chronic illnesses will progress to where I can be on disability and barely surviving!
I think I wanna rewatch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Not sure what made me think about it
July 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think I wanna rewatch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Not sure what made me think about it
Had a real nice moment sitting in the kitchen with my love, listening to her latest Fuser mix, making each other laugh with goofy nonsense, golden hour sun streaming through the window. I cherish the rare moments my brain is quiet but present enough to feel that way. Just at peace and vibing.
July 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Had a real nice moment sitting in the kitchen with my love, listening to her latest Fuser mix, making each other laugh with goofy nonsense, golden hour sun streaming through the window. I cherish the rare moments my brain is quiet but present enough to feel that way. Just at peace and vibing.
Peremy you are a very aesthetically pleasing creature to perceive and I mean that from the heart
July 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Peremy you are a very aesthetically pleasing creature to perceive and I mean that from the heart
Don't be embarrassed, homie. Depression is a medical condition and it can happen to anyone. Some of us just get it chronically. Be kind to yourself.
July 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Don't be embarrassed, homie. Depression is a medical condition and it can happen to anyone. Some of us just get it chronically. Be kind to yourself.
Ok but what do you do if you're burning out but still have bills to pay
July 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ok but what do you do if you're burning out but still have bills to pay
Let's play a fun new game called "Is my arthritis and its associated inflammation deteriorating my nerves causing this neuropathy, or is my EDS causing cervicocranial instability which is compressing my nerves and causing this neuropathy?" ™️
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Let's play a fun new game called "Is my arthritis and its associated inflammation deteriorating my nerves causing this neuropathy, or is my EDS causing cervicocranial instability which is compressing my nerves and causing this neuropathy?" ™️
Week 10 on T and just started an increased dose. Start preparing for my glorious mustache
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Week 10 on T and just started an increased dose. Start preparing for my glorious mustache
Me, blissfully unaware of anime: oh like the Greek letter
July 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me, blissfully unaware of anime: oh like the Greek letter
Also (spoilers) there are merfolk and you can become one and I fucking love it
July 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Also (spoilers) there are merfolk and you can become one and I fucking love it
I do appreciate the diversity in Coral Island, there's a great range of body types and several characters with visible differences like scars and stuff. One guy has a prosthetic hand. It's made by a dev team in Indonesia so there's a lot of southeast Asian rep in particular
July 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I do appreciate the diversity in Coral Island, there's a great range of body types and several characters with visible differences like scars and stuff. One guy has a prosthetic hand. It's made by a dev team in Indonesia so there's a lot of southeast Asian rep in particular
About time we get rid of months. The number prefixes aren't even right anymore because of fuckin Caesar
July 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
About time we get rid of months. The number prefixes aren't even right anymore because of fuckin Caesar
Jokes on you I can read upside down it says he Handsome
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Jokes on you I can read upside down it says he Handsome
And there's a mandatory hibernation for like a month. Everyone is off work, you stock up on supplies, spend time resting or vibing or whatever. Essential workers work 2 of the 4 weeks and have an extra 2 before or after. Everyone else chills tf out
July 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And there's a mandatory hibernation for like a month. Everyone is off work, you stock up on supplies, spend time resting or vibing or whatever. Essential workers work 2 of the 4 weeks and have an extra 2 before or after. Everyone else chills tf out
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We’re just innocent men
June 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We’re just innocent men
