Packtion
@packtion.bsky.social
21 - they/them - composer for animations and games (currently working on Endacopia!)
Being bald is a Homer dominated field
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Being bald is a Homer dominated field
Phrases to Help Maverick Fathers to Leave their Nuclear Family:
"I was never going to be a 'for-life' dad..."
"I was never going to be a 'for-life' dad..."
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Phrases to Help Maverick Fathers to Leave their Nuclear Family:
"I was never going to be a 'for-life' dad..."
"I was never going to be a 'for-life' dad..."
I make music for dogs btw. All of my music is music for dogs, even the soundtracks
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I make music for dogs btw. All of my music is music for dogs, even the soundtracks
TIME Magazine - the world's most important job: sperm bank ceo
NYT - control the semen, control the world
NYT - control the semen, control the world
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
TIME Magazine - the world's most important job: sperm bank ceo
NYT - control the semen, control the world
NYT - control the semen, control the world
The experienced cardisains who made the hit card games "Exploding Babies" and "Pizza Pizza Cat Ghost Pizza Ghost" have an incredible new card game for you:
Who's GREEN BEAN is this? A game about lying, deception, and not telling the truth 🤫
Who's GREEN BEAN is this? A game about lying, deception, and not telling the truth 🤫
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The experienced cardisains who made the hit card games "Exploding Babies" and "Pizza Pizza Cat Ghost Pizza Ghost" have an incredible new card game for you:
Who's GREEN BEAN is this? A game about lying, deception, and not telling the truth 🤫
Who's GREEN BEAN is this? A game about lying, deception, and not telling the truth 🤫
more like NUDE HAMPSHIRE!
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
more like NUDE HAMPSHIRE!
Name a game like this
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Name a game like this
Oh yeah thats the guy who sang vampire in jail. You dont know vampire in j-its the song that went "ohhhhh ohhhhhh vampire in jail! Vampire jail! Ohhhhh ohhhh vampire in jail! Vampire IN-CAR-CER-A-SHUN!" No? anyways I guess the news is saying he cheated on his wife
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh yeah thats the guy who sang vampire in jail. You dont know vampire in j-its the song that went "ohhhhh ohhhhhh vampire in jail! Vampire jail! Ohhhhh ohhhh vampire in jail! Vampire IN-CAR-CER-A-SHUN!" No? anyways I guess the news is saying he cheated on his wife
Referring to the F slur as "F-A-double hockey sticks"
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Referring to the F slur as "F-A-double hockey sticks"
Guy smoking POT, scrambles for PTO, wishes he was on TOP
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Guy smoking POT, scrambles for PTO, wishes he was on TOP
Guy sipping on a 40oz can of hard seltzer with this label on it:
[top of can]
Whiteclaw
WHITE
WHALE
Cherry Vanilla
Naturally Flavored
13.9% ALC/VOL
The attorney general
says pregnant women
can't have fun 😉
[bottom of can]
[top of can]
Whiteclaw
WHITE
WHALE
Cherry Vanilla
Naturally Flavored
13.9% ALC/VOL
The attorney general
says pregnant women
can't have fun 😉
[bottom of can]
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Guy sipping on a 40oz can of hard seltzer with this label on it:
[top of can]
Whiteclaw
WHITE
WHALE
Cherry Vanilla
Naturally Flavored
13.9% ALC/VOL
The attorney general
says pregnant women
can't have fun 😉
[bottom of can]
[top of can]
Whiteclaw
WHITE
WHALE
Cherry Vanilla
Naturally Flavored
13.9% ALC/VOL
The attorney general
says pregnant women
can't have fun 😉
[bottom of can]
FOLLOWERS: steer clear of "Bobby Deepnight"
July 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
FOLLOWERS: steer clear of "Bobby Deepnight"
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daily reminder that after disabling your VPN to go on the Sunny D website that you turn your VPN back on when you're done
May 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"I'm sorry I couldn't stand the sight of your soul...I was frightened by its true color" - Wrungler from Wrunglers Descent
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"I'm sorry I couldn't stand the sight of your soul...I was frightened by its true color" - Wrungler from Wrunglers Descent
Read this ten times fast: did he blood?
May 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Read this ten times fast: did he blood?
We need Pfizer to make crazy pills ASAP
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We need Pfizer to make crazy pills ASAP
me walking circles around my infant baby: listen kid, walking isn't something you can teach. yer either born with it, or ya not...
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
me walking circles around my infant baby: listen kid, walking isn't something you can teach. yer either born with it, or ya not...
dear diary, my first day of being a medieval king has gone awry. today an intruder entered the castle, and i don't even know what I was trying to say, probably "seize him", but I shouted "GAURDS! SEDUCE HIM!" by accident and well. the chruch wrote me an angry letter abt it
May 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
dear diary, my first day of being a medieval king has gone awry. today an intruder entered the castle, and i don't even know what I was trying to say, probably "seize him", but I shouted "GAURDS! SEDUCE HIM!" by accident and well. the chruch wrote me an angry letter abt it
his goal was simple...teach the world to jerk off the correct way, and do it in a way that even a fish could understand. What he didn't foresee was an event that would ruin public aquariums for half a century...
JERKFISH - Documentary
JERKFISH - Documentary
May 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
his goal was simple...teach the world to jerk off the correct way, and do it in a way that even a fish could understand. What he didn't foresee was an event that would ruin public aquariums for half a century...
JERKFISH - Documentary
JERKFISH - Documentary
DASTARDLY KIDS. YOU'LL NEVER FIND MY paramount+ basic plan subscription
May 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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sometimes I like two replies to a post that technically both disagree with eachother but both are good points. really I'm just here to facilitate higher thought on whether humans in the pokemon universe evolved from pokemon in some sort of neanderthal-homosapien situation
May 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
sometimes I like two replies to a post that technically both disagree with eachother but both are good points. really I'm just here to facilitate higher thought on whether humans in the pokemon universe evolved from pokemon in some sort of neanderthal-homosapien situation