Paddy Malarkey
@paddymalarkey.bsky.social
The absolute transformation in the Celtic side is off the charts.
Martin O'Neil is like me.
Charm the players and they'll run through a wall
Martin O'Neil is like me.
Charm the players and they'll run through a wall
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The absolute transformation in the Celtic side is off the charts.
Martin O'Neil is like me.
Charm the players and they'll run through a wall
Martin O'Neil is like me.
Charm the players and they'll run through a wall
I get it's not the 70s 80s or 90s!
But I'd sign up Martin O'Neil in a heartbeat.
But I'd sign up Martin O'Neil in a heartbeat.
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I get it's not the 70s 80s or 90s!
But I'd sign up Martin O'Neil in a heartbeat.
But I'd sign up Martin O'Neil in a heartbeat.
They just made celtic angry.
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
They just made celtic angry.
Reposted by Paddy Malarkey
How could you nationalise the English Water companies for free?
Easily, simply hit them with the fines they should already pay and don't let them increase their bills.
Within 2 years 80% of them will declare bankruptcy
Then you takeover for free, as the law already says
Easily, simply hit them with the fines they should already pay and don't let them increase their bills.
Within 2 years 80% of them will declare bankruptcy
Then you takeover for free, as the law already says
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
How could you nationalise the English Water companies for free?
Easily, simply hit them with the fines they should already pay and don't let them increase their bills.
Within 2 years 80% of them will declare bankruptcy
Then you takeover for free, as the law already says
Easily, simply hit them with the fines they should already pay and don't let them increase their bills.
Within 2 years 80% of them will declare bankruptcy
Then you takeover for free, as the law already says
Aw naw!
It's poppy porn season!
Granted America are ran by a clown.
But at least they don't have this 4 weeks of performative poppy porn!
It's poppy porn season!
Granted America are ran by a clown.
But at least they don't have this 4 weeks of performative poppy porn!
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Aw naw!
It's poppy porn season!
Granted America are ran by a clown.
But at least they don't have this 4 weeks of performative poppy porn!
It's poppy porn season!
Granted America are ran by a clown.
But at least they don't have this 4 weeks of performative poppy porn!
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
@andymuirhd.bsky.social
Andy, just read your post on substack.
Being a celtic shareholder, who do I contact to see if they need my share number for no confidence vote.
Andy, just read your post on substack.
Being a celtic shareholder, who do I contact to see if they need my share number for no confidence vote.
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
@andymuirhd.bsky.social
Andy, just read your post on substack.
Being a celtic shareholder, who do I contact to see if they need my share number for no confidence vote.
Andy, just read your post on substack.
Being a celtic shareholder, who do I contact to see if they need my share number for no confidence vote.
It's definitely a mental health thing, people that park beside another car in an empty car park!
October 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's definitely a mental health thing, people that park beside another car in an empty car park!
It'd be north of the castlecary arches!
Definitely in the accent.
Definitely in the accent.
October 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It'd be north of the castlecary arches!
Definitely in the accent.
Definitely in the accent.
“Superfly guy” by “s express “
The world’s first introduction to “seal”
The world’s first introduction to “seal”
October 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Superfly guy” by “s express “
The world’s first introduction to “seal”
The world’s first introduction to “seal”
That football is absolutely honking.
We are pure and utter shite and if we're honest have been for at least a year, even 2 years.
Callum Mcgregor definitely knows where the bodies are buried!
We are pure and utter shite and if we're honest have been for at least a year, even 2 years.
Callum Mcgregor definitely knows where the bodies are buried!
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That football is absolutely honking.
We are pure and utter shite and if we're honest have been for at least a year, even 2 years.
Callum Mcgregor definitely knows where the bodies are buried!
We are pure and utter shite and if we're honest have been for at least a year, even 2 years.
Callum Mcgregor definitely knows where the bodies are buried!
I bought the 4 match Europa league package for the celtic home games.
I hate Peter Lawell and that parasitic board, but I love Celtic more than I hate those cunts!
Plus my son wanted them.😂
I hate Peter Lawell and that parasitic board, but I love Celtic more than I hate those cunts!
Plus my son wanted them.😂
September 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I bought the 4 match Europa league package for the celtic home games.
I hate Peter Lawell and that parasitic board, but I love Celtic more than I hate those cunts!
Plus my son wanted them.😂
I hate Peter Lawell and that parasitic board, but I love Celtic more than I hate those cunts!
Plus my son wanted them.😂
Well there we have it.
Even in Parley, Israel attacks another Arab nation.
What does it take for them to turn off the oil., turn off the gas.
They're hardly risking life and limb, just might not get platinum wheels on the Rolls! Or diamonds in the Rolex!
Even in Parley, Israel attacks another Arab nation.
What does it take for them to turn off the oil., turn off the gas.
They're hardly risking life and limb, just might not get platinum wheels on the Rolls! Or diamonds in the Rolex!
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Well there we have it.
Even in Parley, Israel attacks another Arab nation.
What does it take for them to turn off the oil., turn off the gas.
They're hardly risking life and limb, just might not get platinum wheels on the Rolls! Or diamonds in the Rolex!
Even in Parley, Israel attacks another Arab nation.
What does it take for them to turn off the oil., turn off the gas.
They're hardly risking life and limb, just might not get platinum wheels on the Rolls! Or diamonds in the Rolex!
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I went to the museum of the future in Dubai.
It's pure and utter shit!
It doesn't even touch upon genocide or dictators.
Or spineless Arab nations.
Quislings still propping up marble hotels at haj while neighbours experience an inflicted famine!
No!
There's a seed vault in Norway though!
It's pure and utter shit!
It doesn't even touch upon genocide or dictators.
Or spineless Arab nations.
Quislings still propping up marble hotels at haj while neighbours experience an inflicted famine!
No!
There's a seed vault in Norway though!
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I went to the museum of the future in Dubai.
It's pure and utter shit!
It doesn't even touch upon genocide or dictators.
Or spineless Arab nations.
Quislings still propping up marble hotels at haj while neighbours experience an inflicted famine!
No!
There's a seed vault in Norway though!
It's pure and utter shit!
It doesn't even touch upon genocide or dictators.
Or spineless Arab nations.
Quislings still propping up marble hotels at haj while neighbours experience an inflicted famine!
No!
There's a seed vault in Norway though!
See football, it's the same as politics.
It's employment for life.
Stephen Naismith in the dugout, Wtf!
And don't start on the Celtic employment policy.
Maloney, Kennedy, O'dea, Donnelly, Grant....
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Same as politics, you're never out a job!
It's employment for life.
Stephen Naismith in the dugout, Wtf!
And don't start on the Celtic employment policy.
Maloney, Kennedy, O'dea, Donnelly, Grant....
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Same as politics, you're never out a job!
September 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
See football, it's the same as politics.
It's employment for life.
Stephen Naismith in the dugout, Wtf!
And don't start on the Celtic employment policy.
Maloney, Kennedy, O'dea, Donnelly, Grant....
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Same as politics, you're never out a job!
It's employment for life.
Stephen Naismith in the dugout, Wtf!
And don't start on the Celtic employment policy.
Maloney, Kennedy, O'dea, Donnelly, Grant....
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Same as politics, you're never out a job!
Christ!
James Mcfadden must be fccking loaded.
Is there ever a game on telly he's not working at.
He's as dull as ditch water too!
James Mcfadden must be fccking loaded.
Is there ever a game on telly he's not working at.
He's as dull as ditch water too!
September 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Christ!
James Mcfadden must be fccking loaded.
Is there ever a game on telly he's not working at.
He's as dull as ditch water too!
James Mcfadden must be fccking loaded.
Is there ever a game on telly he's not working at.
He's as dull as ditch water too!
I wonder if a chess player would be described as "Elite"
If he opened the same every time. Made the same moves with the same characters.
Allowed his opponents to know his plans in advance and didn't change a thing when it wasn't working?
Over to you Brendan!
If he opened the same every time. Made the same moves with the same characters.
Allowed his opponents to know his plans in advance and didn't change a thing when it wasn't working?
Over to you Brendan!
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wonder if a chess player would be described as "Elite"
If he opened the same every time. Made the same moves with the same characters.
Allowed his opponents to know his plans in advance and didn't change a thing when it wasn't working?
Over to you Brendan!
If he opened the same every time. Made the same moves with the same characters.
Allowed his opponents to know his plans in advance and didn't change a thing when it wasn't working?
Over to you Brendan!
Imagine keeping Hatate on!
August 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Imagine keeping Hatate on!
Kasper Schmeichel is our fucking playmaker for fucks sake!
August 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Kasper Schmeichel is our fucking playmaker for fucks sake!
Tierney is a nostalgic indulgence!
August 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tierney is a nostalgic indulgence!
Reo Hatate is a fucking myth!
The idea of Hatate is better than Hatate!
The idea of Hatate is better than Hatate!
August 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Reo Hatate is a fucking myth!
The idea of Hatate is better than Hatate!
The idea of Hatate is better than Hatate!
One pace Nygren!
August 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
One pace Nygren!
How the fuck are we meant to watch that celtic team for a whole fccking season!
If they can't get up for those mutants, what's the football gonna be like come January?
It's total and utter pish.
Our players are pish, the system is pish.
The dogs on the street know how rangers play against us!
If they can't get up for those mutants, what's the football gonna be like come January?
It's total and utter pish.
Our players are pish, the system is pish.
The dogs on the street know how rangers play against us!
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
How the fuck are we meant to watch that celtic team for a whole fccking season!
If they can't get up for those mutants, what's the football gonna be like come January?
It's total and utter pish.
Our players are pish, the system is pish.
The dogs on the street know how rangers play against us!
If they can't get up for those mutants, what's the football gonna be like come January?
It's total and utter pish.
Our players are pish, the system is pish.
The dogs on the street know how rangers play against us!
Utter wænk of a football player.
Off the top of my head.
Real Madrid,
Rangers, Aberdeen, Kazakhstan (home and away)
Run about like a headless chicken and couldn't finish his dinner.
A fucking myth of a player.
Off the top of my head.
Real Madrid,
Rangers, Aberdeen, Kazakhstan (home and away)
Run about like a headless chicken and couldn't finish his dinner.
A fucking myth of a player.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Utter wænk of a football player.
Off the top of my head.
Real Madrid,
Rangers, Aberdeen, Kazakhstan (home and away)
Run about like a headless chicken and couldn't finish his dinner.
A fucking myth of a player.
Off the top of my head.
Real Madrid,
Rangers, Aberdeen, Kazakhstan (home and away)
Run about like a headless chicken and couldn't finish his dinner.
A fucking myth of a player.